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The Godfather films and Arrested Development essentially share the same plot.

DC Drones / Re: Y'all wanna see Batman's big veiny cock?
« on: September 19, 2018, 05:41:39 PM »
I was wondering what made this book worth $6.99 an issue.

« on: August 30, 2018, 04:28:40 PM »
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine's free until September 1st on Humble Bundle upon subscribing to their newsletter. Note you'll have to activate your key on Steam before the 15th.

ICT / Re: Build a D&D Alignment
« on: August 28, 2018, 01:08:02 PM »
Also, this.

A classic but somehow, we haven't done this (at least not since the last few crashes).

ICT / Re: Build a D&D Alignment
« on: August 28, 2018, 01:05:04 PM »
A Song of Ice and Fire:
Lawful good:  Ned Stark
Neutral good:  Asha Greyjoy?
Chaotic good:  Beric Dondarrion
Lawful neutral:  Stannis Baratheon
True neutral:  Probably Brynden Rivers, better known as the Three-Eyed Crow.
Chaotic neutral:  Tyrion Lannister  - eventually. Maybe.
Lawful evil:  Tywin Lannister
Neutral evil:  Roose Bolton
Chaotic evil:  Petyr Baelish

America's Best Comics:
Tom Strong
Joe Pi
Jeff Smax
Weeping Gorilla
Mr. Hyde? I've only ever read the first LoEG trade, but I gather he might fit.
Paul Saveen
The Painted Doll

Two groups that could, and to some extent already have, all worked together in the past.

ICT / Re: Best fictional (live action) punchers/punches
« on: August 26, 2018, 11:59:09 AM »

Mostly for the following denouement.

ICT / Re: Nods to AP, hero-ize Batman’s Rogues Gallery
« on: August 25, 2018, 08:43:45 AM »
Heh, I almost used Rocketeer as Firefly.

Off topic: I never watched the Hannibal TV show.  Did Graham get framed for Hannibal's kills or something?

Hannibal framed him at the end of the first season, as part of a devious plan to drive him crazy so they could be BFFs forever.

ICT / Re: Nods to AP, hero-ize Batman’s Rogues Gallery
« on: August 25, 2018, 07:25:30 AM »
The Goon

The Joker
Howard the Duck

deals with existential dread through absurdity ("trapped in a world he never made!", and all that). Otherwise, there's always the last Painted Doll.

Modesty Blaise


The Penguin
Mary Poppins

Hugo Strange
Will Graham (Hannibal)

Poison Ivy
Swamp Thing

Ra's al Ghul
Jason Blood

Princess Aura

Noh Varr

(Plex might as we be Brother Eye)

The Scarecrow
The Shadow

The Riddler
Bilbo Baggins

All fairly obvious, for the most part. Will Graham will absolutely be dressing up as Batman on his couch inside two weeks, Jason Blood's an immortal mystic packing the Demon in his head (also acceptable as Two-Face, in a pinch), Mary's partial to penguins and known to weaponise her umbrellas. And so on and so forth.

Modesty's technically a tighter fit as Kathy Kane, in an on-the-nose sort of way. Down to the fact no one remembers their real names.

ICT / Re: Create a Heroic Sinister Six
« on: August 23, 2018, 03:05:38 PM »
Machine Man

Has just about nailed down the aesthetics, in or out of combat. Is also (and this bit's probably important) a creepy little stalker type.

Bigby Wolf

The ultimate hunter. Terrified of spiders.

John the Skrull

What if Norman Osborn looked like Dr. Octopus in his civvies? I'd like to think he brings trace elements of nearly every member of the Six, but mostly, of course, he's a green little goblin with identity issues.

The Shadow

Dramatic persona. Plays on your perceptions.


Presently a superhero. Basically the Jackel.


As portrayed by Michael Keaton.

ICT / Re: Worf Vs Predator h2h and blade to blade
« on: August 05, 2018, 09:11:26 AM »
So, basically, you you just -cant- ignore me.

To be fair, this board was downright readable back when we could put you on 'ignore'.

ICT / Re: Build an Ocean's 8 team to steal from Dr. Doom.
« on: July 30, 2018, 04:40:05 PM »
Carmen Sandiego

Iota (Milestone)


Lucifer (The Wicked + The Divine)

Ghost (Dark Horse)


Zephyr Queen

Talia al Ghul

Why waste time looking around like an idiot when you can take Castle Doom home with you and strip it down for parts? Bonus points if you can send it back pink once you're done with it.

If Squirrel Girl and Liz Sherman both qualify, I figured Spitfire should just about make it in.

ICT / Re: Mr. Fantastic VS Carnage
« on: June 29, 2018, 01:23:50 PM »
Unless Reed can find something in his pockets to exploit Carnage's weaknesses, he'll be moderately inconvenienced for a while.

ICT / Re: Weakest DC character who would beat Superman in a slugfest
« on: June 25, 2018, 02:09:46 PM »
Holden Carver

At the very least, either might get a draw.

ICT / Re: Drizzt Do'Urden runs the Drizzt gauntlet
« on: June 22, 2018, 04:47:32 PM »
Nerd it up here, basically.

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