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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2017, 07:21:30 PM »
Hank is an even better choice if you're talking about starting from infancy.


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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2017, 11:49:22 PM »
Homer, say what you will about his stupidity, but Homer is closer to Forrest Gump on average more so than full blown retard like Peter. The Simpson verse is actually not a bad place to live in, despite the corruptiin and such its mire if a humorous satire take than a dark and edgy take of real life. Homer has a lot of heart and pulls thriugh when it counts.

The strangulations only come about because Bart is a fucking ass that deserves it, you act more well adjusted and he treats you fine like he does Lis. I would only chose Hank because he would raise me ti be a up standing adult with a well paying jkb and life lessons that help out later in life.

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2017, 04:41:14 PM »
Homer

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2017, 05:12:27 PM »
than full blown retard like Peter.

Eh, Peter floats between being stupid and being an intelligent deranged sociopath.

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2017, 07:22:59 PM »
Are we factoring the rest of the families? Because having the rest of the Griffin's as siblings would probably suck too. Chris wouldn't be bad but Stewie would on occasion try and kill you and at the very least will end with you being hurt. Meg isn't nearly as terrible as the rest of the family would like people to believe but thats the problem with her. She's probably be the easiest to get along with but if you didn't pick on her the rest of the family would probably turn on you.

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2017, 07:32:32 PM »
Are we factoring the rest of the families? Because having the rest of the Griffin's as siblings would probably suck too. Chris wouldn't be bad but Stewie would on occasion try and kill you and at the very least will end with you being hurt. Meg isn't nearly as terrible as the rest of the family would like people to believe but thats the problem with her. She's probably be the easiest to get along with but if you didn't pick on her the rest of the family would probably turn on you.

Wasn't Stewie mainly about killing his mom?

And even then that was awhile ago.

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2017, 07:42:59 PM »
Mainly but IIRC he's tried to kill Peter too and couldn't care less what happens to Meg and Chris. Brian seems like the only one he even remotely cares about.

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2017, 08:09:12 PM »
He's gone out of his way several times to help Chris out.

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2017, 08:10:37 PM »
Mainly but IIRC he's tried to kill Peter too and couldn't care less what happens to Meg and Chris. Brian seems like the only one he even remotely cares about.

Honestly I can understand wanting to kill Peter more than Lois.

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2017, 08:19:33 PM »
Mainly but IIRC he's tried to kill Peter too and couldn't care less what happens to Meg and Chris. Brian seems like the only one he even remotely cares about.

Honestly I can understand wanting to kill Peter more than Lois.

Well that was kind of the joke in the early seasons, wasn't it? Stewie hates his mother because he misinterprets normal parenting as tyranny. He sees his time in the womb as imprisonment under the most cramped conditions imaginable. He sees her efforts to keep dangerous objects out of his hands as thwarting his schemes and stealing his inventions. Peter is just an irrelevant fat man who happens to be in the area. His negligence means he doesn't do anything Stewie would consider tyrannical. At least that was how it worked for the first couple of seasons.

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2017, 12:11:01 AM »
Peter's also been raped multiple times

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2017, 05:28:26 PM »
Hank is the only correct answer.

I'm not even a KOTH fan but yeah Hank is the EASY answer

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2017, 05:31:34 PM »
So do we take the place of their sons or just live there as well?

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2017, 03:18:15 PM »
So do we take the place of their sons or just live there as well?

Good question, I was under the assumption we take the sons place.