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LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« on: January 30, 2018, 02:45:56 AM »
I thought the Braun vs Henry match was interesting because of the talk about how bad Braun's been booked (not beating big stars)

So how would Asuka do against someone who has won the main championship in her federation, won Aztec Warefare, and has done extremely well against male competitors?

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Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2018, 03:09:56 AM »
Sexy Star tries shooting on Asuka. Asuka rips out her intestines and does a sexy dance covered in her blood.

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Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2018, 06:19:24 AM »
^^^Pretty much

Also, i've yet to see Asuka bitch anything, whereas SS has at least 3 coming down to the ring.

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Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2018, 08:25:21 AM »
Didn't Sexy Star get blacklisted for intentionally breaking someone's arm?

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Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2018, 11:12:06 AM »
she didn't break it, but yeah she started shooting on Rosemary in a 4way match down in Mexico. some kind of armbar that was supposed to be the end of the match. It started out as a general work type maneuver and then SS started shooting on her for real when she was prone....the only real explanation being "Well the other two girls were shooting on each other". When given an opportunity to apologize for it, SS turned into a "woe is me/I am a hero for women everywhere" thing and killed most of her goodwill anywhere

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Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2018, 05:42:19 PM »
Asuka would have just kept the arm.

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Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2018, 05:47:58 PM »
well Asuka's not an unprofessional cunt with delusions of grandeur


at least I assume

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Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2018, 05:58:10 PM »
True, but in her culture if you rip someone's arm off, you get to keep it!

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Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2018, 06:06:19 PM »
I don't say this to you enough or as much as I'd like to.....but.....I want Wyntyr to punch you in your throat while he's eating a duck dick

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Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2018, 07:10:36 PM »
I also want that!
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Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2018, 07:12:41 PM »
And Asuka murders the fuck out of her.

Asuka vs Taya is what I want to see
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Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2018, 07:17:34 PM »
that'd be pretty sweet

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Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2018, 12:38:25 AM »
I don't say this to you enough or as much as I'd like to.....but.....I want Wyntyr to punch you in your throat while he's eating a duck dick
You should say it more often. You're online.

And Asuka murders the fuck out of her.

Asuka vs Taya is what I want to see
THAT would be a good match.
Taya fights like a dude.

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Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2018, 11:27:57 AM »
I want Wyntyr to punch Riv in the throat while eating a duck dick


Then I want him to jump the rail and show up and challenge the women's division via neck punchings and duck dicks

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Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2018, 02:39:35 PM »
There you go, buddy!

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