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« Reply #8640 on: July 11, 2008, 06:58:05 am » |
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Whatever you say, you hoser dreckwit eh.
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« Reply #8641 on: July 11, 2008, 07:00:10 am » |
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It's been busy round the Sick Nick household lately.
New doors, and the kitchen's hopefully gonna be done by the end of today. The wife even got me a new bin, about which I'm more excited than I should be.
On the minus side, went to take the rubbish out on Wednesday, only to find a small commune of maggots setting up home on top of it. That'll teach me to tie the bags properly.
Oh, and the last two Bourne movies rock. As does the final season of The Sopranos.
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« Reply #8642 on: July 11, 2008, 09:00:35 am » |
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Yet more drama on the Squidman relationship front as Wednesday saw me drink an entire bottle of neat vodka and as a result simply FORGET I was meeting my girlfriend yesterday
After an hour or two in the bad books it was off to the local Whetherspoon's for Guinness and forgiveness. Result.
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« Reply #8643 on: July 11, 2008, 09:55:48 am » |
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But seriously Bend hows the thought of time slipping away quicker and quicker every year treating you?
Eh, I'm fine with it, I'm pretty sure I'm aging at around twice the normal human rate anyway, so I've embraced my mortality. |
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« Reply #8644 on: July 15, 2008, 07:43:30 am » |
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Where is everyone?!
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« Reply #8645 on: July 15, 2008, 07:46:08 am » |
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You drove them from the thread, fucker!
Why did you have to be SO morose?!?!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?
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« Reply #8646 on: July 15, 2008, 07:59:10 am » |
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I've been busy gardening.
Vines everywhere fear my wrath!
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« Reply #8647 on: July 15, 2008, 08:05:42 am » |
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« Reply #8648 on: July 15, 2008, 08:11:13 am » |
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HOW DID YOU LEARN OF THE MAJESTY OF TITCHMARSH!?!
THE WORLDS FOREMOST GARDENER/SOFT PORN WRITTER IS NOT FOR NON BRITISH EYES!!!
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« Reply #8649 on: July 15, 2008, 08:15:32 am » |
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« Reply #8650 on: July 15, 2008, 08:18:34 am » |
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Dear Godmarsh they sold Ground force to Canada, will this blasphemy never end?
Ah well at least Gardeners world and the Chelsea flower show are still sacrosanct.
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« Reply #8651 on: July 15, 2008, 08:20:06 am » |
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We have a station called BBC Canada which has shown us on many an occasion that when the US rips off a British show, they tend to butcher it.
The Office and Coupling spring to mind.
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« Reply #8652 on: July 15, 2008, 08:24:57 am » |
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Ah the Heretical preaching’s of BBC worldwide strike again.
Watched Coupling again the other week actually. Still funny but I had forgotten that the two leads needed to work on their timing at the beginning. Always wanted to see what they'd done to it in the US to cock it up so badly.
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« Reply #8653 on: July 15, 2008, 08:30:32 am » |
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Coupling was good, but a Friends ripoff in its own right. Only the Yanks would be so stupid as to make a ripoff of a ripoff.
Jesus, can't believe Charlie Dimmock was a sex symbol a few years back. They were even releasing calendars of that moose!
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« Reply #8654 on: July 15, 2008, 08:33:55 am » |
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Coupling was good, but a Friends ripoff in its own right. Only the Yanks would be so stupid as to make a ripoff of a ripoff. Course in was a rip off but a rip off with lesbian spank infernos is ok in my book. |
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« Reply #8655 on: July 15, 2008, 08:40:49 am » |
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Coupling was good, but a Friends ripoff in its own right. Only the Yanks would be so stupid as to make a ripoff of a ripoff.
Jesus, can't believe Charlie Dimmock was a sex symbol a few years back. They were even releasing calendars of that moose!
All she had going for her were her tits. Didn't a relative of her's die in the huge tidal wave in asia? |
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« Reply #8656 on: July 15, 2008, 08:43:22 am » |
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No idea.
That's not going to make me fancy the ginger munta though.
I'm sure she's a lovely woman and that, but god almighty, the press shoved her down our throats a few years back, just because she routinely forgot her bra.
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« Reply #8657 on: July 15, 2008, 08:49:45 am » |
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I always wondered if you blokes found her hot or not.
