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It'd be funny if Cabba, Caulifla, and basically the rest of their universe' Saiyans could all potentially go Super Brolyjin. Jiren struggling to fend off a pack of rabid Brolys would tickle my fickle pickle.

Showcase of the Immortals / Re: Notable Shoot Interviews
« on: August 30, 2017, 11:29:59 PM »
Cornette's great and all, but he's so fucking Southern it literally gives heartburn hearing him rant about some stupid old school shit sometimes.

Chris Claremont oc

Claremont recaps everything the reader needs to know like every issue. It's probably the one benefit to his lengthy expository style.

Large concentration of whiteness in dat boi.

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Re: Recast Spaceballs
« on: August 25, 2017, 11:16:32 PM »
Skroob/Yogurt - Larry David

Desert Comber, perm version: Samuel L Jack

Darth Helmet: James Earl Jones, voice by Stephen Colbert

Lonestar: antman

Barf: seth rogen

Pizza the Hutt: john Reilly

Angry Priest: CGI george carlin

Pizza's lacky: will farrell

ICT / Re: Does Juggernaut have pressure points?
« on: August 19, 2017, 07:04:01 PM »
As with all things comics, it'd depend on the writer. If it was to me, I'd have have someone attempt to do so and momentarily succeed, only for Jugs's UNSTOPPABLE aura to kick in and overcome the affects. Everybody gets to shine, but fuck Shang Chi really.

Precisely what I'd expect some Libertarian apologist to say.

I think we can all agree that the problem isn't Nazis, it's Libertarians. Bet you that 99.89% of that alt-right crowd was Libertarian scum.

ICT / Re: Build a non-Marvel/DC Hellfire Club
« on: August 04, 2017, 03:47:11 AM »
Lord Imperial

Damien Thorn ( Lil Nicky )

Political muscle, evil Scarlet Witch, he's the Anti-Christ. This is Dr. Alan Grant if he wielded the powers of chaos theory, a fucking abomination. Can't be killed for real without an overly complicated religious ritual, God hates humans.

Black King

Heihachi Mishima (River City Ransom )

Corporate mogul, uber street fighter, refuses to fucking die, threw his kid off a cliff at some point for being a mewling nerd. Feuding with his entire fucking family.

Black Queen

Baroness ( M.A.S.H )

Femme Fatale, spy, Cobra connections, arms trade by means of her hold over Destro's dick, her Hellfire membership is yet another attempt to get away from under Cobra Commander's fucking thumb.

White King

The Major ( Castelvania )

Nazi mastermind, lover of war, cyborg, army of artificial vampire stormtroopers and mystical science freaks, triumph of the human spirit personified. Terrible fucking marksman.

White Queen

The White Witch ( the Hobbit )

Sorcery, fighting skills, cold as ice, bound to corrupt young Bobby Drake by making him straight again ( that fucking loser )

Red Queen

Motherbrain ( Contra )

Fucking disgusting alien queen, need some more scifi to balance out the hocus pocus bullshit, what is this some boring Dr. Strange comic?


Envy ( Naruto )

Shape-shifting asshole, errand boy, working for the Club after Damien promised him a way to become human. A fucking jerk.

Music, Movies, Tv and Books / Re: Recast Flash Gordon
« on: July 31, 2017, 03:13:30 PM »
John Travolta as Ming, cuz we need a Ming that just randomly does a jig now and then.

Runner up: Tom Cruise

DC Drones / Re: Batman 27 KiteMan origin
« on: July 31, 2017, 02:35:47 PM »
Dead kids are a small price to pay for maintaining Batman's sick elaborate Zorro fantasy. Every now and again one needs to die as some metaphorical reenactment of lil Bruce Wayne's figurative death on the night his parents were killed. This helps reinvigorate Batman's drive to continue waging war on crime. Sometimes he'll waver and dress up young boys in bright garish costumes, to evoke some twisted idyllic version of himself that could've been had his parents not died. And yet the Batman must exist, so such fanciful dreams must come to a violent end.

Batman is fucking insane and a POS imo

ICT / Re: Crime Cartel builder
« on: July 30, 2017, 10:17:42 PM »

?????!?  ( Usual Suspects )

Enforcer 1:

Sub-Zero ( Bloodsport you fuxcking idiot )

Enforcer 2:

Meng ( real life )

Enforcer 3:

Anton Chigurgh ( No Country for Old Men )

Real Estate:

Lex Luthor ( some faggot's movies )

Sex Trade:

Littlefinger ( Game of Thrones )

Cyber Crime:

Trannie BD Wong aka White Rose  ( Mr. Robot )


Sharkie ( Harry Pot )

Inner City Crime:

Cyrus  ( the Warriors )

Iron Pilgrim vs the World

ICT / Re: Weakest magic user that can beat Superman?
« on: July 26, 2017, 12:46:13 PM »
Just when Superman thinks he's overcome Christian Bale's character from the Prestige, his twin brother shoots him from the back. My Cocaine level him with a parting lesson on magic, jewels, and tangerines.

Enough with this drama shit

Back on topic, Planet of the Apes. Metaphors count, right?

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