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Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« on: August 01, 2015, 11:15:50 PM »
Ronda has a 3 month training camp to prepare for the fight. Obviously no weight cut needed for her. Shaq has no prep time at all. He is caught off guard but takes the fight on 30 min notice. Takes place in octagon. 5 rounds.

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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2015, 01:07:03 AM »
Shaq's got a pretty serious size advantage here.

I have to imagine he can take it.

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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2015, 07:06:22 AM »
I'd imagine that Shaq is outta shape in his retirement... and Rousey could attack the shit outta his legs.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2015, 07:19:56 AM »
Yeah despite his size, this is seriously stacked against Shaq Diesel.

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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2015, 08:53:57 AM »
Is Shaq trained as a fighter? Because if not I'd give it to her easily. He's got the size but I don't know if that is an advantage. She is going to be a lot faster and tall dudes tend to have weakest ass joints to exploit.

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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2015, 09:37:18 AM »
yeah he's trained but I forgot what in though.

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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2015, 09:56:24 AM »
Shay trains jitz

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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2015, 11:04:11 AM »
yeah he's trained but I forgot what in though.
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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2015, 11:46:39 AM »
I'd imagine that Shaq is outta shape in his retirement... and Rousey could attack the shit outta his legs.

This. He will gas out pretty quickly, and looks to be as agile as a dead elephant. Not giving him any time to train for the fight seals the deal.


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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2015, 12:34:41 PM »
She has other ways to win but I think the armbar is out. Too strong AND would his arm length be too long for her to even get the move in?

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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2015, 12:36:41 PM »
Shaq murders her. You guys read too many fucking comics.... BIG JAY

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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2015, 12:38:45 PM »
I'm assuming we're talking MMA rules? He's got a puncher's chance, but he's the clear underdog. He has zero experience, and is out of shape.

He's stronger but once he's tired and stops defending himself because of that - which will happen very quickly - it won't count for much.



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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2015, 12:42:33 PM »
Shaq murders her. You guys read too many fucking comics.... BIG JAY



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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2015, 02:53:08 PM »
yeah he's trained but I forgot what in though.
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Actually; funny as that might seem.

Shaq actually does have some training in mixed martial arts on his down time.

According to his wiki he's got some knowledge in jui-jitsu, muay thai and wrestling.  Not saying he's pro level or anything but he's not going into this an absolute outsider to the game either.

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Re: Ronda Rousey vs Shaq
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2015, 03:58:01 PM »
Who the fuck are these guys?