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Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears

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Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« on: March 12, 2019, 06:17:29 PM »
Who wins this?

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Re: Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2019, 06:19:31 PM »
Jason would likely get mauled pretty badly, but he's probably the winner one way or another.

Now what I'm imagining is one of the bears eating his heart and the shit that would go down from that.

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Re: Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2019, 08:14:00 PM »
If it's one fall to a finish, the bears wins. But yeah, they can't put him down FOREVER, so if it's "to the death", he will eventually win.

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Re: Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2019, 08:14:34 PM »
If it's one fall to a finish, the bears wins. But yeah, they can't put him down FOREVER, so if it's "to the death", he will eventually win.
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Re: Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2019, 08:40:14 AM »
FvJ  Jason or X takes it without too much trouble. The rest win eventually.

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Re: Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2019, 09:05:47 AM »
Agree w. the above, above, above, and above.

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Re: Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2019, 11:27:18 AM »
Machete or not?

FVJ might be a touch more powerful than a large Kodiak, but probably not two. However with a machete I could see him taking them down.

They obviously can’t kill him

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Re: Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2019, 11:39:26 AM »
He had enough strength to cartoonishly launch a grown woman quite a way and smash into a tree by simply slashing her  sideways in the chest with a machete. He also backhanded her into the wall of the cabin hard enough to shake  the entire thing.

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Re: Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2019, 12:22:35 PM »
He had enough strength to cartoonishly launch a grown woman quite a way and smash into a tree by simply slashing her  sideways in the chest with a machete. He also backhanded her into the wall of the cabin hard enough to shake  the entire thing.
...that's not something that's going to impress a Grizzly too much.

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Re: Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2019, 12:55:47 PM »
The strength involved should shred through a bear.

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Re: Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2019, 01:27:52 PM »
The strength involved should shred through a bear.
Please Google what a kodiak is capable of, please.

Seriously.

I'll wait.

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Re: Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2019, 01:59:00 PM »
I know full well what a kodiak can do. What I'm saying is Jason's strength wielding the machete will let him do serious damage to a bear. Slicing through the fat down to the meat with good swings considering the effects he generated.

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Re: Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2019, 02:05:15 PM »
His best feat is from FVJ which is chucking a water tank that was probably 2-3 tons

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Re: Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2019, 02:06:27 PM »
which was also in the dream world, so that could be hard to quantify

sure, hits hard, but being a dream if Jason decides he wants to lift it, he probably could

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Re: Jason Voorhees VS 2 Kodiak Bears
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2019, 06:11:16 PM »
He had enough strength to cartoonishly launch a grown woman quite a way and smash into a tree by simply slashing her  sideways in the chest with a machete. He also backhanded her into the wall of the cabin hard enough to shake  the entire thing.

That's not nearly enough to put down a Kodiak.

Will it hurt? Sure. With a machete, he'll do some nasty damage, but an animal of that size is only going
to get more pissed off and even more aggressive as its hurt, which means that when Jason swings and
hits the bear, the bear swings, and knocks Jason flat on his ass.

Which follows with both bears swarming him and then mauling him apart.

As far as I can recall, nearly all deaths that Jason suffered (minus Jason X), he had his body mostly
kept together. Unless contradicted otherwise, being ripped apart and devoured is not something he
is going to come back from.