She was sure pushed to the forefront in Ground Force.
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« Reply #8658 on: July 15, 2008, 09:32:06 am » |
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I always wondered if you blokes found her hot or not.
You may award yourself 20 lashes for even asking that question. |
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« Reply #8659 on: July 15, 2008, 09:35:27 am » |
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THANK YOU!
I needed an excuse to indulge my masochistic whims!
Mind.... my recent support of KK's banning seems to show I've been indulging them for weeks!
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« Reply #8660 on: July 15, 2008, 09:39:26 am » |
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So where's that Dutch fella then?
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« Reply #8661 on: July 15, 2008, 09:42:45 am » |
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Clogged if I know.
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« Reply #8662 on: July 15, 2008, 09:45:59 am » |
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Clogged again, eh?
You should eat more roughage. Get some All Bran down ya.
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« Reply #8663 on: July 15, 2008, 09:50:48 am » |
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I been eating Chili, blueberry pie, corn on the cob, and salad.
What more ya wants?!?!?
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« Reply #8664 on: July 15, 2008, 09:53:06 am » |
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The moon on a stick.
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« Reply #8665 on: July 15, 2008, 09:57:14 am » |
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Moon? What about Uranus on a stick instead?
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« Reply #8666 on: July 15, 2008, 10:11:03 am » |
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So where's that Dutch fella then?
Think he said he broke his computer a few pages back. Either that or he's just sick of us. |
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« Reply #8667 on: July 16, 2008, 02:55:22 am » |
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I shall plump for option 2.
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« Reply #8668 on: July 16, 2008, 03:38:07 am » |
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Then he must be found and punished.
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« Reply #8669 on: July 16, 2008, 04:02:33 am » |
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Hopefully he's checking his emails at the internet caff, otherwise I'll have to give him a ring, and anything's better than that.
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« Reply #8670 on: July 16, 2008, 04:03:18 am » |
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With all the 'sh's going on, a conversation with Dutchy is like a trip to the fucking library with a ghetto blaster.
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« Reply #8671 on: July 16, 2008, 06:37:25 am » |
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They were even releasing calendars of that moose!
That explains why Canada bought Ground Force then We have a station called BBC Canada which has shown us on many an occasion that when the US rips off a British show, they tend to butcher it.
The Office and Coupling spring to mind.
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« Reply #8672 on: July 16, 2008, 06:42:34 am » |
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They're practically two different shows, although Merchant and Gervais love the American version, and have directed it at least once.
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« Reply #8673 on: July 16, 2008, 09:38:04 am » |
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That's funny, there was some speech Gervis gave at some awards ceremony which ended "in just a minute Steve Corell will come out and do this exact same bit half as well and get paid twice as much"
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« Reply #8674 on: July 16, 2008, 09:39:42 am » |
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He was ribbing Carrell, Gervais LOVES the show.
That's just the way of Gervais.
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« Reply #8675 on: July 16, 2008, 09:39:59 am » |
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« Reply #8676 on: July 16, 2008, 09:40:38 am » |
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But of course.
I know I beat Lego Star Wars 2 in about a week, they're just such fun.
Any crossovers between the games?
Now that I'm further into the game, thought I'd do an update. There are 5 Star Wars characters hidden in the game. I've found 4 of 'em. |
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« Reply #8677 on: July 16, 2008, 10:31:47 am » |
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I miss lego Starwars.
Not enough to buy it again for the Wii but I still miss it.
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« Reply #8678 on: July 22, 2008, 04:12:49 am » |
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« Reply #8679 on: July 22, 2008, 04:18:03 am » |
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In other news I am fucking sick of Heath Ledger
Me and Oats discussed it the other night and we are in agreement that its ridiculous how much people are splooging all over him and saying how he carried the movie
My main point is that there's a Heath Ledger season on FlmFour over here now (well its technically a Bale and Ledger season but even so) which is the second season of movies dedicated to Heath Ledger since he died
Before he died he didn't warrant a season to himself and people certainly never gave a crap about "Candy". So how does his dying improve the quality of his previous theatrical performances? Its reatarded
All that said I watched Lords Of Dogtown last night, which it transpires Ledger was in, and his performance was fucking glorious
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