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Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« on: October 12, 2018, 06:05:28 PM »
He has a machete.

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Re: Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2018, 06:47:32 PM »
he's got a shot, but I'd still bet on the noble puma

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Re: Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2018, 06:53:00 PM »
Brock becomes dinner.


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Re: Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2018, 07:53:51 PM »
he'd have to get a good hack in as it's leaping at him. beyond that, it's going to sink its claws and teeth into him and he's going to die.

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Re: Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2018, 03:31:14 PM »
Mountain lions can weigh 120- 220 on the rare high end.  And hell thinner African men have fought & killed lions with their bare hands.   I think brock has a pretty dam good shot.   Unless,  he has a fear of cats or an allergy. 🙄🙄🙄
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Re: Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2018, 03:40:43 PM »
they're probably the exception and not the rule.

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Re: Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2018, 03:44:41 PM »
to put it another way, I don't see many human beings being a badass when they have claws and fangs tearing into them


but then again this is HC, where we can kill anything with a sharpened stick

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Re: Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2018, 06:27:43 PM »
He’d have to get really lucky with a well placed chop or else he’s a goner

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Re: Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2018, 07:02:31 PM »
I doubt Brock has the reflexes to get that lucky shot in against a mountain lion.


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Re: Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2018, 08:48:57 PM »
to put it another way, I don't see many human beings being a badass when they have claws and fangs tearing into them


but then again this is HC, where we can kill anything with a sharpened stick

Well, I know we've had a couple of people killed due to mountain lion attacks in WA.  And they aren't close to Brock's stats.   
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Re: Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2018, 09:31:02 PM »
I doubt Brock has the reflexes to get that lucky shot in against a mountain lion.

Wouldn’t really need to be so agile

Just lucky

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Re: Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2018, 10:05:18 PM »
The Mountain Lion every single time.

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Re: Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2018, 11:54:20 AM »
to put it another way, I don't see many human beings being a badass when they have claws and fangs tearing into them


but then again this is HC, where we can kill anything with a sharpened stick

Well, I know we've had a couple of people killed due to mountain lion attacks in WA.  And they aren't close to Brock's stats.

maybe, but this isn't really like a comic book character vs character comparison.

This is a real human being, admittedly a huge and powerful one with a machete vs a wild animal that kills to live.

As badass he may be against another human being in a fist fight, even with a machete Brock is going to be all "oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit" the first time that thing screams at him.

Look at this way, even an experienced hunter who specializes is killing animals like that is going to be using a gun against something like a cougar, because up front even with a chopping weapon, a human being is 99% of the time outmatched.

Luck is really his only shot here. 

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Re: Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2018, 01:03:47 PM »
You seem to be forgetting that Brock spends his free time chasing down elk on foot and ripping their throats out with his teeth.
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Re: Brock Lesnar VS A Mountain Lion
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2018, 04:22:26 PM »
You seem to be forgetting that Brock spends his free time chasing down elk on foot and ripping their throats out with his teeth.
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You get that guy (girl?) who murdered a jaguar by ramming his hand down its throat and pulling out its tongue, then we can talk