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« Reply #435 on: February 07, 2018, 01:33:30 PM »
Something simultaneously hilarious and sad: someone has put together a "De-Feminized Fanedit." From an article about it:

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    The Last Jedi: De-Feminized Fanedit (aka The Chauvinist Cut)

    Specs: 1280×720, x264, 46 minutes, MP3 2.0 audio

    Basically The Last Jedi minus Girlz Powah and other silly stuff.

    It would probably be easier to make a list of things that were kept instead of things that were changed. Hardly any scene got away without cuts.

    The resulting movie is (wait for it …) 46 minutes long.

    Yeah I know, it’s not ideal. It’s made from a CAM source (the most recent HDTC one with the Asian hard subs, which is pretty watchable). It has issues. But it had to be done.

    You will probably enjoy it most when you view it less as a blockbuster movie and more as some kind of episode from some non-existent mediocre Star Wars series.

    Here’s a short rundown of changes (spoilers! full list in description.txt):
    – No whiny/reluctant/murderous psycho Luke.
    – NO HALDO! She simply doesn’t exist. Her whole subplot doesn’t exist. The Kamikaze is carried out by Poe. ( = Poe dies.)
    – Leia never scolds, questions nor demotes Poe.
    – Lea dies. Kylo kills her.
    – Kylo is more badass and much less conflicted and volatile.
    – Kylo takes on more of Snoke’s guards, Rey struggles with a single one.
    – No bomber heroism by china girl in the beginning.
    – No Canto Bight.
    – No superpowered Rey.
    – Luke is not a semi-force-ghost and is smashed by the first laser cannon shot. (sorry, I just had to!)
    – Phasma is finished after the first blow by Finn. (Women are naturally weaker than men, she isn’t force-sensitive, and we know nothing about any exo-skeleton in her suit)
    – Asian chick speaks less, doesn’t bully Finn, Finn doesn’t try to escape, she is never formally introduced. She is just there and occasionally smiles at Finn or screams “Finn!”. She has no sister. Serves her right for all the heinous stuff she did.
    – Lots of little cuts reducing the number of female facial shots. Too many to count. (Pun intended.)
    – Quite a few scenes rearranged so that the flow of the shortened movie is still somewhat coherent.

    Obviously it’s far from perfect. The source is not even on DVD-level. Some of the technical edits were slacked because why not, it’s a CAM source (e.g. some masks and Snoke disappearing). Sometimes there’s an extreme zoom despite the mediocre quality. There are plotholes and continuity errors and some cuts are not as smooth as they should be, especially audio transition-wise. But for what it’s worth, it can now at least be viewed without feeling nauseaus about most of the terrible big and small decisions they made in this film. Also, at least the intro sequence is now very watchable and actually much cooler without all of Leia’s nitpicking. Now it’s all one united Resistance fighting without inner conflict and that’s much more satisfying to watch. Due to the extreme shortening, the whole movie is much more fast-paced now, at times unfortuantely also rushed due to a lack of usable filler footage[/quote[
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Re: General Star Wars movies thread
« Reply #436 on: February 16, 2018, 12:01:24 AM »
Something simultaneously hilarious and sad: someone has put together a "De-Feminized Fanedit." From an article about it:

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    The Last Jedi: De-Feminized Fanedit (aka The Chauvinist Cut)

    Specs: 1280×720, x264, 46 minutes, MP3 2.0 audio

    Basically The Last Jedi minus Girlz Powah and other silly stuff.

    It would probably be easier to make a list of things that were kept instead of things that were changed. Hardly any scene got away without cuts.

    The resulting movie is (wait for it …) 46 minutes long.

    Yeah I know, it’s not ideal. It’s made from a CAM source (the most recent HDTC one with the Asian hard subs, which is pretty watchable). It has issues. But it had to be done.

    You will probably enjoy it most when you view it less as a blockbuster movie and more as some kind of episode from some non-existent mediocre Star Wars series.

