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Title: Why are you at DS9?
Post by: Hulk Victorious on October 02, 2015, 04:43:43 PM
A boy materializes out of nowhere and falls hard on the floor wearing casual clothes froms evral centeturiea ago in dsp why is he there?
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Post by: Hulk Victorious on October 02, 2015, 05:22:28 PM
In the thick middle of dominionwar no one onthe station is happy about it and those who sent him there, changed into beyond whathe was have plans beyond the federationand the aplah aquadrant
wk dead
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Post by: Hulk Victorious on October 02, 2015, 05:23:14 PM
Wait is that wesker and it ends at titanwithgold hand
on t wy annihilate j creper's monster
Title: Re: Why are you at DS9?
Post by: herochat on October 02, 2015, 05:32:08 PM
Your autism is defining you
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Post by: Hamburglar on October 02, 2015, 09:12:08 PM
Aspergery as fuck
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Post by: herochat on October 02, 2015, 09:15:16 PM
I feel sorry for the popular students at whatever school this kid goes to.

Sorry boutcho bullet holes, kids
Title: Re: Why are you at DS9?
Post by: Hulk Victorious on October 06, 2015, 11:03:37 AM
I feel sorry for the popular students at whatever school this kid goes to.
Sorry boutcho bullet holes, kids
I've already apologised about the holes where the teeth were. Why the apology for non-existant injuries?
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Post by: herochat on October 06, 2015, 11:04:26 AM
Hahaha I like you now
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Post by: Hulk Victorious on March 17, 2016, 10:07:00 AM
AP you seem to think of it ws glqsphemy not to put wnyone who groove madnap  gstaoofrdouzble on w a pdeetbal avove everyone lse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpLkNro58bI
bucky kick a guy
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Post by: herochat on March 17, 2016, 07:42:36 PM
Holy shit, guy. Get it together
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Post by: JookDukem on March 17, 2016, 08:41:05 PM
This is an amazingly random slew of posts.

Truly inspiring.
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Post by: Hulk Victorious on May 02, 2017, 09:09:33 AM
""WAKE UP!! I said wake up!"" screamed his mother's voice. He grudgingly did as told, yawning and struggling to keep his eyes open. He had been up all night yesterday for the seniors' farewell party and then directly went to basketball practice instead of coming home, and expectedly was sleepy as hell. By 10 am, he had snuck in through the balcony of his room and had dozed off, hoping his parents won't know. All for nought. He looked at his alarm clock. 12 pm. "Atleast I got 2 hrs" he thought to himself, and pulled himself off his bed. Stretching himself, he let out an irritated groan when his mother started banging on the door. Ouch! He winced as he hit himself on his bruised jaw, a reminder of the day when their school bus had kissed a tree 2 weeks back. Nobody was seriously injured, but he had got slammed against the seat in front of him, and it had been pretty swollen for 3 days. He got dressed and let out a snarl as his little sister joined his mother in the door banging, screaming at the top of her voice. That brat had ratted him out! He opened the door and saw Mom still in her work clothes, his suspicions were confirmed. And leaning on the banister was his sister, with one of the biggest shit eating grins on her face. ""Just wait, I'm gonna wipe that smile off her face"" 
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Post by: Hulk Victorious on May 02, 2017, 09:45:56 AM
""Where the hell had you been?"" Mom shrilled, and to him it seemed, baring her teeth like a guard dog and her neck wrinkling like a stretched glove. Trying not to laugh, he replied nonchalantly ""You know where I was"" ""I meant where were you when you were supposed to be home"" ""I told you I would be late."" ""You didn't tell me you were not gonna come till morning"" ""I told you I had practice at 4. Did you think it was gonna end in 30 seconds?""  He could see her boiling up, but he knew that she wasn't actually mad at him, rather than her rival, no, enemy at the office, Joanne. That smug bitch always got her nerves, but she couldn't say anything since Joanne was . As the routine of venting her frustration on him and apologizing later had become a routine, he now always agitated her till she had blown her cap and cooled off, and today was no different. But today she decided to go the silly route ""Have you been drinking?"" Now, that made him angry. The only time he even touched alcohol was the two wine glasses he had last year on his 16th birthday, and that was on her insistence. He really loved his aunt/stepmom, and was very happy when she and his dad decided get married after cancer took away his mother and followed by his uncle getting caught in a crossfire during a robbery attempt at his bank. This had also cheered up his cousin, who despite being only 2 months younger than him, went into full depression along with her mother when her father died. Since then she was his baby sister, but damn did they know how to get on his nerves. So he too decided to get back in the juvenile route: ""Yep. Couldn't let you be the only drunkard in the family"" and she exploded, and before long she reached her angry gibberish mode, when nothing she said made sense. After it was over and she made her usual huff and puff exit, he turned towards his sister.
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Post by: g-train on May 04, 2017, 08:16:25 PM
This certainly interesting.

