Bamf....well I'm going to go back to our first real conversation on the old SHSD
You're a young upstart, probably bald, with Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck playing whenever you enter a place. You're street level, and have a fairly good build and athletic ability, but not amazing. You also have an eclectic entourage of individuals who follow you around and have your back no matter what. They include a crazy groupie chick who is literally crazy and psychotic but totally devoted to you, a huge mannish female bodybuilder who acts as your bodyguard, and a wingman who is literally the Sexiest Man on Earth, who's charms can get you into and out trouble at the drop of a hat.
You also have your choice of love slaves. Two equally sexy women, but one is a total airhead and useless at anything but the bedroom but completely loyal, while the other is capable....but conniving and somewhat Starscreamish.
Oh and some dude all the way from Calgary.....Alberta, Canada.
edit: I forgot....you also possess a Kendo Stick/Singapore Cane with a pretty powerful taser in the head of it. you hit someone, they get lit up
Skeletor......hmmmmm...........my friend you may win the lottery on this.....for all intents and purposes you're Black Dynamite. Not only are you a kung fu genius and a righteous dude who inspires others, but you get the ladies. They all fall for your smooth 70s style
In other words: Chicks nick-name me pilot, they get high off my dick
I take 'em to my home, they call it the cock pit
Time for take off, their panties they drop quick
Now that's first class fuckin, and that' some fly shit