    Here’s a short rundown of changes (spoilers! full list in description.txt):
    – No whiny/reluctant/murderous psycho Luke.
    – NO HALDO! She simply doesn’t exist. Her whole subplot doesn’t exist. The Kamikaze is carried out by Poe. ( = Poe dies.)
    – Leia never scolds, questions nor demotes Poe.
    – Lea dies. Kylo kills her.
    – Kylo is more badass and much less conflicted and volatile.
    – Kylo takes on more of Snoke’s guards, Rey struggles with a single one.
    – No bomber heroism by china girl in the beginning.
    – No Canto Bight.
    – No superpowered Rey.
    – Luke is not a semi-force-ghost and is smashed by the first laser cannon shot. (sorry, I just had to!)
    – Phasma is finished after the first blow by Finn. (Women are naturally weaker than men, she isn’t force-sensitive, and we know nothing about any exo-skeleton in her suit)
    – Asian chick speaks less, doesn’t bully Finn, Finn doesn’t try to escape, she is never formally introduced. She is just there and occasionally smiles at Finn or screams “Finn!”. She has no sister. Serves her right for all the heinous stuff she did.
    – Lots of little cuts reducing the number of female facial shots. Too many to count. (Pun intended.)
    – Quite a few scenes rearranged so that the flow of the shortened movie is still somewhat coherent.

    Obviously it’s far from perfect. The source is not even on DVD-level. Some of the technical edits were slacked because why not, it’s a CAM source (e.g. some masks and Snoke disappearing). Sometimes there’s an extreme zoom despite the mediocre quality. There are plotholes and continuity errors and some cuts are not as smooth as they should be, especially audio transition-wise. But for what it’s worth, it can now at least be viewed without feeling nauseaus about most of the terrible big and small decisions they made in this film. Also, at least the intro sequence is now very watchable and actually much cooler without all of Leia’s nitpicking. Now it’s all one united Resistance fighting without inner conflict and that’s much more satisfying to watch. Due to the extreme shortening, the whole movie is much more fast-paced now, at times unfortuantely also rushed due to a lack of usable filler footage

It isn't really a de-feminized edit. That's just what some random person on Twitter labeled it and it caught on(with everyone assuming it actually is de-feminized because one person called it that).

It was apparently intended as a de-stupified version since it takes out stupid things in general (like all of Canto Bight) and wasn't aimed at women.

Btw, the list of changes that you posted was written by a troll after Twitter dubbed it a de-feminized edit. It wasn't written by the person who made the edit(despite the writer pretending he made the edits) and the reasons given are completely fake.
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Re: General Star Wars movies thread
« Reply #437 on: February 16, 2018, 07:11:23 PM »
Something simultaneously hilarious and sad: someone has put together a "De-Feminized Fanedit." From an article about it:

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    The Last Jedi: De-Feminized Fanedit (aka The Chauvinist Cut)

    Specs: 1280×720, x264, 46 minutes, MP3 2.0 audio

    Basically The Last Jedi minus Girlz Powah and other silly stuff.

    It would probably be easier to make a list of things that were kept instead of things that were changed. Hardly any scene got away without cuts.

    The resulting movie is (wait for it …) 46 minutes long.

    Yeah I know, it’s not ideal. It’s made from a CAM source (the most recent HDTC one with the Asian hard subs, which is pretty watchable). It has issues. But it had to be done.

    You will probably enjoy it most when you view it less as a blockbuster movie and more as some kind of episode from some non-existent mediocre Star Wars series.

    Here’s a short rundown of changes (spoilers! full list in description.txt):
    – No whiny/reluctant/murderous psycho Luke.
    – NO HALDO! She simply doesn’t exist. Her whole subplot doesn’t exist. The Kamikaze is carried out by Poe. ( = Poe dies.)
    – Leia never scolds, questions nor demotes Poe.
    – Lea dies. Kylo kills her.
    – Kylo is more badass and much less conflicted and volatile.
    – Kylo takes on more of Snoke’s guards, Rey struggles with a single one.
    – No bomber heroism by china girl in the beginning.
    – No Canto Bight.
    – No superpowered Rey.
    – Luke is not a semi-force-ghost and is smashed by the first laser cannon shot. (sorry, I just had to!)
    – Phasma is finished after the first blow by Finn. (Women are naturally weaker than men, she isn’t force-sensitive, and we know nothing about any exo-skeleton in her suit)
    – Asian chick speaks less, doesn’t bully Finn, Finn doesn’t try to escape, she is never formally introduced. She is just there and occasionally smiles at Finn or screams “Finn!”. She has no sister. Serves her right for all the heinous stuff she did.
    – Lots of little cuts reducing the number of female facial shots. Too many to count. (Pun intended.)
    – Quite a few scenes rearranged so that the flow of the shortened movie is still somewhat coherent.

