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Title: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: Not BAMF on March 13, 2017, 02:18:53 PM
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2404_36-conspiracy-theories-from-dark-corners-internet/

A list of everything Letters would suggest is true.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: Letters on March 13, 2017, 03:26:54 PM
Link is removed. Only a cached copy is available.  Maybe there's more truth in there than it seems.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: Not BAMF on March 13, 2017, 04:04:12 PM
Works fine for me.
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Post by: NeoGreenLantern on March 13, 2017, 04:11:51 PM
Same here.

Most of those are pretty ridiculous but 36 wouldn't surprise me. I also wouldn't be surprised if the US did the same.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: therock on March 13, 2017, 04:17:50 PM
Same here.

Most of those are pretty ridiculous but 36 wouldn't surprise me. I also wouldn't be surprised if the US did the same.

The Stargate thing. I hope that's true
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: NeoGreenLantern on March 13, 2017, 04:23:09 PM
haha dammit I meant 34
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Post by: XerxesTWD on March 13, 2017, 04:23:15 PM
Same here.

Most of those are pretty ridiculous but 36 wouldn't surprise me. I also wouldn't be surprised if the US did the same.
Didn't work on phone.

Coincidence? Hmmmm...
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: Letters on March 13, 2017, 05:04:03 PM
I was looking on my phone too.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: HalloweenJack on March 13, 2017, 05:07:28 PM
I could buy #34
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: therock on March 13, 2017, 06:46:10 PM
haha dammit I meant 34

oh for a second, thought you went full letters

You never go full letter

yea could buy 34
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: XerxesTWD on March 13, 2017, 06:57:24 PM
I was looking on my phone too.
Works on desktop. Must be broken on mobile browser(s)?
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: AP on March 13, 2017, 07:16:16 PM
34 has been somewhat proven.

And it works on my phone.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: NeoGreenLantern on March 13, 2017, 07:19:57 PM
How so?
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Post by: 80sBaby on March 13, 2017, 08:03:17 PM
Works on my phone, too.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: Letters on March 13, 2017, 09:49:52 PM
A lot of these are true. A lot I've never heard of. Looks like some ridiculousness mixed with the truth to discredit the real stuff.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: NeoGreenLantern on March 13, 2017, 09:51:46 PM
stay woke, ponyboy
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: XerxesTWD on March 13, 2017, 11:40:35 PM
Works on my phone now as well.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: Panthergod on March 13, 2017, 11:49:30 PM
A lot of these are true. A lot I've never heard of. Looks like some ridiculousness mixed with the truth to discredit the real stuff.
That's usually how it works with appeals to ridicule, which is what the term 'conspiracy theory" was coined by the CIA for to deflect from the exposure of their murdering Kennedy.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: AP on March 14, 2017, 12:11:05 AM
How so?

Are you asking "How so?" about my phone or about USSR very likely sending a bunch of men up to their deaths and covering it up until the first guy managed to not die?  Just in case it's about the USSR thing...

There were two Italian brothers who intercepted this broadcat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sgc1I9sjfc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sgc1I9sjfc) of a female Russian astronaut who was apparently in a crashed space craft.  Apparently, there have been others.  There have been other weird stuff involved in the USSR space program (Russians citizens claiming to have seen crashes or debris, a lot of "meteors" in Russia around the time, etc..  There is no official statement from Russia for obvious reasons, but this is something a lot of people believed to be true or, as others have said here, believable.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: NeoGreenLantern on March 14, 2017, 12:53:48 AM
Yeah the USSR thing. I was wondering what the evidence was.
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Post by: AP on March 14, 2017, 01:03:47 AM
I figure if the Russians could keep the Kyshtym disaster a secret for years, then a few busted shuttles shouldn't be a problem.
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Post by: Letters on March 14, 2017, 09:55:36 AM
A lot of these are true. A lot I've never heard of. Looks like some ridiculousness mixed with the truth to discredit the real stuff.
That's usually how it works with appeals to ridicule, which is what the term 'conspiracy theory" was coined by the CIA for to deflect from the exposure of their murdering Kennedy.

Its funny how a simple article can so easily fool these poor saps.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: Bran Mak Morn on March 14, 2017, 11:06:01 AM
We're Cave Demons not saps.
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Post by: scourge on March 14, 2017, 12:01:49 PM
A lot of these are true. A lot I've never heard of. Looks like some ridiculousness mixed with the truth to discredit the real stuff.
That's usually how it works with appeals to ridicule, which is what the term 'conspiracy theory" was coined by the CIA for to deflect from the exposure of their murdering Kennedy.

Its funny how a simple article can so easily fool these poor saps.

Please elaborate. Which ones are true?

Does Finland exist? Has anyone been there?
Are all famous people trans?
Is the ice bucket challenge secretly baptizing satanists?
Flat earth?
Sadum's Stargate?
US Weather control?
Big brain monsters control the world?

