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How do you have 2 first round picks and STILL hate your fantasy team?

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I somehow did it. Here are my money league results. 12 teams, 1.0 PPR. I had the 1st overall pick and had traded up for the 10th overall pick and an additional 4th rounder, and my team is STILL garbage.

1.1 - Todd Gurley
1.10 - Julio Jones
2.12 - Kenyan Drake
3.1 - Tyreek Hill
4.1 - Dion Lewis
4.12 - Greg Olsen
5.1 - Jarvis Landry
6.12 - Adrian Peterson
7.1 - Carson Wentz
8.12 - Chris Thompson
9.1 - Cameron Brate
10.12 Adam Thielen (KEEPER)
11.1 - New Orleans
12.12 - Wil Lutz
13 - NO PICK, TRADED
14.12 - Jimmy Garoppolo (KEEPER)
15 - NO PICK, TRADED

So I have:

QB: Garoppolo, Wentz
RB: Gurley, Drake, Lewis, Peterson, Thompson
WR: Jones, Hill, Thielen, Landry
TE: Olsen, Brate
K: Lutz
DEF: New Orleans

I ABSOLUTELY Should have taken Kareem Hunt at 1.10 instead of Julio, but I thought there would be a good RB left at the end of round 2. NOPE.

Jordan Howard and Devonta Freeman both went WAY earlier than projected (they went mid-2nd), so when I got to 2.12, I took Kenyan fucking Drake.  I ended up spending the rest of the draft chasing RB depth.

Lamar Miller was in my sights for 4.1, but went 3.11. So I reluctantly grabbed Dion Lewis.

Tevin Coleman went at 6.11, so I panicked and took Adrian Peterson at 6.12.

And I took a backup tight end which is always wonderful.

Ugh, this team.

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Hahahahahahahahahah

Yahoo, of course, has me projected to go 12-1 and have the best team in the league. What the hell?

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It’s not a bad team, but yeah, your RB situation is going to piss you off all year. I’m in a similar boat, but I’m hoping my QBs and receivers make up for/hide it.

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Re: How do you have 2 first round picks and STILL hate your fantasy team?
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2018, 04:45:50 PM »
I just traded Tyreek Hill and Kenyan Drake for TY Hilton and David Johnson.

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Re: How do you have 2 first round picks and STILL hate your fantasy team?
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2018, 12:38:35 PM »
Here’s to hoping DJ gets shit turned around, because if not you got the short end of the stick on that trade. My fingers are crossed for you and me; I traded Cam & McCoy for DJ too lol.