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Enough with this drama shit

Back on topic, Planet of the Apes. Metaphors count, right?

ICT / Re: Joker vs Moon Knight
« on: July 22, 2017, 12:23:01 AM »
Joker: and the cow jumped over the -

Cow:MOOOOOOOO!!! *drops from above trap*

Moon Knight: Spider-sense tingAMERICABUB


Joker: Hey, don't interrupt! Oh well, no use crying over SPILLED MILK hahahahAhahhahaAha

That is the scenario I envision

General Chat / Re: Where's the OJ party?
« on: July 22, 2017, 12:16:21 AM »
Hope this means OJ + CGI Leslie Nielson reuniting for the next Naked Gun entry

ICT / Re: Assign an X-Man to your fellow posters
« on: July 21, 2017, 11:15:27 PM »
AJ = Strong Guy

Jelly = Bishop. Poor man's Cable, absorbs and fires back hate, fighting the good fight for a better future because there's nothing more really to this character

Gree = Nightcrawler. Everybody loves this swashbuckling, hairy creature.

Liquid = Shadowcat. Very outspoken on race relations.

Strider = Adam X. Too extreme for this place, born too early ( or too late? ). Modern day Gen. Patton ( rip )

Maybe he's as durable as a diamond

Who? I only have so much memory set aside for remembering women's names. Draw me a picture.

ICT / Re: Furio vs Muscles Marinara (Sopranos)
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:41:04 AM »
What about Furio vs Pussy's gay fireman boyfriend?

The Cena generation's growing up, time for a semi-return to the Attitude era. Rockhard Roman Reigns Cometh.

ICT / Re: Superman and Silver Sufer
« on: July 09, 2017, 04:14:44 PM »
Dini Parasite, in exchange for a faster wifi connection in his jail cell.

Sloth - the product of an insane's scientist's attempts to produce a Megatherium/human hybrid for the sake of science, this walking talking mockery of man was inspired by some fat kid who showed him this one movie. Ask him why he wears a Superman shirt, he'll tell you he's the Iron Giant with stupid enthusiasm. Surprisingly dexterous.

Dirty Harry - gains the ability to fire magical bullets that can fuck up anything when he performs the Ghost Dance ritual. It involves him covering up his face with ash ala Warpath, i.e. blackface. Dual-wields two magnums named White Devil and Black Heart.

Vin Diesil - consumed by the movie franchise that gives his life meaning, he has achieved oneness with cars, becoming the Jack Hawksmoor of vehicles. The Rock's presence weakens his power tho.

Crocodile Dundee - the earthy Australian Tarzan. Well versed in the Aboriginal mystic arts, Kazar level stats and skill, Gambit-like charisma that endears him to damn near everybody, big knife. Adopted a kangaroo and taught it how to use automatic weapons.

Godzilla Matsui - some kinda accident fuses Hideki Matsui with Godzilla, beginning the next phase of his life: beating the shit out of stupid gaijin baseball fans with his oil tanker baseball bat. Most powerful hero in all the omniverse.

Queen Bey - Bee Woman whose voice and pheromones bring dull minds under her sway, turning them into her personal drones. Commands the attention of every player on the field when she pumps out another of her unholy Illuminati spawn.

ICT / Re: Bruce Wayne vs a pride of lions
« on: July 03, 2017, 12:50:40 PM »
No, beating up lions is Catman's mythos.

ICT / Re: Standard gear in battle board.
« on: July 03, 2017, 12:48:33 PM »
Plus the Justice League.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I don't think bear trivia is appropriate in a topic about child rape.

What about the bear necessities?

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Re: Hey Jelly
« on: June 29, 2017, 12:40:37 AM »
He 's already dropped enough hints, it's up to you to open your third fucking eye and discern the Path for yourself.

ICT / Re: Harry Potter vs Grindelwald
« on: June 29, 2017, 12:27:16 AM »
One training montage later and Harry's winning a rematch with a Shin Expelliarmus

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