Pls help

Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: therock on March 14, 2017, 01:25:14 PM
A lot of these are true. A lot I've never heard of. Looks like some ridiculousness mixed with the truth to discredit the real stuff.
That's usually how it works with appeals to ridicule, which is what the term 'conspiracy theory" was coined by the CIA for to deflect from the exposure of their murdering Kennedy.

Its funny how a simple article can so easily fool these poor saps.

Please elaborate. Which ones are true?

Does Finland exist? Has anyone been there?
Are all famous people trans?
Is the ice bucket challenge secretly baptizing satanists?
Flat earth?
Sadum's Stargate?
US Weather control?
Big brain monsters control the world?

Pls help


The brain monster and finland thing.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: scourge on March 14, 2017, 02:23:18 PM
Shitty cause I wanted to go to Finland
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: therock on March 14, 2017, 02:41:32 PM
Shitty cause I wanted to go to Finland

you could. Its on a soundstage in Burban Ca
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Post by: HalloweenJack on March 14, 2017, 05:34:48 PM
yes please, for all us sappy cave demons, save us Letters, show us the way

which is the right? which is the wrong?
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: AP on March 14, 2017, 06:07:38 PM
The whole "Finland doesn't exist " thing seems like trolling.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: HalloweenJack on March 14, 2017, 06:12:51 PM
is it? have you ever been to Finland? Do you know anyone from Finland?
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: Not BAMF on March 14, 2017, 08:01:52 PM
yes please, for all us sappy cave demons, save us Letters, show us the way

which is the right? which is the wrong?

The ones that have YouTube videos for them are obviously the real ones.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: HalloweenJack on March 14, 2017, 08:27:35 PM
well then we just proved Finland's existence due to Ludvig Borga (or is Finland like Dudleyville?)


either way, that's one down.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: Letters on March 14, 2017, 08:47:44 PM
36 There are stargates that have been found. Don't know about tge Saddam Hussein thing.

35 is legit

31 Cern really is opening portals to different dimensions.  They are trying to make (already have?) contact with anything.  There is a Shiva statue outside. And the facility is built over an ancient temple of Cernonus. 

30 is legit

29 there's a good argument for

28 the government can manipulate the weather,  idk if it was used for Katrina. 

22 is legit

19 is legit

17 is absolutely true

13 is true

12 is true

8 has absolutely been confirmed

1 is pretty undeniable when after viewing the evidence
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: AP on March 14, 2017, 11:47:02 PM
I like the alien bigfoot one.  It's sort of like conspiracy-inception.  Also, I want to see a legit argument between a bigfoot expert, an alien expert, and an expert who believes bigfoots are aliens.
Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: scourge on March 15, 2017, 09:16:18 AM
Ok so things we've learned from this article & Letters, thankfully Finland is real but:


36. Stargates are real (did Saddam have one? Kind of secondary at this point)
35. Ice bucket challenge was indeed to baptize new satanists. Raising money for charity is good but if all it takes to baptize someone is a bucket of ice water being poured over their head we can really trace this sinister path to the sports world.
31. CERN is a dif world portal maker, confirmed. And here most idiots are still trying to wrap their heads around dif dimensions but fuckers in the know know about CERN.
30. Chem trails were used to intentionally make a drout in Cali--why? Cause too much food! Why is that bad? Logic seems gone here but I'm sure it makes sense to someone.
29. There is apparently a good argument for THE BIG BRAIN MONSTERS CONTROLLING THE WORLD
28. Much like the Saddam and Stargates thing, kind of secondary if they used it for Katrina, the big reveal is that the US gov can control the weather
22. Queen Mum is old cause she eats human flesh...
19. Obama had Joan Rivers killed for outting Michelle Obama as trans. This one is kind of underwhelming after the last few. I'd still walk on hot coals for a night with Michelle Obama.
17. The Catholic Church helped along Nazism, Communism, & Islam for some reason. Ok again, this one is tame compared to some of the others. I'm ready to believe the Catholic Church is up to all kinds of shenanigans.
13. Floride is meant to make us docile? How do you explain my aunt?! No IDK don't believe it at all but it's not as whacky as some of the others. Things were so hot and heavy now we have these tame ones.
12. NASA will be projecting giant holographic holy figures into the air. Ok now we're getting a little wild, maybe?
8. Nazi's have UFO's! Bamb! We're back at it!
1. Aaaaaand Back2thefuture predicted everything. Ok fine ending.


Everyone go read a book now to counteract this madness. Letters, not any of those books.



Title: Re: Letters: The Cracked Article
Post by: Not BAMF on March 15, 2017, 09:26:40 AM
well then we just proved Finland's existence due to Ludvig Borga (or is Finland like Dudleyville?)


either way, that's one down.

Hahahahahahaha! Nice.