Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Messages - Master

Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 522
ICT / Fire Nation vs. Mordor
« on: October 23, 2017, 10:28:36 PM »
The entire Fire Nation island with all of its resources pops into existence a few miles off the shores of Middle Earth in the south nearer to Mordor. Firelord Ozai decides to crush Mordor and its allies.

Magic godly bullshits and tricks creates an impenetrable barrier that prevents the Fire Nation and Mordor from interacting with the men, elves, and dwarfs of the north.

Does the Fire Nation have a chance? If not, what if Sozin’s comet will come in thirty days (and Ozai knows this)?

ICT / Re: Colossus and Thing VS Juggernaut
« on: October 22, 2017, 07:26:55 AM »
Thing calls for an Uber large enough to drive the duo to safety.

ICT / Re: Reddington vs Scorpion
« on: October 21, 2017, 09:14:51 PM »
Team Reddington crushes. Red then drops a story involving a quaint little pottery shop in New Delhi run by a one-Eyed Russian grandmother who loves flute solos.

ICT / Re: Mr Hyde vs Unbreakable
« on: October 21, 2017, 09:11:38 PM »
Hyde should be smart enough to try suffocation when his punches fail.

ICT / Re: The Penguin vs Willy Wonka
« on: October 19, 2017, 07:14:29 PM »
Wonka is way above Penguin’s paygrade.

ICT / Re: Daniel Larusso VS Clubber Lang
« on: October 18, 2017, 10:17:51 PM »
Miyagi wins 6/10. Clubber’s wins are whenever he lands a hit. Miyagi is borderline magic in dodging.

ICT / Re: Disney heroes vs. Chitauri
« on: October 18, 2017, 10:13:57 PM »
Imagine all the singing too.

ICT / Re: Disney heroes vs. Chitauri
« on: October 16, 2017, 07:07:44 PM »
If Herc could borrow Carpet to catch the nuke, he could toss it into the portal. Or to Jupiter. Whichever.

Current TV Shows / Re: Orville
« on: October 16, 2017, 09:24:52 AM »
And as the first episode showed, the Captain has a general knowledge of other alien races (Bortus comes from the all-male Moclans, Alara has super strength, and Isaac comes from an advanced and racist planet).

But having that general knowledge, he doesn’t seem to know all the details of each alien race. Considering there seem to be hundreds, I think the show is taking a realistic viewpoint. Everyone seemed shocked about Moclans laying eggs except for the Chief Medical Officer (which makes sense, as she is a genius and needs to know Moclan physiology for her job).

ICT / Disney heroes vs. Chitauri
« on: October 16, 2017, 09:08:21 AM »
Disney Hercules, Peter Pan, Mulan, Merida, Aladin (with Carpet), Maui, and Prince Phillip (with enchanted sword and shield) get a week to train together and know each other.

They then replace the Avengers for the Chitauri invasion. How do they do?

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer
« on: October 10, 2017, 12:51:26 PM »
Looks good to me minus the Porg. But if Luke ran to hiding because Kylo was too powerful (and not just as penance for his failure), I will burn down the theater.

Current TV Shows / Re: The Good Place: Hopefully Won't Be Bad
« on: October 08, 2017, 11:12:19 PM »
Finally caught up with the first three eps. Still really great stuff. I love how episode 3 sets up how things will pan out now.

Jason: Will the Jaguars EVER win the Super Bowl?

Michael: I can’t forsee the future, Jason. (pauses to think and then chuckles) But no.

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Re: Trailers here!
« on: October 08, 2017, 08:02:15 PM »
It looks like they copy and pasted Idris Elba incorrectly and got John Boyega.


ICT / Re: movie Sandman vs the T-1000
« on: October 08, 2017, 07:55:42 PM »
After 5 to 10 minutes of stabbing and smashing each other to no effect, Sandman grows until he can smash the T-1000 for a TKO.

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Re: Ralphie May dead
« on: October 07, 2017, 10:28:54 AM »
Drugs too. Sad but not surprising.

Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 522