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Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« on: July 07, 2017, 06:04:36 PM »
This could either be fun or gay as fuck. Either way, I'm bored and this shit is taking its sweet time coming out. And before you get too nerdy, we're not doing the whole "normal dude is a 10 in everything" game mechanic bullshit. Just 1-10 for the sake of simplicity

So we're looking at:

Strength
Dexterity
Constitution
Intelligence
Wisdom
Charisma

Arn Anderson

Str: 7. Never a powerhouse, but just a big tough motherfucker that was strong enough to kick the shit out of you

Dex: 6. He could get around better than any low-tier guys, but he was no Mysterio

Con: 9. One of his strongest attribute.

Int: 9. Ric fucking Flair learned from this dude.

Wis: hmm Wis is tough. Maybe 6?

Cha: 6. Despite his amazing promos, he never really connected with audiences. Probably due to always being upstaged by Flair (the poster boy for Charisma)

43/60. Pretty damn good

Edit: for the hell of it: character classes.

Arn would be a Fighter with the Bodyguard archetype
« Last Edit: July 07, 2017, 06:06:31 PM by Wyntyr »
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Re: Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2017, 11:06:44 PM »
Arn is 6 across the board, except Constitution

I think you got that right

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Re: Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2017, 11:12:52 PM »
Nah. I'd consider dropping Int to 6, raise Wis to 7, and maybe drop Str to 6, though



Do Nash,  guy
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Re: Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2017, 11:27:25 PM »
Nah. I'd consider dropping Int to 6, raise Wis to 7, and maybe drop Str to 6, though



Do Nash,  guy
I got out my laptop, for you.

Kevin Nash:

Strength-I am going to give him an 8, and the only reason I am going to give him an 8 is because he powerbombed the Big Show/the Giant successfully on many occasions, until the one time he didn't and dropped him on his head, because Nash had been skipping the weights and Show had been putting on those weights. If not for that, I would say 7. No one talks about Nash's incredible strength, but he is still a large and powerful man.
Dexterity-Probably a 6, 5 being average. Or is dexterity Skill? In which case he could manage a 6, but would be more like a 4 otherwise.
Constitution-Kayfabe, probably at least a 7. Guy his size is almost by default
Intelligence-At least a 9. Even people that hate him admit his intelligence
Wisdom-Probably an 8 or so. Or a 10 depending on how you wanna look at it. No one made more for doing less that wasn't Hulk Hogan. But let's go with 8
Charisma-I would probably give at least an 8. Nash managed to get the "WHAT!?" to fuck off with one line, and frankly made himself a top tier guy based on his charisma more than anything.

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Re: Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2017, 12:00:40 AM »
Skill and Dex kind of feed into each other more than any other category, but there isn't really a set Skill category.

And I'd probably put Nash at a 10 for Int. Like you said, nobody did less for more
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Re: Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2017, 12:01:55 AM »
And he's at least an 8 for Str. Getting Big Show up like that is pretty huge, no pun blah blah
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Re: Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2017, 04:49:51 AM »
And he's at least an 8 for Str. Getting Big Show up like that is pretty huge, no pun blah blah
Yeah but a lot of that was he was one of the few guys near Show's height, and like I said no one ever lost their shit about or even ever commented on how strong he was, outside of the announce table.

7.5 seems like as good as he could do on that front

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Re: Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2017, 04:51:32 AM »
And based on wrestling standards alone, Nash is a 10 Int.

He has said he's a 136, and another time while bragging said 148, and outside of Raven it's hard to think of a guy with that much sheer IQ

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Re: Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2017, 05:19:49 AM »
No way is Nash 148. That's ludicrous. That's legit genius level. He's an incredibly crafty dude, but no way do I buy 148
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Re: Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2017, 06:24:49 AM »
No way is Nash 148. That's ludicrous. That's legit genius level. He's an incredibly crafty dude, but no way do I buy 148
Watched an interview once, and he was asked if he waa actually 160+ plus

He said no, 136

Watched another and he was griping about his shit gimmicks, and said something like "I'm a 148, I get it"

Just like when Ham saw him live and he admitted to 6'8", but always maintaina he's 6'9-10", and if Scott Hall is talking, he's 6'11 and 3/4

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Re: Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2017, 03:04:08 PM »
I really liked Nash

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Re: Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2017, 05:02:06 PM »
everyone but Jab did/does

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Re: Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2017, 05:12:24 PM »
where do you think Vader or Kane rank?

talking about their individual bests

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Re: Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2017, 05:35:49 PM »
Prime Kane? Jacked up Black Outfit version maybe or unstoppable red machine

Strength:9 apparently the strongest and stronger then Brock in the upper body
Dexterity:5 Abit of an oaf but still mobile.
Constitution: 8 nearly unstoppable at times
Intelligence: 5, again not known for his brain
Wisdom: 4? Idk
Charisma: Not vocal but there was something to his lumbering flame bursting shit that should count for charisma. 6?

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Re: Fuck Bret Hart: Wrestler D&D Rankings
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2017, 06:12:43 PM »
where do you think Vader or Kane rank?

talking about their individual bests

Vader

Str: 6.5-7. He was a huge, powerful dude, but didn't have any real strength feats to speak of oddly enough

Dex: For his size? Probably a 7. Relatively probs a 5

Con: 7 or 8

Int: like 4? He was pretty good at like ambushes and shit

Wis: 3

Cha: 5


Kane

Str: 10. If there was ever a 10, it's Kane

Dex: 6

Con: 9

Int: 4

Wis: 5

Cha: 6
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