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The Return of the Random Shit Iron Fist Can Do Thread

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The Return of the Random Shit Iron Fist Can Do Thread
« on: August 12, 2015, 11:20:12 AM »
No fights. No punching feats. Everyone knows Danny can do that shit. Here are some other skills. Some are more impressive than others. Fuck off.

Stealth

Ninjitsu




Sneaking


Disappaearing






Agility/Dodging/Speed

Dodges the Punisher unloading on him


Impresses Daredevil


Impersonates Daredevil


Dodges a projectile "too fast to see"


Stealth and then Dodging Gunfire



Shows up in a woman's apartment


Shows up Behind a little girl in distress


Famous Slapping away Flachettes


Weaving Between Bullets


Point Blank Bullet Dodge


Catching a Bullet while His Chi works to purge poison from his body


Tagging a Speedster


Taking out a group of thugs in seconds


Bullet Dodging


More Thugs taken out in seconds


And more



Senses



Sensing White Tiger


Healing Himself and Others

Healing Others


Healing Himself from near death


Healing after losing to Fat Cobra


Healing from Poison


Healing Again


Weird Chi Tricks

Slowing his vitals down to feign death. Even fools Daredevil.


Figuring out weak spots


Tracking


The Iron Fist can Shield him from magical blasts


Quieting an Angry Mob


Piercing Illusions


Basically Restoring Reality to Himself in the Land of the Dead


Infuses shrapnel with Chi


Mind Melding


Allegedly Mastering the Hypnotic Hand


Using Explicit Chi Strikes that are not the Iron Fist


Crushing a gun to powder


Hypnotizing Hulk into Banner


Nerve Strikes





« Last Edit: August 13, 2015, 05:52:19 PM by Average John »

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Re: The Return of the Random Shit Iron Fist Can Do Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2015, 05:41:03 PM »
Should rename this:

Hey you guys! Iron Fist has the same feats as other street levelers!

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Re: The Return of the Random Shit Iron Fist Can Do Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2015, 11:13:01 PM »
Batman can't do 90% of this.

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Re: The Return of the Random Shit Iron Fist Can Do Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2015, 11:41:04 PM »
No fights. No punching feats. Everyone knows Danny can do that shit. Here are some other skills. Some are more impressive than others. Fuck off.

Stealth

Ninjitsu





So I'm looking at this and thinking; what issue was it that the Heroes for Hire had an adventure with Daleks and Dr. Who in the window there?

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Re: The Return of the Random Shit Iron Fist Can Do Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2015, 05:49:07 PM »
Power Man and Iron Fist #79. It's a Dr Who homage issue.