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Post by: AP on May 04, 2017, 10:30:46 PM
AP you seem to think of it ws glqsphemy not to put wnyone who groove madnap  gstaoofrdouzble on w a pdeetbal avove everyone lse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpLkNro58bI
bucky kick a guy

I love that this post was edited and it is still incomprehensible and has a broken link.

I think this is a Dadaist fic.
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Post by: Rynox on May 05, 2017, 12:27:32 AM
Holy shit, guy. Get it together

This rings as true now as it did last year.
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Post by: scourge on May 05, 2017, 10:37:06 AM
AP you seem to think of it ws glqsphemy not to put wnyone who groove madnap  gstaoofrdouzble on w a pdeetbal avove everyone lse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpLkNro58bI
bucky kick a guy

I love that this post was edited and it is still incomprehensible and has a broken link.

I think this is a Dadaist fic.

This is as far as I can translate it:

"AP, you seem to think of it as blasphemy not to put anyone who groove madnap gstaoofrdouzble on w/ a pdeetbal above everyone else."

Those four (+) crossed out words are beyond me. Groove is a real word but I very much doubt that is the one he wanted to type. I say 4+ because I imagine some of those words were meant to be two or three words. like "gstaoofrdouzble" is probably something like "gets in trouble" or "gets off double". It is a fun game to try to decipher his post. If anyone can further clarify it, we may get to the core of what he wanted to say, or we may be way off base and end up with a potato jesus of a restoration on our hands.
Title: Re: Why are you at DS9?
Post by: scourge on May 05, 2017, 10:41:04 AM
Attempt at the full thing:

"AP, you seem to think of it as blasphemy not to put anyone who gave mad nap gets in trouble on a pedestal above everyone else."

That underlined part needs help, but I feel good about the rest.
Title: Re: Why are you at DS9?
Post by: AP on May 05, 2017, 10:47:37 AM
I... I never realized this story was about me.
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Post by: scourge on May 05, 2017, 12:42:56 PM
I think only the broken link YouTube clip is about you
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Post by: JookDukem on May 05, 2017, 04:09:48 PM
Hulk Power got sent to boarding school and there's a very real possibility this is a cry for help.

The story is about him.
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Post by: scourge on May 05, 2017, 07:52:27 PM
He's come to the right place. This is a safe space.
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Post by: AP on May 05, 2017, 08:35:10 PM
I think only the broken link YouTube clip is about you

No truer metaphor has ever been made.
Title: Re: Why are you at DS9?
Post by: Hulk Victorious on May 19, 2017, 09:20:22 AM
Attempt at the full thing:

"AP, you seem to think of it as blasphemy not to put anyone who gave mad nap gets in trouble on a pedestal above everyone else."
That underlined part needs help, but I feel good about the rest.
You hit pretty close to home. The post was ""AP, you seem to think of it as blasphemy not to put anyone who gave mcu cap some kind of trouble on a pedestal above everyone else.""
I was posting in this thread and a versus thread simultaneously and mistakenly posted that here.
As for the broken link, its not my fault when youtube vids get deleted.
Title: Re: Why are you at DS9?
Post by: Hulk Victorious on May 19, 2017, 09:32:56 AM
He went towards his sister and towered over her, staring daggers at her. Not that she was phased in the least, but at his 5'7 height, she at her 5'1 was the one of the only few he could do it to. He summoned up some mock anger and growled ""So did you wake up early on Sunday to rat me out?"" ""Actually I stayed up all night"" was her nonchalant reply, chewing gum which came out of nowhere. He was torn between the intent to laugh and to get really angry. So he went for his usual response, tickling her. But she then jumped over the banister! He was terrified, but he had no need to worry. She had grabbed one of the supports of the banister and swung herself back onto it and slid down. Her gymnastics and aerobics practice was paying off.
Title: Re: Why are you at DS9?
Post by: Hulk Victorious on August 18, 2017, 01:30:34 PM
He smiled at his ever adorable baby sister. He could never hurt her, but it was fun making her scarper. Soon he was off to the mall to get something mom had forgotten to buy. Only halfway there did it occurred to him. Elena's house was on the next turn. He preferred to avoid meeting the diva who wasn't too happy with their breakup
Title: Re: Why are you at DS9?
Post by: Hulk Victorious on August 18, 2017, 01:37:13 PM
He should have never gotten hooked with her in the first place. He did know she was getting close to use him. Yet the temptation was too great. And yes, the sex was great, and social climb was a nice bonus as well. However, her obnoxiousness and selfishness was too much in the long run. And didn't she explode in the canteen when he told her they were breaking up. And she was angry at not getting to break up first. So he went into the nearby alley.
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Post by: Hulk Victorious on August 18, 2017, 01:40:53 PM
As he went forward, he noticed a bright blue light in the normally dim light alleyway. He wondered if he should go back, but the thought of facing Elena made him decide to go around it. Yet as he approached it, the light grew brighter and larger before exploding out in a large flash, leaving the alley empty And dark