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More lives ruined by by that shitty Superman character.

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Re: Kaiju movies that are actually scary
« on: April 17, 2018, 07:04:43 PM »
I wasn't personally scared by anything in Godzilla vs the Smog Monster ( tho the nightclub scene was freaky as fuck )...but I can see how some kids might've felt a chill watching Hedorah poisoning and melting people.

Showcase of the Immortals / Re: wrestlemania topic and predictions
« on: April 08, 2018, 10:05:09 PM »
Kevin Owens: MONEY MONEY MONEY isn't going to save you now! DYAOW! *punch*

Highlight of the night, Xavier Woods' trombone rendition of the Green Ranger theme aside

Showcase of the Immortals / Re: wrestlemania topic and predictions
« on: April 08, 2018, 08:21:01 PM »

I can already tell it's gonna be a long night of by-the-numbers booking for this year's WM

Showcase of the Immortals / Re: wrestlemania topic and predictions
« on: April 08, 2018, 08:15:16 PM »
Charlotte and Asuka should've been given more time. The constant cutaways to John Cena were especially egregious.Way to focus all the attention on the ladies of the Woman's Revolution on their grand stage, WWE. There will no doubt some rematches in the near future, but they really missed a good opportunity to deliver something truly special.

But I guess they needed to shave off some time so Stephanie and HHH can later stink up the ring with a half hour of drawn-out bullshit.

nnnnRrRRRRAGHAHHAHHARGHHHHHH!! This is not a good start to my Rusev Day.

ICT / Re: Recreate the Black Order
« on: February 23, 2018, 12:59:50 PM »
Dwarf - Executioner

Just there to swing his axe.

Supergiant - Selene

Telepathic mutant vampire sorceress External jhdkjghjfhgjeverything

Corvus -  Deathurge

Spirit of suicide, ironically tough to kill. Special throwing weapons.

Proxima - Fatality w/ Slaughter the spear from Thor:Bloodoath

Female spear-chucker. Shacks up w/ Deathurge because she's on a path to...self-destruction!?

Black Swan - Black Star

Control over the four fundamental forces

Maw - Palpatine

Persuasive mastermind

Marvel Zombies / Re: Waid says no such thing as magic...
« on: February 23, 2018, 09:04:30 AM »
Magic is bullshit. It should really be done away with completely. Science is what rules the land.

ICT / Re: Van Damme's Vs Stallone's
« on: February 14, 2018, 06:47:35 PM »
I dunno, doesn't seem like it really captured his natural posture.

ICT / Re: Slender Man VS Nightcrawler
« on: February 08, 2018, 09:32:15 PM »
Or Crispin Glover IRL?

ICT / Re: Plastic Man vs Wolverine.
« on: February 07, 2018, 09:26:32 PM »
I remember that Aztec dude from the Obsidian Age JL slicing up one of Plas' limbs or something mid-fight, not it seemed to affect Plas much anyway though.

Plastic Man would probably give Captain Planet cancer imho

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Re: Natalie Rap 2.0
« on: February 07, 2018, 04:02:50 AM »

ICT / Re: Build the Ultimates: Animated edition
« on: February 03, 2018, 12:31:49 AM »
Blue Marvel - Jiren

Non-white powerhouse. Rocketed to Earth from the dying universe Pyrknot. Adored by black people who like they were drawn by Akira Toriyama everywhere.

Spectrum - Gaia ( Captain Planet )

Takes on Captain Planet's mantle after the latter's killed by Free Market Capitalism. To free up her time, Ma-ti inherits her position as Spirit of the Earth, in part to save him after he comes down w/ AIDS according to series writer Judd Winnick.

Captain Marvel - Ultrawoman Beth ( Ultraman: the Adventure Begins )

Alien-powered blonde fighter pilot. Not all that memorable, i.e. a perfect stand-in for Carol Danvers.

Black Panther -  Zodak ( Nu He-Man )

Ethnic Science Warrior Explorer shouldering huge responsibilities. Likes occasional moral ambiguity and treading on snakes. Glowing tribal tattoos.

Miss America - Sailor Uranus

Lesbo wildcard with an attitude because the way white people is.

Starro showed up packing a semi. Lucky for the heroes, Martian Manhunter's gonna show up with his Desert Eagle and engage in a tense shoot-out.

ICT / Re: Iron Fist vs. Aang the Airbender.
« on: January 31, 2018, 03:55:09 AM »
Has Aang ever been punched in the face? That could be a deciding factor.

ICT / Re: Nods to AP: Godzilla vs Burning Gundam
« on: January 30, 2018, 02:15:59 PM »


Godz wins

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