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My spouse’s idea of spring cleaning

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My spouse’s idea of spring cleaning
« on: April 05, 2019, 06:49:43 PM »
In the last two days we’ve had a new washer & dryer, a new 22 cubic foot freezer, and a new bedroom set come to the house. Tomorrow, a new fridge.
I’m still laid up from having my appendix out, so i’ve just been chilling in the living room not helping.
Earlier, my youngest son walked over and asked how i was doing and i said fine, “just watching new stuff come in, old stuff go out”.
Right on fucking cue, one of the delivery guys, a nice looking young dude, comes in the door, and stands there. He hits all three Bs (buff bald black).
My son pats me on the shoulder, says “your turn”, and walks away.

Little shit.  :o

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Re: My spouse’s idea of spring cleaning
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2019, 07:08:12 PM »
LOL kicking you when you’re down...


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Re: My spouse’s idea of spring cleaning
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2019, 07:40:06 PM »
   That’s when you tell him Santa just died so there’ll be no toys for Christmas anymore.
'cause justice is the one thing you should always find.

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Re: My spouse’s idea of spring cleaning
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2019, 09:08:18 PM »
Shit he’s way past that age.

Hell, HE told ME Nipsey Hussle died.

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Re: My spouse’s idea of spring cleaning
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2019, 09:23:05 PM »
Careful, riv, kids can sense weakness like a shark senses blood in the water.


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Re: My spouse’s idea of spring cleaning
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2019, 05:55:14 AM »
^^^Great, now i gotta watch my back at home, too! >:(

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Re: My spouse’s idea of spring cleaning
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2019, 10:54:13 AM »
😂😂😂

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