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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2015, 08:50:58 PM »

Didn't Shaq say he'd last like a minute himself.  And Lebron said he'd last as long as she let him.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2015, 08:55:47 PM »

Shaq murders her. You guys read too many fucking comics.... BIG JAY
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2015, 09:11:31 PM »

Shaq murders her. You guys read too many fucking comics.... BIG JAY

Yeah; pretty much any shot that lands even some what on is going to end it right then and there.

And he's unfathomably stronger than her.

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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2015, 09:23:44 PM »

Didn't Shaq say he'd last like a minute himself.  And Lebron said he'd last as long as she let him.

And JJ Watt said something similar.  That's publicly expressed gynocentric modesty.  Rouse doesn't want to fight  Fallon Fox.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2015, 11:19:13 PM »

Shaq would honestly just have to bum rush and take her down. He trains BJJ. She won't be able to KO him, or reach his head. Punching and kicking up causes you to lose power as well.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2015, 11:22:35 PM »

Shaq murders her. You guys read too many fucking comics.... BIG JAY

Yeah; pretty much any shot that lands even some what on is going to end it right then and there.

And he's unfathomably stronger than her.

What the fuck are you smoking? Shaq is how old now? And undoubtedly out of shape in his retirement. Your retard logic indicates he would defeat light weight UFC fighters just because he's really big.

And per this topic, he only has 30 minute notice of the fight. So this Shaq on some normal day where he may have had a big meal or consumed alcohol. Certainly not at 100% of his dwindled retirement stamina.

Any highly competent fighter will beat Shaq in this scenario.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2015, 11:23:43 PM »

Shaq would honestly just have to bum rush and take her down. He trains BJJ. She won't be able to KO him, or reach his head. Punching and kicking up causes you to lose power as well.

She'll be kicking down when his elephantine body hits the mat.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2015, 11:43:41 PM »

Shaq murders her. You guys read too many fucking comics.... BIG JAY

Yeah; pretty much any shot that lands even some what on is going to end it right then and there.

And he's unfathomably stronger than her.

What the fuck are you smoking? Shaq is how old now? And undoubtedly out of shape in his retirement. Your retard logic indicates he would defeat light weight UFC fighters just because he's really big.

And per this topic, he only has 30 minute notice of the fight. So this Shaq on some normal day where he may have had a big meal or consumed alcohol. Certainly not at 100% of his dwindled retirement stamina.

Any highly competent fighter will beat Shaq in this scenario.

You're really fucking dumb, chief
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2015, 11:55:11 PM »

You guys live in a fantasy battle world where this broad is going to do judo back flips and give shaq a hurricanrana because you've never seen a fight happen in real life? Go back to bird law, idiot
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2015, 12:12:59 AM »

Hammy vs Master. This is like mom and dad fighting



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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2015, 01:06:54 AM »

yeah he's trained but I forgot what in though.
Shaq-Fu.

Actually; funny as that might seem.

Shaq actually does have some training in mixed martial arts on his down time.

According to his wiki he's got some knowledge in jui-jitsu, muay thai and wrestling.  Not saying he's pro level or anything but he's not going into this an absolute outsider to the game either.
Didn't he fight Oscar De La Hoya for "Shaq VS."?
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2015, 01:09:15 AM »

Shaq murders her. You guys read too many fucking comics.... BIG JAY

Yeah; pretty much any shot that lands even some what on is going to end it right then and there.

And he's unfathomably stronger than her.

What the fuck are you smoking? Shaq is how old now? And undoubtedly out of shape in his retirement. Your retard logic indicates he would defeat light weight UFC fighters just because he's really big.

And per this topic, he only has 30 minute notice of the fight. So this Shaq on some normal day where he may have had a big meal or consumed alcohol. Certainly not at 100% of his dwindled retirement stamina.

Any highly competent fighter will beat Shaq in this scenario.

And he's still ungodly bigger than her.  He's a few weight class's above her.

So now he's not just hanging out but also drunk "and" in a food coma.....how much of a disadvantage do you really think Shaq needs to be at for Rousey to stand a chance here?

And my logic still stands; any shot here is a game ender on his part.

He's crazy stronger than here, has much greater reach.

I notice you don't actually debate that.

If you put Shaq up against a guy where he only needs 1 or 2 hits at best to win the fight.  It doesn't matter how skilled the guy is; the odds are in Shaq's favor.

Think about how much harder it is going to be just for Rousey to grapple with him and try and handle him based purely on size alone?
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2015, 01:15:12 AM »

So, the stipulations are that Ronda sneaks up on Shaq while he's napping, kicks him in the balls, and tries to armbar him while he tries to figure out what the fuck is going on?

Shaq is way too far out of her weight class. Could she get a win? Sure.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2015, 02:46:17 AM »

Itis is a hell of a disadvantage.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2015, 03:51:40 AM »

yeah he's trained but I forgot what in though.
Shaq-Fu.

Actually; funny as that might seem.

Shaq actually does have some training in mixed martial arts on his down time.

According to his wiki he's got some knowledge in jui-jitsu, muay thai and wrestling.  Not saying he's pro level or anything but he's not going into this an absolute outsider to the game either.
Didn't he fight Oscar De La Hoya for "Shaq VS."?

Yeah. He got some training there too iirc. But, he looked pretty terrible if he really has any kind of training.  He wasn't in very good shape either and that was a good 6-7 years ago iirc. he has continued a decline since then.  I honestly don't believe he could have hit Oscar if he wasn't playing it up for the show too.
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