    Obviously it’s far from perfect. The source is not even on DVD-level. Some of the technical edits were slacked because why not, it’s a CAM source (e.g. some masks and Snoke disappearing). Sometimes there’s an extreme zoom despite the mediocre quality. There are plotholes and continuity errors and some cuts are not as smooth as they should be, especially audio transition-wise. But for what it’s worth, it can now at least be viewed without feeling nauseaus about most of the terrible big and small decisions they made in this film. Also, at least the intro sequence is now very watchable and actually much cooler without all of Leia’s nitpicking. Now it’s all one united Resistance fighting without inner conflict and that’s much more satisfying to watch. Due to the extreme shortening, the whole movie is much more fast-paced now, at times unfortuantely also rushed due to a lack of usable filler footage

It isn't really a de-feminized edit. That's just what some random person on Twitter labeled it and it caught on(with everyone assuming it actually is de-feminized because one person called it that).

It was apparently intended as a de-stupified version since it takes out stupid things in general (like all of Canto Bight) and wasn't aimed at women.

Btw, the list of changes that you posted was written by a troll after Twitter dubbed it a de-feminized edit. It wasn't written by the person who made the edit(despite the writer pretending he made the edits) and the reasons given are completely fake.

Hm, interesting. Where'd you hear that?
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Re: General Star Wars movies thread
« Reply #438 on: February 21, 2018, 04:29:33 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TPY4TKo6uQ

Solo trailer redone with Beastie Boys Sabotage

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« Reply #439 on: March 06, 2018, 01:02:44 AM »
So it turns out the Solo posters were rip offs of album covers.

http://comicbook.com/starwars/2018/03/03/solo-a-star-wars-story-posters-stolen-plagiarized/


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Re: General Star Wars movies thread
« Reply #440 on: March 12, 2018, 09:28:47 PM »
Disney lawyers: That doesn’t look like anything to me.
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Re: General Star Wars movies thread
« Reply #441 on: May 24, 2018, 08:41:12 PM »
The director of Logan, James Mangold, is directing a Boba Fett movie

https://www.avclub.com/logans-james-mangold-is-making-a-boba-fett-movie-1826309630/amp

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« Reply #442 on: May 24, 2018, 08:48:35 PM »
The director of Logan, James Mangold, is directing a Boba Fett movie

https://www.avclub.com/logans-james-mangold-is-making-a-boba-fett-movie-1826309630/amp

Will they have the balls to make a dark and violent Star Wars flick?

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« Reply #443 on: May 24, 2018, 09:26:00 PM »

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« Reply #444 on: May 24, 2018, 09:31:35 PM »
Why don't CHU walk?

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Re: General Star Wars movies thread
« Reply #446 on: June 09, 2018, 05:42:18 PM »
https://movieweb.com/kathleen-kennedy-leaving-lucasfilm-star-wars/

"While Kathleen Kennedy worked wonders relaunching this property... turning it into a bigger than ever all-devouring cultural force"

Star Wars wasn't an all-devouring cultural force already?  Anyway, I think this is a good thing.  I hated TFA, TLJ was a misguided mess, and Solo was mediocre.  So far, Rogue One was the only Disney Star Wars movie I really liked.  Considering she keeps firing her directors and people like Mark Hamil and Daisy Ridely say they're not interested in future Star Wars films after Episode 9, something wasn't right behind the scenes.

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« Reply #447 on: June 11, 2018, 03:14:06 PM »
lmaoooooo she tanked the franchise and it's on life support. she took a license to print money and went out of her way to destroy it for the sensibilities of people who will never sustain the property. She's a fucking idiot and embarassment.

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« Reply #448 on: June 11, 2018, 08:13:16 PM »
I seriously hope it’s true.

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« Reply #449 on: July 28, 2018, 10:47:31 AM »
Leia will be in Episode 9

http://www.superherohype.com/news/419695-breaking-star-wars-episode-ix-cast-officially-announced#/slide/1

Going to use unseen filmed footage from force awakens