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ICT / Re: Create a villain team using these parameters
« on: May 23, 2018, 04:41:50 PM »
The Mastermind
Doctor Doom

The Dragon

The Pet Mad Scientist

The Brute

The Token Woman

A mildly implausible group brought together by a common interest, these are, of course, Storm's League of Evil Exes. Honorable mentions are too numerous to mention.

ICT / Strongest Transformer Sargeant Slaughter can defeat?
« on: May 16, 2018, 05:31:46 PM »
Nods to Ultrabender and the Eighties.

« on: March 26, 2018, 07:18:29 PM »
The Darkness II (yes, based on the comic book) is free on Humble Bundle for ~40 hours "while supplies last". Get it if you're Greek and lonely.

ICT / Re: The reigning will happen again.
« on: March 26, 2018, 08:23:10 AM »
Valeria Richards
Black Panther
Nick Fury
Jane Foster

I'll type it out a little later if I have the time, but it's all fairly straight forward, I should think.

ICT / Re: The reigning will happen again.
« on: March 26, 2018, 05:27:41 AM »
By humans I MEAN people like Doom,Batman,Stark,Bb,Cap and so on(DC is allowed).

Can you clarify that a little? Are Doctor Strange, Green Lantern, Captain Marvel, et al. "human" for these purposes? It seems like you're drawing a distiction based on durability as much as anything else (Doom's the only one listed with powers on any meaningful scale), but I'd like to be sure.

ICT / The Metabaron vs. The Emperor of Mankind
« on: March 23, 2018, 10:27:12 PM »
The Metabaron accepts a commission from the Emperoress, ostensibly to remove a powerful pretender, but really just to flush out our resident Eurotrash. Using one-sided prep time and forgoing the Bushitaka if necessary, can he destroy the cosmic Archie Bunker?

ICT / Re: Joint X-Team builder, with no X-Men...
« on: March 15, 2018, 10:44:40 AM »
Also Squirrel Girl, obviously, if we're just naming every mutant who's never been an X-Man now.

ICT / Re: Joint X-Team builder, with no X-Men...
« on: March 15, 2018, 10:42:03 AM »
Mary Zero
Molly Hayes

All for fairly obvious reasons, really. I'll try to type them up a pittle later.

Digitally of course, through either Kindle or the Comixology storefront. Deals seem to include just about every recent collection Marvel's published, including Secret Empire, the complete Vision Director's Cut, and some Star Wars shit, as well as some new collections of older material like The Death of Jean DeWolff and Simonson's Thor run.

Most of you will have probably heard about it a couple of days ago, but I figured it was worth a shout all the same.

ICT / Re: Wolverine vs Deathstroke. Different rules.
« on: March 11, 2018, 03:38:45 PM »
Deathstroke wins all three. Wolverine needs his healing factor and unbreakable skeleton to hang with Slade.

Deathstroke needs his powers to hang with absolutely anyone.

ICT / Re: The Create A Team / Power Set Combo Compendium
« on: February 21, 2018, 08:56:41 PM »

ICT / Re: Mangog Punchometer shit
« on: February 11, 2018, 01:15:35 PM »
Is it even possible for a character with super speed to ever fully utilize their powers in a comic book under these criteria? Every single time the artist tried to demonstrate they've thrown more punches would really mean they only ever threw one punch by default.

ICT / Re: New comic stuff worth talking about but not worth its own thread
« on: February 10, 2018, 06:05:56 PM »
The Justice League get beaten down by Milkman Man, literally a Superman analogue:

His milk warps reality, by the by.

ICT / Re: Build a street level villain
« on: November 27, 2017, 09:00:06 PM »
Body: Baxter Stockman - for that nebbish appeal and rat-minded intellect.

Item I: Uncle Scrooge's money bin - that's just good exercise, really.

Item II: Tomorrow's headlines - destined to become a hero with just a little push, Gary Hobson never did get his morning paper on Earth 616. An unseen hand has seen fit to misplace it every single morning. Not that it matters, really - it would take a true adept to gleam useful information from MSM news.

Bernie Bernstein doesn't so much fight the JLA as run them somewhat clumsily from the shadows. When in doubt, he'll often try to either change the subject or bribe whomever is in front of him, saying things like "boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty. Have some pretzles, Batman. I don't want them anymore." J'onn J'onnz in particular is known to grudgingly accept his blood bagels. Batman's never really picked up on the subtext.

I'm assuming pretzels are low-key enough to sneak under the table here. We can just switch those in for the money bin, if necessary.

ICT / Re: Weakest person who could solo the real world
« on: October 22, 2017, 10:07:57 AM »
...Didn't Alan Scott once accidentally remove every single person on the planet by wishing to get rid of evil, or something along those lines?

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