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ICT / Re: Green Arrow vs Bane
« on: Today at 08:34:31 PM »
Wasn't that the fake Prometheus or whatever the fu k
See now, that makes a LOT more sense, because I don't see how the hell GA would manage to beat Prometheus. Lots of context missing from that scan, and if it was a fake Prometheus, then it's not a legit feat.

God does seem to change his mind an awful lot if he's the same God throughout the bible. Back when the Islraelis were a nomadic horde, God seemed to be a genocidal racist. When Israel was a conquered, powerless nation represented by a poor carpenter, God was suddenly a peaceful lover of the meek. When Roman citizen Paul was God's representative on earth, God became a very establishment friendly type who was fine with eating pork and men cutting their hair in the short Roman style. Odd how God constantly changed his mind to match the politics of the guys writing down his word.
It's almost like it's complete, man-made bullshit. Sad!

ICT / Re: Green Arrow vs Bane
« on: Today at 08:10:09 PM »
Bane beats the absolute dogshit out of GA.

Also: what the fuck are his arrow shafts made out of? There's no real way that arrow would be able to keep Prometheus from sliding off or pinned against the wall at that height.

ICT / Re: Doctor Doom vs Superman
« on: Today at 09:02:54 AM »
And by golly, one day, Superman might actually put some of that shit to use and actually "think ahead" for a change of pace! Might even defeat a bad guy for real!

Never mind; found what I was looking for.

Real talk...Wonder Woman.

It has more to do with my...respect? Enjoyment? Appreciation? Of my daughter identifying and seeking out strong, female role models. She also likes Black Widow, Supergirl and Harley Quinn. Hulk (her 1st love), Thor and Cap have been supplanted, it seems. I've never really disliked WW so much as I've been irritated by the idiocy of her hardcore fans.

Sooo....yeah. Currently figuring out how to build/create an "invisible jet" over the summer for her Halloween costume later this year.😱😂

ICT / Re: Cheetah vs Cheetara
« on: May 23, 2017, 02:58:27 PM »
Cheetah, pretty easily. Cheetarah was/is fast, but that's all she's really got.

ICT / Re: Build your own Fox Force Five (from Pulp Fiction)
« on: May 23, 2017, 06:42:20 AM »
1) A leader (preferably blonde)

Abbey Chase is a champion marksman, virtuoso of languages, scholar of world history, and (most widely) a heart-stopping femme fatale. Though spending the majority of her young life as a loner, Abbey is both a team player and a natural leader. She began her career as a freelance treasure hunter working under the radar and outside the law. And to this day, Abbey still finds herself trying to elude the many villainous characters she'd crossed and outwitted in her pre-Danger Girl days. After bumping into the Danger Girls during one of her adventure-filled hunts, Abbey shepherded the ladies to victory in their first battle against the menacing Hammer Empire. Soon after, Abbey became a full-fledged member of this international covert-operations unit.

2) Kung-fu master (preferably Japanese)

Descended from a family of samurai, Colleen Wing is a Japanese martial artist who avenged her grandfather's death with the help of the superhero Iron Fist. She wields a 1,000-year-old katana which she inherited from her grandfather. She has achieved mastery of the traditional combat skills of the Japanese samurai, including swordsmanship (kenjutsu). After being brainwashed as a living weapon by Iron Fist foe Master Khan, Danny melds his mind with hers in order to break her free of this control. As a result, Colleen gains knowledge of K'un L'un martial arts as well as chi control, allowing her to focus her chi to enhance her strength, accelerate her healing, and reduce her body functions to survive severe conditions.

3) Demolition expert (preferably black)

Mystique is a shapeshifter who can mimic the appearance and voice of any person with exquisite precision, and her natural appearance includes blue skin and yellow eyes. After several enhancements, Mystique is capable of taking certain desired physical traits depending on her situation at the time. Examples of these new abilities include night vision, wings on her back, talons in her fingers, and natural body armor. She can compress into nearly two-dimensional like a sheet of paper to glide on air currents, similar to Mister Fantastic. She has moved her vital organs out of place in order to survive gunshots to her torso and head, and can make herself virtually invisible via camouflage. She has even, with strain, given herself two heads and four arms to facilitate a gun fight on two fronts, as well as shapeshifted into herself as a small child. She is also now able to hold a shape when knocked unconscious and can conceal items in shapeshifted pouches under her skin. Mystique can alter and conceal her scent from those with enhanced senses, and is capable of changing her shape to a greater degree, including altering her limbs to form tentacles and bladed weapons, and compressing herself into a dog. Damage to her biological tissue is known to heal at a relatively fast rate and she can form a resistance to poisons upon contacting them. Her enhancements have allowed her to rapidly regrow severed limbs, and rapidly recover from near fatal injury. Her powers grant her immunity to diseases, enhanced agility and strength, and agelessness. Mystique is a cunning strategist in terrorist and commando operations, and adept at martial arts and information technology. She has a talent for finding, stealing, and understanding cutting edge weaponry. She is a talented actress and a polyglot, being fluent in over fourteen languages. Her mind is naturally unreadable owing to changing grey matter and she wears devices to prevent telepathic intrusion. Furthermore, with over a century's experience in posing as other people she has picked up the uncanny skill of being able to identify people posing as others based on body language and changes in behavioral cues.

