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Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« on: January 01, 2018, 11:42:37 AM »
The MCU Guardians of the Galaxy are fighting the 2014/2016 movie Ninja Turtles. Battle is in New York City. Ultimate fight to the death!.




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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2018, 01:55:09 PM »
I figure the Guardians have this. decent scrap though.

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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2018, 03:30:22 PM »
It honestly depends on what arsenal the Guardians are allowed. Aside from Groot, all of them have used guns at various points. The Turtles are melee only so distance would be an issue if the Guardians have blasters and Rocket has his explosives. But if it's just Star-Lord and Rocket, then I could see the Turtles taking a majority with some moderate injuries. They're insanely powerful and would've beat Drax worse than Ronan did.

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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2018, 10:58:29 PM »
The problem is that we have no clue how strong the Guardians are since we never see them interact with any pure humans.

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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2018, 11:06:33 PM »
The problem is that we have no clue how strong the Guardians are since we never see them interact with any pure humans.

Until we see some strength feats though Turtlles run though them.

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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2018, 11:22:15 PM »
well we did see Gamora's feat with that gun

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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2018, 11:32:04 PM »
well we did see Gamora's feat with that gun

And Raph chucked a cargo container in the first scene of the movie. They have plenty of strength feats above her. She is not on their level.

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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2018, 11:38:28 PM »
I'm not saying she's stronger than them, but i'd say she's in the neighborhood.

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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2018, 11:59:04 PM »
I'm not saying she's stronger than them, but i'd say she's in the neighborhood.
Yeah, she's as strong if not stronger.

Picking up that huge cannon and walking while shooting and balancing it on her shoulder is an good strength feat.
A similar and not as impressive (to me) feat for Kahn in Star Trek has been given much more cred.
Both weapons are unknown weight, but hers was clearly bigger.
She has the leg strength to launch herself like 30+ ft into the air when she attacked the monster at the beginning of the movie.
Her holding on to Drax's tow cable during planetary re-entry was no joke.

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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2018, 12:36:49 AM »
Also, Drax surviving the ship crash was pretty crazy.

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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2018, 12:38:27 AM »
and these are at least good starting points to work from, more so than them interacting with humans

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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2018, 12:39:30 AM »
Groot impaling 4-5 aliens on his branch and ragdolling them has to be up there as well.

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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2018, 12:43:30 AM »
Also, Drax surviving the ship crash was pretty crazy.
Oh yes, that was hella tough. 
Being on either end of that re-entry was great showing.

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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2018, 05:00:19 AM »
Gamora isn't as strong or stronger than the Turtles. Neither is Groot. Raph destroyed an entire section of a sewer tunnel by pushing hard on the archway. He tossed a cargo container dozens of feet rather casually. The four Turtles caught a falling radio tower that came from the top of the tallest skyscraper in the city. It was so heavy iirc it cratered the ground around them when they caught it. There's even the scene where one of them gets slung into a Hummer hard enough to cave it in and send it flipping down a mountain. They have way too many feats putting them above the Guardians. And unless Ronan's beating of Drax is nullified by GotG 2, then they definitely have enough power to beat him up too. As the Turtles took on Bebop and ROcksteady, who were flipping over cars by running. And Rocksteady punched his head through a cargo plane with no issues.

I also believe they're fast enough to block the blaster shots. At least Star-Lord's.

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Re: Guardians of the Galaxy vs Ninja Turtles
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2018, 05:01:56 AM »
Ronan is pretty unquantifiable.  He could be Thor level for all we know, so him beating up Drax doesn't mean much.