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Didn't get implicated in that steroid dealing ring you faggots?

ICT / You vs the Booty Warrior
« on: September 21, 2017, 10:51:17 PM »

Can you win against the Booty Warrior? Fight is in a 12X12 prison cell. Goal is to kill the other guy with the option of gettin g some booty before you finish the opponent off.

Honestly, only me and Wyntyr survive and win, perhaps even taking some booty for our own.

General Chat / WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK??!!
« on: September 21, 2017, 10:33:16 PM »
Cop rapes girl on duty on camera: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykIkMwuNaX4&t=2s

Can't find a better video unfortunately.

Seriously y'all. WHAT THE FUCK? This shit just flat out didn't get reported? Like what the fuck? Jesus fucking christ.

Any of you hear about this shit?

ICT / Smoke off! 1v1v1v1v1
« on: September 20, 2017, 04:09:23 PM »
The following heroes are all given one blunt each. Half an inch wide and 3 inches long. They have to smoke the whole thing.

Captain America vs Batman vs Spider-Man vs Superman vs Thor

Which hero can retain their composure the best?

General Chat / The Tale Of Old Man Henderson
« on: September 20, 2017, 01:16:55 PM »

It's worth every second.

I've decided this character will also be thrown into ICT to determine exactly how hard he kills almost any street leveler ever.

You're welcome.

That Hardaway contract is the most Knicks thing I've ever seen.

Honest to god, why even?

Why are the Knicks.

Phil: Nobody's topping that Noah business. My legacy is secured.

Mills: Hold my beer.

Showcase of the Immortals / Criminally underrated Face/Heel turns
« on: June 06, 2017, 06:44:51 PM »
Start yapping fellas.

Spotlight Batista was for a brief time one of the best Heels if not the best Heel on the entire roster.

Evil/Power Trip Austin was amazing as well.

General Chat / Where is my birthday thread faggots?
« on: May 25, 2017, 12:44:37 AM »
Hahaha jk. Been an amazing few weeks though. Turned 32 on May 15th. I have a bunch of shit to share in the Jungle but it'll take a minute to post because of a bunch of work shit I have to take care of.

Missed y'all lightweight.

Hope everything is cool with y'all. That includes everyone on the board regardless of the trivial ass arguments we get into.

Also, live action ghost in the shell sucked the most ass ever. So be mad about it.



Only way to salvage such a shit story/franchise.

This would be the single greatest revelation in cinematic history and instantly makes it the greatest sci-fi story ever told.

Even Abrams said it was extremely well thought out and convincing.

This is happening y'all and you should be mad. I'll be drinking your tears while wearing a "Jar Jar is eternally woke" shirt. I'm very excited.

General Chat / Legit question about appropriate behavior...
« on: April 18, 2017, 08:21:29 PM »
So I just found out some gnarly shit about a family I used to go to church with. Haha.

A single mother, who has never had sex or anything remotely approaching sexual contact from everything I've been told, let her son sleep in her bed until the son was like 22 or some shit.

That's odd and questionable as fuck right? Like, I'm not wrong for thinking there are red flags all over the place right?

I don't fucking know, y'all. That seems suspect af.

What are your thoughts?

Wondering what that's like.

General Chat / Any Jui Jitsu guys here besides Safado?
« on: March 19, 2017, 10:58:28 PM »
I'd love to pick Safado's brain on this but he doesn't post often so I figured I'd hit y'all up.

Sports Talk / Bravo Boys! First day at 10th planet
« on: March 18, 2017, 09:32:30 PM »
Definitely one of the most exhilarating athletic experiences I've ever had. The thrill you get from seeing something in practice and then working on it yourself is amazing.

Actually managed to scramble my way out of several attempts from a white belt.

Dude said it wasn't bad for a first timer. Also said my quickness was impressive.

I don't know yall, I think I might start to actually get into this.

I haven't felt this excited for anything ever
Not even ball.

Jui Jitsu saved my life bro? YouTube it. It's hilarious.

General Chat / The difficulties that face our legal system - An example
« on: February 27, 2017, 04:27:07 PM »
I don't know why this hit me so hard but it did. I fucking WAS this kid and a few choices here and there have shaped an entirely different narrative.


We can all do better. From the top down. From the down to the top. Black, White, Yellow, Red or Blue.

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