Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  


Please note that forum is still under construction.


Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Messages - Master Tolkien

Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 480
ICT / Re: Old Maul vs ESB Luke Skywalker
« on: March 22, 2017, 01:30:09 AM »

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Re: Skull Island: SPOILERS
« on: March 22, 2017, 01:23:57 AM »
I like how Billy ran in to watch the last act of the movie in bad 3D, and then has the balls to use that as proof of the movie sucking.

Granted, I now want a running series of topics where Billy theater hope to just watch the final 15 - 20 minutes of a movie in 3D to give reviews.

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Re: Samurai Jack: Spoilers
« on: March 22, 2017, 01:20:10 AM »
Hmmm, fair enough. So the portal guardian maybe saw a false/alternate future. Or maybe that vision will come true... somehow.

General Chat / Re: Ivanka Trump had a hard knock life.
« on: March 22, 2017, 01:15:51 AM »
Ah, but all her hard work is finally paying off.


Conflicts of interest abound! How the fuck can have security clearances without being an employee or contractor of the government... and being one of the Trump business owners to which her father (the president) is still tied to the business!?

And she is going to voluntarily follow security and confidentiality protocol? Which means that she can choose to stop following them whenever she wishes!? WTF IS THIS!? Is Congress going to let this idiot continue to set dangerous precedents?

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Re: Samurai Jack: Spoilers
« on: March 20, 2017, 11:00:17 PM »
ALL of the portals? Haven't watched the new stuff yet, but in the old series, there was that one time portal guarded by a guy that Jack couldn't defeat. The guy sent Jack off but saw a future where Jack would be better trained and ready for the portal.

Did Aku get even THAT portal, or is there just a blanket statement that they're all gone?

General Chat / Re: Ivanka Trump had a hard knock life.
« on: March 20, 2017, 10:53:46 PM »
Hahaha, I love that this brat had her servants scrounging up change to buy lemonade from her... that one of the maids likely did 90% of the work to make.

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Re: Beauty and the Beast
« on: March 18, 2017, 10:19:27 PM »
You're a fag

Go watch it. I'm sure there's a secret lizard aristocracy message you could cook up to troll the boards.

Game Cage / Re: Middle-earth: Shadow of War
« on: March 18, 2017, 08:54:29 PM »
I hope saved data from the first transfers over. Bring some of my War Chiefs over. Had one guy with a cross bow that shot explosive arrows that just murdered everyone.

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Beauty and the Beast
« on: March 18, 2017, 07:20:48 PM »
Just saw the new live action version. Very good. The beginning retreads stuff a bit too firmly, but it was entertaining. About halfway through they moved into some new material, and it was great. 7.5/10.

Also, best end credits of 2017.

ICT / Re: Which villain has the best team-wrecking record?
« on: March 18, 2017, 02:29:47 PM »

Game Cage / Re: Middle-earth: Shadow of War
« on: March 18, 2017, 02:26:02 PM »
More info that came from a live-stream with the developers:

- roughly 100 unlockable skills
- you CANNOT brand enemies that have a significantly higher level than you
- drakes can normally only be branded once you knock their health down a bit
- you can save your allies when they are dying... if you don't, they may come back as enemies
- if you fail an assault or fail a defense, some of your captains/overlords may die or be captured... if captured, you get an optional mission to rescue them which can increase their loyalty if you save them
- the gameplay trailer shows the deadshot spy orc captain save you from getting killed... the game will give you the option to choose to save yourself (quick time event) or to have one of your captains attempt a rescue
- very loyal captains may rush in to help you without being asked... captains with low loyalty may wait for opportune moments to betray you during a mission/defense/siege
- orcs will sometimes have loyalties and rivalries with each other before you get involved... if you make one of your captains fight former allies, it will make them unhappy
- there will be different classes of orcs to mix things up... necromancers, beast masters, assassins, destroyers, tricksters, terrors, maurauders, and marksman
- necromancers can raise dead enemies during battle (no confirmation if they can raise dead captains/warchiefs/overlords)
- you can now use different melee weapons (sword, spear, and war hammer mentioned so far)... the spear was described as being used for heavy strikes

ICT / Re: Star Wars: Rebels Kenobi vs Maul
« on: March 18, 2017, 10:58:07 AM »

Game Cage / Re: Middle-earth: Shadow of War
« on: March 18, 2017, 10:51:50 AM »
One of the producers says that players start off in Gondor, so the first few missions are in the world of men where you learn about fortress hierarchy. Then you apply that as you go back to conquering Mordor and the surrounding territories. Guy also said that once in Mordor, you can attempt conquering territories in any order, even though the locations differ in difficulty based on proximity to Baradur.

Current TV Shows / Re: Iron Fist Episodes 1-4
« on: March 18, 2017, 02:06:35 AM »
Haven't watched yet, but yes... some critics came out against this show for NOT race swapping Danny to be Asian. Because it is somehow not completely racist to expect a master martial artist be Asian.

I've heard Shang Chi may cameo at some point, which makes the SJW crowd look even dumber. Marvel has two separate MA-focused heroes... and one is Asian. Making IF Asian is a pointless change.

They literally fuck up of say something embarrassingly dumb every few days.

I also want to remind everyone that after leaving office, Trump will get his own presidential library. Trump library will be the best library, can you believe that? It will be. It will. He'll have all the best books with so many words- HUGE words. Because we want the elderly to read too. Other presidents just use this, this tiny print... like LOSERS! Sad that they don't care for the elderly.

I bet the library will just be thousands of copies of "The Art of the Deal".


Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 480