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That was Fear Itself.

Welp..now he can go ahead and illustrate the amazing adventures of the prophet Mohamummmnevermind.

ICT / Re: Blastaar, Terminus and Ravenous vs Superman and GL Guy
« on: April 25, 2017, 05:03:01 AM »
This entire pack of dweebs gets mauled by the Ginyu Force. A curse on you, ye fucks.

Marvel Zombies / Re: SJWs go after Marvel (of course)
« on: April 25, 2017, 05:00:29 AM »
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I would know, I'm Napoleon on Mondays.

Those words Nick Fury ostensibly whispered to Thor? Maybe they weren't actually addressed to Thor.

"Hail Hydra."

"...Hail Hydra."

Hammer suddenly drops from Thor's hand.

I'm just saying.

The majority of you would get your beta asses tossed through a Warhammer tabletop game by Aunt May in a real fight before you can say, "roll for initiative."

As for me, I can guarantee with 100% certainty that I could snap that chick's back from the Hunger Games over my knee. What's her name, Rue.

ICT / Re: White Ranger Tommy vs Spider-Man
« on: April 25, 2017, 04:20:12 AM »
Whatever happens, the sword starts yammering on too much and gets some webbing to the face.

O shit...Mjolnir was Hydra since the beginning.

Marvel Zombies / Re: SJWs go after Marvel (of course)
« on: April 24, 2017, 04:25:32 PM »
Evil is the best

ICT / Re: MCU Dr. Strange vs DCEU Doomsday
« on: April 23, 2017, 11:09:48 PM »
Strange wins with a magic Rasengan.

ICT / Re: Joker with a month of prep vs Pennywise
« on: April 23, 2017, 10:54:28 PM »
The kids in the book basically had help from God. Don't see God helping Joker out. That said, Joker could probably make him laugh in a literal Ritual of Chuud if it came down to it.

General Chat / Re: So, the petrodollar
« on: April 20, 2017, 04:38:43 AM »
It'll go the way of bitcoin when the Bison Dollar rolls out.

Showcase of the Immortals / Re: Street Fight: Haku vs Brock Lesnar
« on: April 20, 2017, 04:30:50 AM »
I might go with Haku. For all the tall tales, I have no doubt he fights like a real-life Blanka. That's not to say Brock's going to freeze up and fight like some doofus in an octagon, but I'd imagine he might be momentarily taken aback by Haku trying to rip off pieces of his face like some crazed chimp.

Of course, for all we know Brock might've engaged in some wild drunken brawls himself, so who knows.

ICT / Re: Heihachi vs. Akuma (Tekken trailer)
« on: April 20, 2017, 04:04:25 AM »
Both these figfagz get wrecked by Geese Howard.

ICT / Re: Helms Deep vs Hogwarts
« on: April 20, 2017, 04:03:33 AM »
I admit to wanting to do bad things to all of you on Facebook Live.

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