Ok so things we've learned from this article & Letters, thankfully Finland is real but:
36. Stargates are real (did Saddam have one? Kind of secondary at this point)
35. Ice bucket challenge was indeed to baptize new satanists. Raising money for charity is good but if all it takes to baptize someone is a bucket of ice water being poured over their head we can really trace this sinister path to the sports world.
31. CERN is a dif world portal maker, confirmed. And here most idiots are still trying to wrap their heads around dif dimensions but fuckers in the know know about CERN.
30. Chem trails were used to intentionally make a drout in Cali--why? Cause too much food! Why is that bad? Logic seems gone here but I'm sure it makes sense to someone.
29. There is apparently a good argument for THE BIG BRAIN MONSTERS CONTROLLING THE WORLD
28. Much like the Saddam and Stargates thing, kind of secondary if they used it for Katrina, the big reveal is that the US gov can control the weather
22. Queen Mum is old cause she eats human flesh...
19. Obama had Joan Rivers killed for outting Michelle Obama as trans. This one is kind of underwhelming after the last few. I'd still walk on hot coals for a night with Michelle Obama.
17. The Catholic Church helped along Nazism, Communism, & Islam for some reason. Ok again, this one is tame compared to some of the others. I'm ready to believe the Catholic Church is up to all kinds of shenanigans.
13. Floride is meant to make us docile? How do you explain my aunt?! No IDK don't believe it at all but it's not as whacky as some of the others. Things were so hot and heavy now we have these tame ones.
12. NASA will be projecting giant holographic holy figures into the air. Ok now we're getting a little wild, maybe?
8. Nazi's have UFO's! Bamb! We're back at it!
1. Aaaaaand Back2thefuture predicted everything. Ok fine ending.
Everyone go read a book now to counteract this madness. Letters, not any of those books.