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Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« on: May 14, 2018, 05:20:13 PM »
just got to thinking about this.


Adult Johnny ends up fighting young Ajax, HTH in a park somewhere

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Re: Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2018, 05:49:51 PM »
Ajax was getting into life-or-death street fights as a youth while Johnny was just bullying kids and fighting in tournaments.  Even as an adult, I don't see Johnny winning.  He probably had better moves by this point, but he was also a little out of shape and pulled a groin muscle while kicking.

I'm actually wondering if teenage Daniel might be a better match as he faced legit dangers as a kid.

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Re: Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2018, 06:27:54 PM »
Ajax all day everyday!

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Re: Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2018, 08:14:02 PM »
Johnny fucks him up. Ajax wasn't the best Warrior.


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Re: Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2018, 08:51:16 PM »
Johnny fucks him up. Ajax wasn't the best Warrior.

He doesn't need to be.

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Re: Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2018, 05:52:28 PM »
Adult Johnny would walk the dog on the assorted gangs in The Warriors. He’d stroll into Coney Island like a boss.

Ajax gets his leg swept.


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Re: Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2018, 06:56:18 PM »
Adult Johnny would walk the dog on the assorted gangs in The Warriors. He’d stroll into Coney Island like a boss.

Ajax gets his leg swept.

Ajax calls him a faggot then beats him with a baseball bat.

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Re: Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2018, 07:14:13 PM »
Adult Johnny would walk the dog on the assorted gangs in The Warriors. He’d stroll into Coney Island like a boss.

Ajax gets his leg swept.

Ajax calls him a faggot then beats him with a baseball bat.

OP HTH

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Re: Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2018, 07:15:27 PM »
Adult Johnny would walk the dog on the assorted gangs in The Warriors. He’d stroll into Coney Island like a boss.

Ajax gets his leg swept.

Ajax calls him a faggot then beats him with a baseball bat.

OP HTH

Ajax says only faggots follow the rules, then beats the OP with a baseball bat.

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Re: Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2018, 08:57:15 PM »
Ajax projects his own inadequacies upon others, primarily his homosexual panic

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Re: Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2018, 09:06:28 PM »
Ajax projects his own inadequacies upon others, primarily his homosexual panic

Well, it was the late 70's.  The Summer of Love was long over and the US was about to enter 12 years of conservatism under Reagan and Bush.  It was a confusing time.

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Re: Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2018, 09:11:17 PM »
One look at Johnny's flowing blond locks will have latent homosexual Ajax doubting himself to the point that he forfeits and asks to become a Cobra Kai student.


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Re: Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2018, 09:17:36 PM »
One look at Johnny's flowing blond locks will have latent homosexual Ajax doubting himself to the point that he forfeits and asks to become a Cobra Kai student.

All that pint up homophobic rage will make him lash out and beat Johnny with a baseball bat after calling him a faggot.

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Re: Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2018, 09:27:34 PM »
One look at Johnny's flowing blond locks will have latent homosexual Ajax doubting himself to the point that he forfeits and asks to become a Cobra Kai student.

All that pint up homophobic rage will make him lash out and beat Johnny with a baseball bat after calling him a faggot.

Is "lash out with a baseball bat" a euphemism for gay sex?


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Re: Johnny (Cobra Kai) vs Ajax (The Warriors)
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2018, 09:31:18 PM »
Yes, but also a literal thing that will happen.  The only question is which he will do first.  Or if he does both at the same time.