My first thought was Jelly, but then I remembered he legit mentioned he used to (still might) print out threads so he could save people's arguments against him. We're talking years, and reams, of paper boxed up in his closet. He might be a nice guy IRL, but here he's a goddamn lunatic.
Abhi...eh, haven't interacted with him much. He's just some guy that posts here.
I guess that leaves Fangirl.