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The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« on: August 11, 2009, 03:56:48 pm »

What if the Celestials turned up on Real World Earth ...claiming that they created Humanity and had returned to Judge if we were worthy of continued existence.

Could we stop them?
 

All Options are on the table
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2009, 04:00:03 pm »

What if the Celestials turned up on Real World Earth ...claiming that they created Humanity and had returned to Judge if we were worthy of continued existence.

Could we stop them?
 

All Options are on the table

No, even if we tried to appeal to them that there a good things happening and good natured people, i dont think there is enough good to outway the bad through out the course of history.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2009, 04:02:39 pm »

We gas them.

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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2009, 04:06:24 pm »

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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2009, 04:07:16 pm »

we're dead many times over
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2009, 04:45:28 pm »

What if the Celestials turned up on Real World Earth ...claiming that they created Humanity and had returned to Judge if we were worthy of continued existence.

Could we stop them?
 

All Options are on the table


Chuck Norris reveals that he created them while taking a shit once and then roundhouse kicks them out of existence.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2009, 04:46:33 pm »

They turn Guy into a 2,000 FT Celestial

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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2009, 06:32:53 pm »

A carpet bombing and then a MOAB should do the trick.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2009, 06:39:11 pm »

Bio weapons.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2009, 06:40:06 pm »

Or we can just rip up the comics they're in.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2009, 06:47:21 pm »

Our civilization couldn't oppose even one single Celestial, let alone the entire 4th Host. 
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2009, 07:08:47 pm »

In an M. Night twist, turns out the Celestials can be killed by water.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2009, 07:14:39 pm »

I think Arishem would be impressed that we had advanced far enough to harness the power of the atom.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2009, 07:18:12 pm »

The Celestials were impressed that Franklin Richards could create a pocket universe with his fucking mind.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2009, 07:32:49 pm »

Actually, don't we have that machine that could end the universe, our very own Ultimate Nullifier?

There was some thread in Gen Chat awhile back featuring said machine.

We could use THAT.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2009, 07:34:05 pm »

Actually, don't we have that machine that could end the universe, our very own Ultimate Nullifier?

There was some thread in Gen Chat awhile back featuring said machine.

We could use THAT.

What crazy talk are you spouting now?
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2009, 07:39:24 pm »

Actually, don't we have that machine that could end the universe, our very own Ultimate Nullifier?

There was some thread in Gen Chat awhile back featuring said machine.

We could use THAT.

Nah, the scientists tested it out and it DIDN'T end the world. Fucking worthless scientists.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2009, 07:51:12 pm »

The Celestials were impressed that Franklin Richards could create a pocket universe with his fucking mind.

The idea of what's impressive in this reality compared to that of Marvel Comics is different though.

I don't think they'd judge us based on the same criteria.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2009, 10:05:16 am »

Would probably go somehing like this

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Scans Courtesy of Tiamut :D
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2009, 12:55:21 pm »

No way are they standing up to a sonic and gas combo.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2009, 12:58:43 pm »

No way are they standing up to a sonic and gas combo.

Yeah right...look at the scans above...which are actually sorta misleading , the last panel is missing too
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2009, 01:48:45 pm »

I'll re read the book later

I know the classic Eternals books were like 18-20 pages

Nice by Nezzar

Anyhoo, I become the new Celestial :lol:
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2009, 02:01:30 pm »

I'll re read the book later

I know the classic Eternals books were like 18-20 pages

Nice by Nezzar



Yeah especially the last part this was one of my favorite Vol- 1 issues especially  for that twist Ending :D


Colonel Volcanin  in that scan is actually Valkin Leader of the Polar Eternals (Ikaris's uncle)  Vakin was also shown under  his Colonel Volcanin identity in  Marvel Universe#6  when he helped Makkari by giving him info on Kro's whereabouts.

Valkin seemed to be the Eternals version of Odin ...they used to call in 'All Father' also which is another name for Odin.

Ya know what no writer ever followed up on ...was the fact that the Eternals had THREE Major Cities, Olympia, Polaria and Oceania...nowadays people only seem to remember Olympia.

Would've loved to know more about the Oceanian Eternals..
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2009, 11:37:53 am »


Ya know what no writer ever followed up on ...was the fact that the Eternals had THREE Major Cities, Olympia, Polaria and Oceania...nowadays people only seem to remember Olympia.

Would've loved to know more about the Oceanian Eternals..


It's too much to expect of the lazy and sloppy writers working for Joe QueNADA's Nu-Marvel to read an entire series before beginning a sequel to said series. 
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2009, 11:41:10 am »

It's too much to expect of the lazy and sloppy writers working for Joe QueNADA's Nu-Marvel to read an entire series before beginning a sequel to said series. 

 lazy,sloppy  and telentless
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2009, 12:30:34 pm »

Nah, the scientists tested it out and it DIDN'T end the world. Fucking worthless scientists.
Why the FUCK would you test a weapon like that?
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2009, 12:47:43 pm »

Why the FUCK would you test a weapon like that?

It wasn't a Weapon.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2009, 01:03:28 pm »

It wasn't a Weapon.
Ok, but still. If you have a device capable of ending all life why would you turn it on? It's like in horror movies when they try to see if they can open a portal to hell? WHY?! If it doesn't work, you're wasting your time and if it does, then you're screwed.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2009, 01:11:35 pm »

Ok, but still. If you have a device capable of ending all life why would you turn it on?

That was just one theory...by a small vocal minority



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It's like in horror movies when they try to see if they can open a portal to hell? WHY?!

Actually I think theyre trying to prove the existence of Black hOles or some crap.

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If it doesn't work, you're wasting your time and if it does, then you're screwed.

The Machine is still on now I think, and we're still here ...unless its some sort of slow delayed effect ...or  those horrific killing by those  extradimensional beings are being coverd up
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2009, 01:17:11 pm »

That was just one theory...by a small vocal minority



Actually I think theyre trying to prove the existence of Black hOles or some crap.
Gotcha. This makes more sense.

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The Machine is still on now I think, and we're still here ...unless its some sort of slow delayed effect ...or  those horrific killing by those  extradimensional beings are being coverd up
Unless we're already dead and just not aware of it.


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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2009, 01:48:24 pm »

Gotcha. This makes more sense.
Unless we're already dead and just not aware of it.




I'd really be pissed off it that turned out to be true.
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2009, 05:37:10 pm »

The entire host? We couldn't stop Godstalker
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2009, 05:38:24 pm »

We couldn't stop Bush!
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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #33 on: August 14, 2009, 07:17:01 am »

The entire host?

What? its only like 10



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Re: The Celestial 4th Host Vs Real World Earth?
« Reply #34 on: August 14, 2009, 07:44:25 pm »

I'd really be pissed off it that turned out to be true.

Is there a time in your life when you're not pissed off? It is no shocker to imagine you being dead and pissed off.
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