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Re: Hey Jelly
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2017, 02:27:59 PM »
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Re: Hey Jelly
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2017, 04:55:29 PM »
So did you get the goat sacrifice recipe you were looking for?

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Re: Hey Jelly
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2017, 05:04:36 PM »
Hey big spender, dig this blender

Rainbow suspenders, hey big spender

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Re: Hey Jelly
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2017, 05:56:30 PM »
I'm still waiting for Oats to tell me how to summon a witch to shit on my chest
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Re: Hey Jelly
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2017, 07:40:04 PM »
You have to live in a certain canadian providence.  You know, that one Trudeau can't remember.

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Re: Hey Jelly
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2017, 10:17:18 PM »
I'm still waiting for Oats to tell me how to summon a witch to shit on my chest
That's only a phone call away

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Re: Hey Jelly
« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2017, 11:18:43 PM »
No you don't
You're right. I've only read one, but it was entertaining on so many, many levels.

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Re: Hey Jelly
« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2017, 11:19:35 PM »
I'm still waiting for Oats to tell me how to summon a witch to shit on my chest
It was discussed in *redacted*, like all of the important things that happen around here...

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Re: Hey Jelly
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2017, 12:04:58 AM »
I seriously wish Jelly would get back to me on this stuff, though. I'm legit interested in this kind of thing. Comparative mythology, religious etymology, etc
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Re: Hey Jelly
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2017, 12:29:34 PM »
But...that means he'd have to acknowledge you as an actual person and not a "cave demon", which would render his entire world-view asunder and lead to some (very, very) "ugly crying" on his part.

Just post a picture of a "thick" (re: fat) white chick and call Superman a faggot. He'll be along shortly after that.

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Re: Hey Jelly
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2017, 12:46:18 PM »
If only there were a way to private message him eh?

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Re: Hey Jelly
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2017, 02:13:12 PM »
If only there were a way to private message him eh?

You are my only PM Companion, love
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Re: Hey Jelly
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2017, 06:28:56 PM »
I would love to see a reading list from Jelly about the essentials of feminism, since he's stated he's spent half his life studying it. Besides that though, I would have been interested in seeing Jelly's racial-literary interpretation of Spider-Man: Homecoming, since I just saw that last night.

It's obviously trying to send a subtle message about oppressing black men. The movie features no less than two major cases of white men taking (or trying to take) black women, and they're the lead characters. Clearly implying that they're cuckolding all of blackdom. And because Peter was nicknamed 'penis' by a brown person, we're subtly being indoctrinated to the idea that whites have bigger penises than blacks after all. Obviously, the title 'home-coming' has further allusions to white males invading black homes (because a black man's home is his wife). Overall, this movie is all about turning black males into beta faggots through subliminal messages like that.

And then there are the villains in the movie. The Shocker? There was a white one first, who died in an accident. After which a black man stole his super-villain identity to become the 'new' (Black) Shocker. He couldn't get his own name, he had to steal it from a white man, showing clear inferiority. And then to top that off, Spider-Man actually mocked him, saying outright that the first Shocker was better -- a direct insult with a very clear underlying racial message.

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Re: Hey Jelly
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2017, 07:34:49 PM »
Applause
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