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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2015, 06:32:00 AM »

I think Shaq takes at least 7 out of 10. If she can leg kick and retreat long enough that he's fighting on one leg, she could eventually knock him out. But odds are that she gets caught before that happens. His punches would destroy her if he landed, but really all he needs to do is get her on the ground and maul her.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2015, 09:54:53 AM »

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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2015, 10:51:09 AM »

I'd give Ronda odds against Mayweather in the octogon, btw. Shaq's just too big.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2015, 11:16:22 AM »

This fight is basically these two going at it:



Just to get some sense of scale, Big Show and Shaq are the same height, Ronda is an inch taller than Rey. It's basically the size difference between a tween and an average sized adult. She's really going to need to bust out her Three Ninjas Showdown at Magic Mountain combat training regiment for this one.


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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2015, 04:58:31 PM »

I think the size difference is too much for Ronda. I don't know though, I think the best bet for Ronda to gas Shaq and finish him with a choke.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #35 on: August 03, 2015, 05:11:45 PM »

I think the size difference is too much for Ronda. I don't know though, I think the best bet for Ronda to gas Shaq and finish him with a choke.

And Shaq getting gassed is what I see happening. If Ronda is an idiot and goes right after Shaq, he could land a lucky punch and then pounce on while she's stunned. Game over, he wins.

But against a slow and massive guy who is out of shape like Shaq, she just has to keep him moving and wear him down. Let him swing and miss a few times. Once he's gassed, she can get him to ground. Once he goes down, the fight will be over.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #36 on: August 03, 2015, 06:02:55 PM »

This isn't a movie, Master. Christ almighty
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #37 on: August 03, 2015, 07:16:55 PM »

Shaq grabs her and physically restrains her quickly and without fuss.

Then he can do whatever he wants.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #38 on: August 03, 2015, 07:18:59 PM »

He's way too fucking big for her to do anything.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #39 on: August 03, 2015, 07:22:11 PM »

Shaq is taller and slimmer than the Big Show, at least he was slimmer at some point.

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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #40 on: August 03, 2015, 07:46:53 PM »

This isn't a movie, Master. Christ almighty

I think you're the one who has this confused with a movie. Did you watch Balboa and think, "Hmm, I bet a really old guy past his prime could do this in real life too."

And let me add that if this was Shaq in his prime, I'd agree that he wins a majority. Because he freak athlete trained body would give him a tremendous power advantage. And his stamina would not be as great of an issue. He'd be seven feet of muscle.

But in this scenario, you seem to think that older retired Shaq could just waltz right into the ring/octagon at a moment's notice and win a majority against a highly skilled fighter. Being a big guy counts for a lot in a fight, but not this much.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #41 on: August 03, 2015, 07:57:22 PM »

This isn't a movie, Master. Christ almighty

I think you're the one who has this confused with a movie. Did you watch Balboa and think, "Hmm, I bet a really old guy past his prime could do this in real life too."

And let me add that if this was Shaq in his prime, I'd agree that he wins a majority. Because he freak athlete trained body would give him a tremendous power advantage. And his stamina would not be as great of an issue. He'd be seven feet of muscle.

But in this scenario, you seem to think that older retired Shaq could just waltz right into the ring/octagon at a moment's notice and win a majority against a highly skilled fighter. Being a big guy counts for a lot in a fight, but not this much.

are you in middle school? Wtf is going on here?
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #42 on: August 03, 2015, 08:00:43 PM »

She's 5'7", 135. She's a million times the fighter he is but she has to really get lucky. Will she be strong enough to get into position to bend or manipulate any part of Shaq's body with Shaq actively resisting? Just Shaq flailing around wildly would be like trying to wrestle a bear for her.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #43 on: August 03, 2015, 08:02:26 PM »

What if she takes a play from Thunderstrike's book and gets him in the nuts?
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #44 on: August 03, 2015, 08:04:24 PM »

What if she takes a play from Thunderstrike's book and gets him in the nuts?

What if he does the same thing?  Just straight up cunt punt's the bitch?
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