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Friday the 13th vs Roadhouse

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Friday the 13th vs Roadhouse
« on: September 13, 2017, 06:19:09 PM »
I have a boner.

Tommy Jarvis (weird MMA fighter Tommy from A New Beginning)
Julius Gar (the kid who boxed the fuck out of Jason)
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Dalton
Wade Garrett

I know everyone's first instinct will be to say Roadhouse will dominate (mine was), but think about it for a second. It's closer than you'd think.

If you still think Roadhouse dominates, add Terry Funk's character from Roadhouse to the F13 side

Part 2: Could Dalton and Wade survive a F13 film, despite drinking, having sex with Kelly Lebrock, and being men?
« Last Edit: September 13, 2017, 06:21:29 PM by herochat »
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Re: Friday the 13th vs Roadhouse
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2017, 07:04:51 PM »
I don't think it matters much if the Funker is on the F13 side or not. Dalton and Wade have this despite Tommy's mastery of the AA


and I think Dalton would survive a F13 movie, but Wade would probably die. gut feeling.

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Re: Friday the 13th vs Roadhouse
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2017, 07:56:23 PM »
I'm still thinking Roadhouse clears it, although Funk would tip it in their favor based on numbers.

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Re: Friday the 13th vs Roadhouse
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2017, 08:38:23 PM »
I don't think it matters much if the Funker is on the F13 side or not. Dalton and Wade have this despite Tommy's mastery of the AA


and I think Dalton would survive a F13 movie, but Wade would probably die. gut feeling.

Haha Tommy's weird fighting style was so damn great in that movie and it came out of fucking NOWHERE
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Re: Friday the 13th vs Roadhouse
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2017, 08:39:03 PM »
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Re: Friday the 13th vs Roadhouse
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2017, 01:10:35 AM »
I'm still thinking Roadhouse clears it
Same.





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