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Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras

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Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« on: March 13, 2017, 10:48:21 AM »
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/03/12/kellyanne-conway-surveillance-trump-campaign-wider/99109170/

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Conway went on to say that the monitoring could be done with “microwaves that turn into cameras,” adding: “We know this is a fact of modern life.”

Not sure if she is ignorant on how tech works, actively fear mongering, or both. Though I wouldn't be surprised if Trump is the kind of asshole that would buy a microwave with a camera if that even exist.


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Re: Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2017, 11:09:33 AM »
Also makes me wonder how much time Trump spends conducting business in front of a microwave. Judging by his eating habits its probably a lot.

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Re: Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2017, 12:49:32 PM »
Microwaves are known crisis actors.

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Re: Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2017, 02:02:56 PM »
But can a camera turn into a microwave? Simultaneously heating up and taking pictures of food would be the next big fb trend, I'm a telling you.

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Re: Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2017, 03:48:57 PM »
That would be something for a nice stove/oven. No one is instagraming pictures of microwaved food.

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Re: Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2017, 06:37:20 PM »
You have to remember guys; most of the people doing the voting are old people.

Microwaves are still kind of magical to those guys.


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Re: Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2017, 08:23:11 PM »
I'm typing this using my laundry machine so anything's possible.


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Re: Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2017, 08:25:43 PM »
I'm dictating this to my gas heater.

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Re: Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2017, 10:09:21 PM »

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Re: Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2017, 12:28:48 AM »



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Re: Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2017, 12:30:58 AM »
Who in the fuck thinks you're funny?

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Re: Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2017, 12:38:04 AM »
Who in the fuck thinks you're funny?

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Re: Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2017, 12:48:57 AM »
Seriously though, man. You're the worst.

I'm telling you this to help you.
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Re: Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2017, 01:03:20 AM »
Seriously though, man. You're the worst.

I'm telling you this to help you.

Lol, sure you are. 

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Re: Kellyanne Conway: Microwaves can turn into cameras
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2017, 03:17:41 PM »
That was a good one