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Sooooo, United wants your seat more than you do.


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Re: Sooooo, United wants your seat more than you do.
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2017, 11:35:55 PM »
It's like United Airlines said, "Yeah, we don't want people to fly on our airlines anymore.  What can we do to ensure our business utterly fails?".  I mean, there's so much wrong here:

1) They overbooked to begin with.

2) They end up giving their own employees preferential treatment by kicking off passengers for them.

3) The compensation for the delay would be $400 which is nothing when it comes to rebooking plane tickets.  It was upped to $800 and a hotel room, but still...

4) They end up beating up some old dude and dragging him out of the plane.

5) The dude was a doctor who was on his way to help sick people.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2017, 12:00:46 AM by AP »

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Re: Sooooo, United wants your seat more than you do.
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2017, 12:24:32 AM »
Here's some info in regards what airlines are supposed to offer you based under federal guidelines.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_58ebbfebe4b0c89f91205466?
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Re: Sooooo, United wants your seat more than you do.
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2017, 04:04:54 AM »
They really need to understand the concept of "volunteers."

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Re: Sooooo, United wants your seat more than you do.
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2017, 04:47:45 AM »
They really need to understand the concept of "volunteers."

It seems to be the Asian definition of the word.

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Re: Sooooo, United wants your seat more than you do.
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2017, 06:47:45 AM »
You mean "Asian Take Away."

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Re: Sooooo, United wants your seat more than you do.
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2017, 07:37:02 AM »
Maybe.  All I know is that Asian bosses love "volunteering" people.

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Re: Sooooo, United wants your seat more than you do.
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2017, 08:50:29 AM »
I know what you mean.

But I'll refine my joke better.

Here goes.....


United now serving Chinese Take Away!

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Re: Sooooo, United wants your seat more than you do.
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2017, 11:26:52 AM »

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Re: Sooooo, United wants your seat more than you do.
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2017, 11:27:27 AM »


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Re: Sooooo, United wants your seat more than you do.
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2017, 03:06:45 PM »
This entire situation is shockingly unreasonable.

I don't even know anymore.

It's almost as if we need a real life 40k God-Emperor at this point.

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Re: Sooooo, United wants your seat more than you do.
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2017, 05:31:58 PM »
The memes for this have been epic.
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Re: Sooooo, United wants your seat more than you do.
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2017, 07:54:56 PM »

4) They end up beating up some old dude and dragging him out of the plane.

5) The dude was a doctor who was on his way to help sick people.

Yeah, could they have picked a more sympathetic victim? Were there no baskets of puppies and kittens to torture?