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Author Topic: Nods to Uhtceare: Michael Kyle vs Philip Banks vs Carl Winslow  (Read 622 times)

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We did chose your father for animated characters, how about live-action tv characters now.

Edit: Thanks to AT's suggestion I took out Heathcliff and replaced him with Michael.

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I'd pick Carl.
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I'd go Uncle Phil. Not only would it be super easy to get along with basically everyone in that family, even Geoffrey. But I'd have full access to his money as long as I didn't act up too bad, or just didn't get caught. Plus it was in the 90's. Yeah, definitely Uncle Phil.
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KEEPING IN MIND that Heathcliff is the Cosby we all thought he was, and not the Cosby that he actually is, I would have to say Heathcliff, but Uncle Phil as a close second
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I'd go Uncle Phil. Not only would it be super easy to get along with basically everyone in that family, even Geoffrey. But I'd have full access to his money as long as I didn't act up too bad, or just didn't get caught. Plus it was in the 90's. Yeah, definitely Uncle Phil.

Also, if you got into trouble, it's always good to have a judge.
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Winslow, because then I get to interact with Urkel, which means I have access to tech so advanced it might as well be magic. Maybe I can talk him into inventing something to turn lead into gold, or a time machine, or any number of miracles.
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Urkel actually invented a time machine once.  That show really got nutty towards the end.
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https://www.buzzfeed.com/moerder/the-13-most-ridiculous-family-matters-episodes-eve-9ihl

There's nothing the other two can offer that even comes close to access to Urkel.
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KEEPING IN MIND that Heathcliff is the Cosby we all thought he was, and not the Cosby that he actually is, I would have to say Heathcliff, but Uncle Phil as a close second

Yeah my decision has nothing to do with the case. Just a matter of comfort. Cosby house never had less than 5-6 people living there. And at higher ends it was like 9. And the house was decently large, but it was a regular sized home in Manhattan.

Phil's place was basically a mansion that was so big you never saw people unless they wwere all in the same spot or someones room. Also it had a poolhouse and was so big iirc Geoffrey had his own quarters as well.


So exact same moral compass, strong fatherly role model, but only 4 siblings in a mansion and I'm rich. Also Phil is a pool shark and if I'm ever hard up on cash, I could learn from him and school a few people.

Having access to Urkel tech is also awesome.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2017, 04:20:57 AM by Almighty Tallest »
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KEEPING IN MIND that Heathcliff is the Cosby we all thought he was, and not the Cosby that he actually is, I would have to say Heathcliff, but Uncle Phil as a close second

Damn, that's a tough one.

Assuming no Erkel tech shenanigans.....slight lean to Heathcliff just because the family was so close knit. Hard not to be tainted by knowing the kinda scumbag Cosby really is though, it's almost inextricably linked.
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Phil, easy. $$$$, he's chill af unless you're an idiot (or Jazz). SoCal. $$$ IN SoCal! He's a Judge; legal advice out the wazoo. $$$. Mansion. $$$. Hillary (am I adopted? Please say I'm adopted.) $$$ Is there ANY downside to picking him!?!?!?

Urkel tech...yeah, how often did that work out? Fucking NEVER. Also: Urkel lives next door and is annoying as fuck. Laura gets on my nerves. Eddie is dumb as a bag of rocks. Harriet would irritate me. There'd NEVER be any peace and quite (or snacks with Carl's fat ass roaming around). The aunt and Richie need to move the fuck out but never do. They forgot ALL about Judy for like, 4 years (it's why she turned to porn). FUCK all of that!

Cliff...too preachy. Too many goddamn people in that house. There's always some guest over. Looks boring as fuck to live there. The only cool sibling moved out ASAP and married some doofus. Does the grandpa ever appear anywhere but the kitchen?? How the fuck can I ever eat in peace with his old ass trying to talk to me about shit that happened before electricity was invented? Nah, son.

PHIL wins 10/10.
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As stated, Cosby was too preachy, plus i hate kids, and Rudi was a brat.
Urkel tech? Who cares, i'm not Doc Doom, i dont need that shit.

Phil had the money, the cool house, the nice family, the slightly more advanced decade. Definitely Phil.
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I'd go with Uncle Phil.
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KEEPING IN MIND that Heathcliff is the Cosby we all thought he was, and not the Cosby that he actually is, I would have to say Heathcliff, but Uncle Phil as a close second

Yeah my decision has nothing to do with the case. Just a matter of comfort. Cosby house never had less than 5-6 people living there. And at higher ends it was like 9. And the house was decently large, but it was a regular sized home in Manhattan.

Phil's place was basically a mansion that was so big you never saw people unless they wwere all in the same spot or someones room. Also it had a poolhouse and was so big iirc Geoffrey had his own quarters as well.


So exact same moral compass, strong fatherly role model, but only 4 siblings in a mansion and I'm rich. Also Phil is a pool shark and if I'm ever hard up on cash, I could learn from him and school a few people.

Having access to Urkel tech is also awesome.

There was also the pool house.

Uncle Phil is definitely the best choice here, easy to get along with, so is the rest of the family for the most part.  Lots of space, nice place to live.

Winslow got Urkel and you just know he's going to make a clone machine that spits out the smoother, hipper version of me, so smooth that even I think he deserves to live more than I do.

And you just can't fight that.

Heathcliff was alright but he's basically the weak-man here and they make a good point about just how many people actually lived in that house at one time.

Well; that and his tendencies to spike everybodies drinks at the BBQ's or how he started dating his wife when he was in college and she was like 15; tv Cosby wasn't that far from real-life cosby when you think about it.....
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^^LOL@Cosby
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