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Why are you at DS9?

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Why are you at DS9?
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:43:43 PM »
A boy materializes out of nowhere and falls hard on the floor wearing casual clothes froms evral centeturiea ago in dsp why is he there?

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Re: Why are you at DS9?
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2015, 05:22:28 PM »
In the thick middle of dominionwar no one onthe station is happy about it and those who sent him there, changed into beyond whathe was have plans beyond the federationand the aplah aquadrant
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Re: Why are you at DS9?
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2015, 05:23:14 PM »
Wait is that wesker and it ends at titanwithgold hand
on t wy annihilate j creper's monster
« Last Edit: October 07, 2015, 07:31:36 AM by Hulk Power »

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Re: Why are you at DS9?
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2015, 05:32:08 PM »
Your autism is defining you
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Re: Why are you at DS9?
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2015, 09:12:08 PM »
Aspergery as fuck

FUCKING DIGUSTING

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Re: Why are you at DS9?
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2015, 09:15:16 PM »
I feel sorry for the popular students at whatever school this kid goes to.

Sorry boutcho bullet holes, kids
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Re: Why are you at DS9?
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2015, 11:03:37 AM »
I feel sorry for the popular students at whatever school this kid goes to.
Sorry boutcho bullet holes, kids
I've already apologised about the holes where the teeth were. Why the apology for non-existant injuries?

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Re: Why are you at DS9?
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2015, 11:04:26 AM »
Hahaha I like you now
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Re: Why are you at DS9?
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2016, 10:07:00 AM »
AP you seem to think of it ws glqsphemy not to put wnyone who groove madnap  gstaoofrdouzble on w a pdeetbal avove everyone lse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpLkNro58bI
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« Last Edit: March 18, 2016, 12:45:55 PM by Hulk Power »

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Re: Why are you at DS9?
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2016, 07:42:36 PM »
Holy shit, guy. Get it together
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Re: Why are you at DS9?
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2016, 08:41:05 PM »
This is an amazingly random slew of posts.

Truly inspiring.

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Re: Why are you at DS9?
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2017, 09:09:33 AM »
""WAKE UP!! I said wake up!"" screamed his mother's voice. He grudgingly did as told, yawning and struggling to keep his eyes open. He had been up all night yesterday for the seniors' farewell party and then directly went to basketball practice instead of coming home, and expectedly was sleepy as hell. By 10 am, he had snuck in through the balcony of his room and had dozed off, hoping his parents won't know. All for nought. He looked at his alarm clock. 12 pm. "Atleast I got 2 hrs" he thought to himself, and pulled himself off his bed. Stretching himself, he let out an irritated groan when his mother started banging on the door. Ouch! He winced as he hit himself on his bruised jaw, a reminder of the day when their school bus had kissed a tree 2 weeks back. Nobody was seriously injured, but he had got slammed against the seat in front of him, and it had been pretty swollen for 3 days. He got dressed and let out a snarl as his little sister joined his mother in the door banging, screaming at the top of her voice. That brat had ratted him out! He opened the door and saw Mom still in her work clothes, his suspicions were confirmed. And leaning on the banister was his sister, with one of the biggest shit eating grins on her face. ""Just wait, I'm gonna wipe that smile off her face"" 

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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2017, 09:45:56 AM »
""Where the hell had you been?"" Mom shrilled, and to him it seemed, baring her teeth like a guard dog and her neck wrinkling like a stretched glove. Trying not to laugh, he replied nonchalantly ""You know where I was"" ""I meant where were you when you were supposed to be home"" ""I told you I would be late."" ""You didn't tell me you were not gonna come till morning"" ""I told you I had practice at 4. Did you think it was gonna end in 30 seconds?""  He could see her boiling up, but he knew that she wasn't actually mad at him, rather than her rival, no, enemy at the office, Joanne. That smug bitch always got her nerves, but she couldn't say anything since Joanne was . As the routine of venting her frustration on him and apologizing later had become a routine, he now always agitated her till she had blown her cap and cooled off, and today was no different. But today she decided to go the silly route ""Have you been drinking?"" Now, that made him angry. The only time he even touched alcohol was the two wine glasses he had last year on his 16th birthday, and that was on her insistence. He really loved his aunt/stepmom, and was very happy when she and his dad decided get married after cancer took away his mother and followed by his uncle getting caught in a crossfire during a robbery attempt at his bank. This had also cheered up his cousin, who despite being only 2 months younger than him, went into full depression along with her mother when her father died. Since then she was his baby sister, but damn did they know how to get on his nerves. So he too decided to get back in the juvenile route: ""Yep. Couldn't let you be the only drunkard in the family"" and she exploded, and before long she reached her angry gibberish mode, when nothing she said made sense. After it was over and she made her usual huff and puff exit, he turned towards his sister.

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Re: Why are you at DS9?
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2017, 08:16:25 PM »
This certainly interesting.


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Re: Why are you at DS9?
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2017, 10:30:46 PM »
AP you seem to think of it ws glqsphemy not to put wnyone who groove madnap  gstaoofrdouzble on w a pdeetbal avove everyone lse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpLkNro58bI
bucky kick a guy

I love that this post was edited and it is still incomprehensible and has a broken link.

I think this is a Dadaist fic.