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John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« on: August 03, 2017, 04:56:00 PM »
Current John Cena vs Hulk Hogan in his prime´╗┐

Who wins?

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Re: John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2017, 06:31:21 PM »
Hogan.

Cena is still tough, but at this point he's starting to lose a little of what made him invincible earlier in his career. He's still Big Match John, but whew this stuff isn't as easy as it used to be

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Re: John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2017, 06:40:07 PM »
Yeah, Cena is on the back-end of his career.

Prime Hogan vs Prime Cena would be a better debate.

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Re: John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2017, 08:36:29 PM »
that one you could probably debate, but I think Hogan's character aura is bigger (unless he has to talk about it in court)

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Re: John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2017, 10:41:51 PM »
that one you could probably debate, but I think Hogan's character aura is bigger (unless he has to talk about it in court)
Or at any time

Hogan lives kayfabe, heart and soul

He also beats Cena in both their respective primes, but I agree that that's the only time it finally becomes a conversation

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Re: John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2017, 06:55:41 AM »
In their primes? Hogan throws a temper tantrum behind the scenes about a short piece of shit like Cena being put over him forcing management to put him over Cena 10/10

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Re: John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2017, 07:06:14 AM »
In their primes? Hogan throws a temper tantrum behind the scenes about a short piece of shit like Cena being put over him forcing management to put him over Cena 10/10
Thats funny, but likely true.

Physically, in their primes, i'm actually going with Cena here. I think he was overall stronger (he is/was a beast lower body wise).
He was definitely the more athletic with better stamina.
HH may have had the 24 inch pythons, but Cena's no slouch at 22 inches.





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Re: John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2017, 11:59:05 AM »
Prime Hogan and losing does not compute.

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Re: John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2017, 05:23:47 PM »
In their primes? Hogan throws a temper tantrum behind the scenes about a short piece of shit like Cena being put over him forcing management to put him over Cena 10/10
Thats funny, but likely true.

Physically, in their primes, i'm actually going with Cena here. I think he was overall stronger (he is/was a beast lower body wise).
He was definitely the more athletic with better stamina.
HH may have had the 24 inch pythons, but Cena's no slouch at 22 inches.





I broke Scourge. Poor Scourge.

if it was a shoot, you might be onto something



one thing that concerns me though is that there may be just too much MURICAH in this match

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Re: John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2017, 10:12:29 PM »
Hulk Hogan was the embodiment of 1980's America rolled into a ball and magically zapped to remove all negative traits. He was the truth, the light, a tempest of prayers and vitamins set to blaring patriotic rock music. Whatcha gonna do, Johnboy, when Hulkamania runs WILD ON YOOOOUUUU!? Not a damn thing. Don't put on the coffee, folks. This won't last long.
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Re: John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2017, 01:42:46 AM »
In their primes? Hogan throws a temper tantrum behind the scenes about a short piece of shit like Cena being put over him forcing management to put him over Cena 10/10
Thats funny, but likely true.

Physically, in their primes, i'm actually going with Cena here. I think he was overall stronger (he is/was a beast lower body wise).
He was definitely the more athletic with better stamina.
HH may have had the 24 inch pythons, but Cena's no slouch at 22 inches.





I broke Scourge. Poor Scourge.

if it was a shoot, you might be onto something



one thing that concerns me though is that there may be just too much MURICAH in this match
Yeah, a shoot's how i was looking at it.

Agree that this fight would be way too patriotic to believe!





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Re: John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2017, 05:28:28 PM »
Hulk Hogan was the embodiment of 1980's America rolled into a ball and magically zapped to remove all negative traits. He was the truth, the light, a tempest of prayers and vitamins set to blaring patriotic rock music. Whatcha gonna do, Johnboy, when Hulkamania runs WILD ON YOOOOUUUU!? Not a damn thing. Don't put on the coffee, folks. This won't last long.

I honestly think Cena may be Hogan's illegitimate love child

once they find this out, they're gonna go beat up Rusev and Jinder Mahal for daring to be proud of where they're from!

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Re: John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2017, 05:16:46 AM »
I would fear for Cena's life in this scenario. He'd better say his prayers and eat his vitamins before this fight.

Hogan, one of the most famous racists in America, would see before him a white guy who desperately wants to be a black guy. I see Hogan ripping his shirt off, flaying Cena alive with it and then whacking off over his remains, brother.

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Re: John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2017, 05:16:20 PM »
that's kind of odd as Booker T has alleged that Hulk Hogan himself is indeed from the hood

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Re: John Cena vs Hulk Hogan
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2017, 05:21:23 AM »
Yeah and he also claimed he beat up Drax the Destroyer backstage.