4) Seductress (preferably French)

The spoiled offspring of European aristocrats, Anastasia Cisarovna aka The Baroness is a trained spy and saboteur. Officially the head of Cobra intelligence operations, The Baroness is a world-class expert in cryptography, psychological warfare, and bio-chemical skin-irritants. She also has old ties and loyalties to Destro and is the only one who knows his secret identity. The Baroness is full of contradictions: cynical yet romantic, calculating but naïve, blunt and prone to beating around the bush. She is a qualified expert with an M-16, AK-47, RPG7, and Uzi, and as a H.I.S.S. tank operator, and her military specialties include helicopter and fixed wing pilot.

5) Knife Expert (preferably one who tells jokes too)

Laura Kinney aka X-23, is the cloned daughter of Wolverine, created to be the perfect killing machine. For years, she proved herself a capable assassin working for an organization called the Facility. Like Wolverine, X-23 has a regenerative healing factor and enhanced senses, speed, and reflexes. She also has retractable adamantium-coated bone claws in her hands and feet. She's young and most likely the source of "silliness" on the team.center]

ICT / Catman vs. Tigra (Thundercats)
« on: May 23, 2017, 03:42:17 AM »
They fight in the jungles of 3rd Earth.

ICT / Re: Thor and Silver Surfer vs Superman and Orion
« on: May 23, 2017, 03:29:24 AM »
Thor or Surfer can stall Supes long enough for the other to paste Orion and then come help. Then Supes falls to the numbers game.
Thor or Surfer can stall Supes long enough for the other to paste Orion and then come help. Then Supes falls to the numbers game.

This is how I see it playing out also. I think Orion goes down first and than they tag team superman. Team marvel 7/10

No, they cannot.

Superman can one shot KO either Thor and Surfer, and post Byrne Orion got formidable enough to defeat Darkseid, who both Thor and Surfer together can't beat.

Supes and Orion Stomp 8-9/10.

Yes that's a negative ghost rider. Superman barely beat Thor and surfer has chumped Orion already. Based on those showing alone surfer takes out Orion while superman and Thor fight. Surfer comes in and the duo take out superman. 7/10 its not rocket surgery girl.
*Drax laugh* HAHAHAHAHA, rocket surgery! You must be so embarrassed!

ICT / Re: Doctor Doom vs Superman
« on: May 22, 2017, 07:29:53 PM »
Superman beats Doom 6/10 here.
Sane Person Translation: Doom wins 8/10.

Game Cage / Re: Injustice 2 Story Trailer
« on: May 22, 2017, 07:26:10 PM »
I know I'll be getting it for Father's Day. I don't have a stick, though; going to be rough playing with a gamepad for a couple of months before I break down and buy one for my birthday (August). I've never really been into MK-style fighters, but this game looks too great to pass up.

Game Cage / Re: Injustice 2 Story Trailer
« on: May 22, 2017, 07:23:53 PM »
I used to rape my friends with Batgirl. Send me this fucking loser jook is rambling about so I can beat the yellow off his back.
Sonic Fox would annihilate anyone here.

The 13-0 beatdown Jook mentions was originally supposed to be a 1st to 10. Perfect Legend has won an EVO iirc; he's NO slouch. I think PL only won 2 or 3 actual rounds. He got bodied, and I don't believe Sonic Fox was even using his main character. PL was still talking shit afterwards, so they played again and he got wiped out 6 rounds straight if I remember right.

You might think E-sports is dumb, but I believe Sonic Fox has cleared several hundred thousand dollars in win money the last few years. And the dude is only 20, I believe. A few more years of this shit and he'll be set for life. It's ridiculous.

Funny enough, I've met a lot of African Americans who say nasty things about Africans.  Living in an international community, there's an area of Seoul where most African and Middle East immigrants live.  Nearly every black person I know hate running into Africans over there for some reason.
"Wakanda" shit is that? Who "nuit"!

General Chat / Re: Betsy Devos....
« on: May 22, 2017, 07:04:52 PM »
Education in the US is overal under-funded (there are some pockets of good funding in certain areas). This administration has some massive balls to cut into education this much.

It was a few years back the Pentagon reported that poor education was actually affecting military recruitment negatively. Not getting as many educated enrolled as desired.
The military needs them dumb enough to enlist and go "shoot the badguy" (most of them, not all; don't get all offended), but not too stupid to tie up their own laces. It's a very fine line.

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