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ICT / Re: Recreate the Black Order
« on: February 23, 2018, 12:59:50 PM »
Dwarf - Executioner

Just there to swing his axe.

Supergiant - Selene

Telepathic mutant vampire sorceress External jhdkjghjfhgjeverything

Corvus -  Deathurge

Spirit of suicide, ironically tough to kill. Special throwing weapons.

Proxima - Fatality w/ Slaughter the spear from Thor:Bloodoath

Female spear-chucker. Shacks up w/ Deathurge because she's on a path to...self-destruction!?

Black Swan - Black Star

Control over the four fundamental forces

Maw - Palpatine

Persuasive mastermind

Marvel Zombies / Re: Waid says no such thing as magic...
« on: February 23, 2018, 09:04:30 AM »
Magic is bullshit. It should really be done away with completely. Science is what rules the land.

ICT / Re: Van Damme's Vs Stallone's
« on: February 14, 2018, 06:47:35 PM »
I dunno, doesn't seem like it really captured his natural posture.

ICT / Re: Slender Man VS Nightcrawler
« on: February 08, 2018, 09:32:15 PM »
Or Crispin Glover IRL?

ICT / Re: Plastic Man vs Wolverine.
« on: February 07, 2018, 09:26:32 PM »
I remember that Aztec dude from the Obsidian Age JL slicing up one of Plas' limbs or something mid-fight, not it seemed to affect Plas much anyway though.

Plastic Man would probably give Captain Planet cancer imho

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Re: Natalie Rap 2.0
« on: February 07, 2018, 04:02:50 AM »

ICT / Re: Build the Ultimates: Animated edition
« on: February 03, 2018, 12:31:49 AM »
Blue Marvel - Jiren

Non-white powerhouse. Rocketed to Earth from the dying universe Pyrknot. Adored by black people who like they were drawn by Akira Toriyama everywhere.

Spectrum - Gaia ( Captain Planet )

Takes on Captain Planet's mantle after the latter's killed by Free Market Capitalism. To free up her time, Ma-ti inherits her position as Spirit of the Earth, in part to save him after he comes down w/ AIDS according to series writer Judd Winnick.

Captain Marvel - Ultrawoman Beth ( Ultraman: the Adventure Begins )

Alien-powered blonde fighter pilot. Not all that memorable, i.e. a perfect stand-in for Carol Danvers.

Black Panther -  Zodak ( Nu He-Man )

Ethnic Science Warrior Explorer shouldering huge responsibilities. Likes occasional moral ambiguity and treading on snakes. Glowing tribal tattoos.

Miss America - Sailor Uranus

Lesbo wildcard with an attitude because the way white people is.

Starro showed up packing a semi. Lucky for the heroes, Martian Manhunter's gonna show up with his Desert Eagle and engage in a tense shoot-out.

ICT / Re: Iron Fist vs. Aang the Airbender.
« on: January 31, 2018, 03:55:09 AM »
Has Aang ever been punched in the face? That could be a deciding factor.

ICT / Re: Nods to AP: Godzilla vs Burning Gundam
« on: January 30, 2018, 02:15:59 PM »


Godz wins

Showcase of the Immortals / Re: LU Sexy Star vs Asuka
« on: January 30, 2018, 03:09:56 AM »
Sexy Star tries shooting on Asuka. Asuka rips out her intestines and does a sexy dance covered in her blood.

ICT / Re: Holocaust VS Dr. Doom
« on: January 28, 2018, 11:41:56 PM »
Only to be over-overturned by General Manager LMD Fury

ICT / Re: Holocaust VS Dr. Doom
« on: January 28, 2018, 08:18:51 PM »
Magneto runs into the ring and hits Holocaust with a steel chair. Doom loses by DQ.

ICT / Re: Who would be a good fight for Super-Hulk
« on: January 27, 2018, 11:17:00 PM »
Pre-C Mongul

ICT / Re: Ghost Rider/Carnage/Aquaman VS Nimrod
« on: January 27, 2018, 07:07:35 PM »
Ghost Rider might be able to pull off a Hail Mary with a Penance Stare depending on which version of Nimrod it is ( and how a writer might portray it against an artificial intelligence ). I have no idea what its track record is against androids and shit.

I only say it cuz Classic Claremont Nimrod was whole undergoing the whole robot-becoming-more-human treatment before his melding w/ Mastermold.


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