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Are you the alpha male of your workplace?

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Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« on: August 17, 2018, 04:26:34 PM »
Supposedly being an alpha’s not a real thing, but everyone still believes the concept, so yeah.

Are you your work place’s alpha? One of several alphas? Beta?
How’s that break down for you?
Pretty sure we’re all done w. school but if not then apply the question to that environment.

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Re: Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2018, 10:18:18 PM »
I'm self-employed at the moment, so I guess I am.

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Re: Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2018, 10:29:26 PM »
An alpha wouldnt GUESS!!!  >:(

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Re: Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2018, 12:28:08 AM »
I'm an Omega. It works well apparently, since I've been promoted 4 times in 8 months
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Re: Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2018, 05:58:56 AM »
« Last Edit: August 18, 2018, 06:41:50 AM by AP »

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Re: Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2018, 06:38:25 AM »
^^^lol, that made me choke on coffee!

I'm an Omega. It works well apparently, since I've been promoted 4 times in 8 months
Thats pretty much just a nicer alpha though right?
No offense meant but, not knowing you in RL, i would picture you more like Rob Riggle in STEP BROTHERS, chowing down on beta male penises like Kobayashi...


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Re: Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2018, 11:20:19 AM »
I’m not 14 years old, so I guess I don’t care?
https://gotstratosphere.com/2018/09/18/show-9-18-18-study-hall/ (Is Marvel Munchkin any good? We play it and let you know. Then we discuss the best comics centered on kids and/or school)


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Re: Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2018, 11:33:44 AM »
so long as you have a boss telling you what to do at work, whether assholishly or nicely, you're not in charge

So do your fucking job to the best of your ability and don't worry about trifling shit like that.

Basically what Bamf....excuse me....NOT Bamf said.

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Re: Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2018, 12:27:10 PM »
Spoken like two beta...excuse me...whiny beta males.
Thanks guys! 8)

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Re: Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2018, 12:28:32 PM »
NP Jelly

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Re: Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2018, 12:28:55 PM »
^^^lol, that made me choke on coffee!

I'm an Omega. It works well apparently, since I've been promoted 4 times in 8 months
Thats pretty much just a nicer alpha though right?


I really have no idea what any of those terms actually imply anymore. It was more a joke than anything.

These things are interesting to look at from an intersocial standpoint, so I dont understand why the question triggered Bamf and HJ's Asperger's so hard. I'm also kind of interested who here actually considers themselves a stereotypical Alpha. Besides Jelly, of course. I'm sure he could actually explain the terms well too, since I'm pretty sure I've seen him throw around the "beta male cuck" line like it actually means something
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Re: Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2018, 12:31:26 PM »
We like ass burgers.

obviously.

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Re: Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2018, 12:33:05 PM »
I prefer ass chili, but I'll never disrespect a man's burger choice.

Unless it's some goddamn beta male vegan patty bullshit
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Re: Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2018, 12:34:40 PM »
yeah, you never become a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus eating that stuff.

damn herbivore males.

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Re: Are you the alpha male of your workplace?
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2018, 12:35:07 PM »
BETA MALE CUCKOLD VEGATARIANISM IS CONTRIBUTING TO THE ONGOING SLAVERY OF BLACK PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY NO ONE IN HAITI IS A VEGETARIAN WITH GLUTEN ALLERGIES CUCK

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