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Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« on: May 13, 2017, 03:40:08 AM »

Not a fight. Which one would you prefer to be your father?
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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2017, 03:44:06 AM »

Hank is the only correct answer.
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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2017, 04:13:07 AM »

yea despite hank's boy aint being right, he never put hands on him.
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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2017, 04:22:21 AM »

Boy I tell you Hwhat!
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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2017, 04:23:14 AM »

I'd take Peter.

Hank never whooped Bobby, but he was insanely strict and pushed his world onto Bobby so hard he had backstep several times.

Homer is a dummy, but he's more negligent than anything due to being a literal retard. Bart goes out of his way to make it tough for him though, so the strangling isn't really surprising. I mean Bart has done some shitty things to his father for no reason other than it made him laugh.

Peter is also a retard, but, he's a retard in a Seth McFarlane cartoon. Which means that since I'm not a dumbass like Chris, and I'm black. First Peter will love me, and second whenever he does one of his dumb schemes, I'll find a way to benefit from it unlike Chris who is an idiot, and Stewie who's too busy focused on world domination...or fucking guys. Or both?

But yeah. We're millionaires for a week? I ask for as much money as he'll give me and put it in a separate account. We find treasure? I get him to go look for the second chest that has to be hidden with the first otherwise it wouldn't be pirate "booty" because booty equals 2 butt cheeks. Then I'd stuff my pockets. It wouldn't be hard to run shit and be rich as hell if you knew how to manipulate Peter Griffin.
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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2017, 04:38:24 AM »

Homer.

Hank's too strict, and Peter's an asshole.
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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2017, 05:29:02 AM »

Homer.

Hank's too strict, and Peter's an asshole.

Roflmao! Peter's a returded asshole.  He's what would happen if Homer was a meth head and he couldn't find his drugs. 


And I gotta give it Homer does have a heart and some compassion about him.


I think I'd strangle Hank after 330th mention of Propane and its benefits in an hour. 

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2017, 05:41:45 AM »

I agree Homer is the best choice, but man knowing what I know. I'd game the system with Peter so hard. At least once per episode there's a way for me to benefit off of a random gag.
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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2017, 10:34:43 AM »

Hm, if we took out Bart, Homer would be the best dad but...he strangles him every episode. Not to mention he's always at the bar or his new job of the week.

And yeah, Hank's strict, but he will bend if he sees merit to your point of view. Gotta go with him.

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2017, 10:57:11 AM »

Considering you dont even know Homer works at a nuclear power plant, i dismiss your choice with a snotty French look on my face!

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2017, 01:45:30 PM »

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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2017, 07:13:25 PM »

Homer would be fun just for the adventures but Hank has a good job, isn't as nearly as strict as being suggested, and you can probably get steaks for dinner a few times a week.
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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2017, 07:56:06 PM »

You're right in that Hank isnt so strict as to be abusive or anything, let me explain.
These are cartoon characters, and, of the 3, aside from being the most hands on parent, Hank's also the most 'reslistic'.
If i'm going to live in a toon verse, i'm going for one where i can survive a massive amount of damage/the rules are looser; Hank's verse has ppl die of actual diseases and suffer consequences for their actions.

That leaves him out.

Between Homer and Peter, both of which live in verses that have what i'm looking for, Homer is the nicer person, and the ppl i'm likely to associate with are too. 
Family Guy's full of assholes, and there are enough of those in RL.
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Re: Peter Griffin vs Hank Hill vs Homer Simpson
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2017, 10:30:04 PM »

You're right in that Hank isnt so strict as to be abusive or anything, let me explain.
These are cartoon characters, and, of the 3, aside from being the most hands on parent, Hank's also the most 'reslistic'.
If i'm going to live in a toon verse, i'm going for one where i can survive a massive amount of damage/the rules are looser; Hank's verse has ppl die of actual diseases and suffer consequences for their actions.

That leaves him out.

Between Homer and Peter, both of which live in verses that have what i'm looking for, Homer is the nicer person, and the ppl i'm likely to associate with are too. 
Family Guy's full of assholes, and there are enough of those in RL.

I think people have died in the simpson's-verse it's just that Homer's basically a demigod.

Though Almighty Tallest has a point; part of the problems of the Family Guy people is they are kind of stupid in their own right in a sense.

But yeah if we get fully integrated into their physics and whatnot, than the Simpson's is probably the best choice.

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