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Scuzziest celebrities
« on: March 13, 2019, 12:55:28 AM »
Name your faves:

-Mickey Rourke looks like he literally mainlines antibiotics.

-My dick shrivels at the very thought of Courtney Love’s hole.

-I wouldnt share an elevator w. Russell Brand much less a needle.

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Re: Scuzziest celebrities
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2019, 10:12:13 AM »
I was just at Monster Mania Con in Cherry Hill and Monica Keena was there. She looked like she would give you a contact cocaine high. Also needs to lay off the lip plumping.

Fariuza Balk was also there and she's looking pretty rough but she's been looking rough for a while.

On the other end Christina Ricci, Neve Campbell, and Rachel True are all ridiculously beautiful in person.

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Re: Scuzziest celebrities
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2019, 10:30:16 AM »
    Charlie Sheen is starting to look like Dorian Gray’s portrait.
'cause justice is the one thing you should always find.

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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2019, 10:31:48 AM »
Lindsay Lohan looks like she's in her 50's despite being only about 30.

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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2019, 02:13:49 PM »
So all I ever remember hearing about David Duchovny during the late 90s and early 2000s was how scuzzy he was, but I was reading some stuff about him and the dude is a legit genius. Like I thought X-Files was kind of inflating Mulder's background a little too much with the degree from Oxford, but Duchovny actually graduated with honors from Princeton, a Masters from Yale, and is halfway through a Ph.D from Yale with a thesis that I really really want to read entitled "Magic and Technology in Contemporary Fiction and Poetry"
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2019, 03:40:18 PM »
I guess it depends on what you consider scuzzy. he's got a bit of a sex addiction but other than that he seems pretty well put together. Like I'd be seriously shocked if it came out he had like a meth addiction.

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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2019, 03:58:37 PM »
Yeah, he has a sex addiction but he has also sought help for it.  Other than that, his costars and everything say he's a pretty decent guy and he certainly looks good for his age.

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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2019, 05:59:23 PM »
I’d say he’s (Duchovny’s) not very high on the scuzzy scale, yeah.
That thesis sounds like the makings of a comic book origin, too. Sweet.

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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2019, 09:15:06 PM »
I'd heard about some shit with Carrot top when he was up here some years back.
Just him hitting on bitches after his show and the like and being a bit grabby. 
Can't recall specifics otherwise.

Definitely, gotta go with Charlie Sheen since he was out here spreading the HIV knowingly.

Micheal vick Aka Ron Mexico his undercover for the herp.

Michael Irving I mean who gets popped with coke and hookers in a sting?


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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2019, 11:39:37 PM »
I guess it depends on what you consider scuzzy. he's got a bit of a sex addiction but other than that he seems pretty well put together. Like I'd be seriously shocked if it came out he had like a meth addiction.

I could be misremembering, but I thought there were a couple of drug arrests, too. Not that that's really that big a deal, but you know what I mean
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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2019, 12:36:21 AM »
I decided to look it up because I never heard that and found nothing. It's not even mentioned on his wiki page. Just that he went to sex rehab.

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Re: Scuzziest celebrities
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2019, 12:48:12 AM »
I concede
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