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« on: April 23, 2018, 04:17:33 PM »
I know we have a couple other LU threads, but I don't really care. At least Riv will have another place to say "I don't watch it, and here's 27 posts saying so".
I watched the first 15 episodes or so when they came out but I fell way behind, so I started binging last week and I'm halfway through season two. So no spoilers beyond that, please.
1. I know I'm the only one, but I loved Vampiro when he wrestled. I loved him as an announcer at first. But HOLY FUCK he gets real annoying, real quick. Between "let's move the ring out of the way so they can fight", "like a freight train hitting a Volkswagen, brother", "I'm sorry, it is what it is", and "correcting" Matt Striker (arguably the best play by play guy in the business) I just want to punch him in the fucking head. He just says stuff that makes literally no sense in context.
2. LU has introduced me to my new favorite wrestlers. Texano, Drago, and motherfucking PENTAGON.
3. Catrina is so ridiculously hot. Like holy shit. I know I have a thing for "dark", crazy Latina chicks anyway, but daaaamn. Melissa Santos is smoking hot. Evilisse just might have the best legs/booty combo. The least sexy chick in the company is ironically the one with sexy in her name.
4. Dario Cueto is one of the worst actors in wrestling history. Period. But he's still fun to watch.
5. Mil Muertes is ridiculous. So fucking badass. I didn't really dig him in the first season, but these hoss wars with Matanza have really won me over.
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