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ICT / Re: Wonder Woman vs a Bullseye/Sue Richards composite being
« on: March 26, 2017, 12:29:29 AM »
Invisible toothpick ftw.

ICT / Re: Bruce Banner vs Superman
« on: March 24, 2017, 11:35:13 PM »
Don't forget the mental math he'd crunch in the middle of all his rampages to wreck shit without hurting people. Do well to never forget it

Just image if he solved for x...as in x number of people to kill!!!!

Marvel Zombies / Re: Best Wolverine run: Two Parts
« on: March 24, 2017, 11:25:26 PM »
So this thread inspired me to read up on the Larry Hama run.

Wasn't expecting his plotting style to be so random and off the wall. What a wonky narrative pace. Guy sure loved tossing multiple  characters and plot lines into a blender and serving em up rapid-fire; nevermind the Mojo/time-travel stuff. Gotta wonder if/how much peyote went into the creative process.

Good amount of Wolverine/Weapon X back-story I was only dimly aware of. You always hear about Claremont/Miller/Barry Windsor Smith's contributions to the character's lore, but I'm surprised Hama's name didn't come up more often, given all the Weapon X characters and backstory he added. Or maybe it does, I dunno.

What's also surprising is that a villain like Aldo Ferro aka Vole aka Psi-borg - apparently responsible for a hefty chunk of the long-lasting misery Logan's suffered throughout his history, as well as playing a direct role in Silverfox's death - basically showed up in that one pivotal story, only to make a clean getaway by the end; barely ever gets mentioned again, nor does he ostensibly makes any further notable appearances thereafter minus an odd cameo or so. Hell, I'd never heard of this guy before catching up on the Hama run. Granted, his costume and codename were pretty goofy, but still you'd think a villain who played such a damning role in screwing up Wolverine's life would've receive more airplay from Wolverine-obsessed Marvel/X writers.

I agree it's more management's shitty booking that's at fault in RR's case, but that doesn't excuse viewers having to sit through a match full of repeated clotheslines and Superman punches. You don't see Cena doing more than one 5 knuckle shuffle per match afterall. That's on Roman. Employ some new moves, for fuck's sake.

DC Drones / Re: Superman's no kill code
« on: March 24, 2017, 10:14:13 PM »
Plot armor is inspiring.

ICT / Re: Darth Maul (TPM) vs. Obi Wan Kenobi (Rots)
« on: March 24, 2017, 10:08:43 PM »

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Re: Defenders fight choreography?
« on: March 24, 2017, 10:07:16 PM »
White Men can't punch.

Yes. Batgod predicted such a scenario was within the realm of possibility and prepped accordingly.

Also, thanks to skimming the thread all half-assed and not even watching the trailer, I was somehow under the impression Batman was handing Aquaman a replacement for a missing hand or something. And yet I find myself apologizing for nothing.

Point is there're way more potential reasons for the hand off than either Batman saying "hey neat" or "I makez trident?"

Batman: What was I thinking, putting together a team of heroes....there's no way this was ever going to work. Not with amateurs like these.

Aquaman: Hey, fuck you, Mouth-breather.

Batman: No, Fuck YOU, Fish-breath

Aquaman: This is a waste of time. Imma ring Mera and-

Batman: What did you say?!

Aquaman: I said I'm leav-

Batman: You said Martha, didn't you?

Aquaman: What? No, I said Me-

Batman: I take it all back. People like us need to come together. Unite as one. Lend each other....a hand

General Chat / Re: There was an Attack in in New York on Monday.
« on: March 24, 2017, 09:12:54 PM »
Club? Wigga got that sweet sword his ancestors ripped offa Khemet millennia ago.

War Thor  Whore Thor Hordor. Say that three times fast. You know you want to.

ICT / Re: Upcoming predictions for the 2020 fight, Kong vs. Godzilla
« on: March 22, 2017, 04:22:47 AM »
Did you say...bet?

Let's get some wagers going, boys. Loser gets banned for 3 months? Forced to sport someone else's sig/avatar for a year?  Take a photo with a shoe on their girlfriend's head?

General Chat / Re: Monopoly pieces switched out this year
« on: March 21, 2017, 11:26:34 PM »
I liked the Thimble and boot. Fuck the T-rex and rubber duck.

Your time is up, old man.

General Chat / Re: FBI docs released: Hitler escaped to Argentina
« on: March 21, 2017, 11:25:28 PM »
There were 3 Hitlers.

ICT / Re: Upcoming predictions for the 2020 fight, Kong vs. Godzilla
« on: March 21, 2017, 12:42:40 AM »

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