Official thread of the Britpack

[AverageSquid]

He's a pretty fun guy, actually

[Oh so very much Dutch]

Brave? No.

Mad? Yes. Hence my choice.

I thought it Professor X.
Who's Dr. Mindbender.

[Oh so very much Dutch]

Also in a direct taste comparison I can tell very little difference between seize soixante quatre and your average Stella.

I can but Stella's usually several pennies more dear.
Not willing to dish out an additional 20, 10 for a different flavour but same quality beer, if after 14 pints I'll be able to afford a new one.
..
Erm.

[Mightily Oats]

I still don't know who to pick.

Black sheep over here.

[Siythe]

I can but Stella's usually several pennies more dear.
Not willing to dish out an additional 20, 10 for a different flavour but same quality beer, if after 14 pints I'll be able to afford a new one.
..
Erm.

I see where you're going wrong here. It’s been scientifically proven that after 10 pints no one can tell the difference in taste between any larger.

At that point in the evening the key is to stay alert enough to remember whatever the hell is cheapest.

[Johnny Switchblade: Adventure Punk]

Who's Dr. Mindbender.

Surely you jest, Shirley.

[Siythe]

Surely you jest, Shirley.

Not necessarily. Even I was guessing when i suggested if was he.

We didnt get the action force cartoon so much over here in blighty, god only knows what they were forced to put up with in Das Netherlands.

[Siythe]

In other news I'm wondering if Fuckwitery should be spelt with one T or two.

I'd hate to make up a word and spell it wrong.

[Siythe]

I still don't know who to pick.

Black sheep over here.

You're going to pick a version of Magneto.

We all know you're going to pick a version of Magneto.

You know you're going to pick a version of Magneto.

So pick a version of Magneto and it get it the fuck over with already.

[Siythe]

May have to make a rule about not posting after a certain number of units or time in the evening.

No good ever comes of it.

[Siythe]

But hey Spurs trashed Everton, which was nice.

[Siythe]

Still feel weird typing football type stuff here.

[Johnny Switchblade: Adventure Punk]

Not necessarily. Even I was guessing when i suggested if was he.

We didnt get the action force cartoon so much over here in blighty, god only knows what they were forced to put up with in Das Netherlands.

I wasn't taking into consideration that the rest of the world might not be as interested in the adventures of a colorful super-commando squad with a thinly veiled message of American supremacy and Reagan-esque politics (peace through superior firepower, etc) as I was as a child. That's my fault. In my defense, one of my top 15 favorite Joes was the British character Big Ben. He began my fascination with the Special Air Service.

From the 30 or so issues of Action Force I own, I have to admit that it was a horrible substitute for the Joes. Dutch probably had to endure anthropomorphic ostriches dressed in military fatigues, dancing gaily and singing "Welterusten Meneer de President" and shooting laser rifles at evil trees.

[Johnny Switchblade: Adventure Punk]

On second thought, the Dutch version of G.I Joe sounds pretty incredible

[Siythe]

I would indeed buy that for a dollar.

If I had a dollar, which I don’t.

So about 75 pence in real money.

Even that seems pretty expensive for something from das Netherland that you cant smoke.

Maybe I'd rent it for 75 pence then.

But then I’d just have to take it back to the shop.

And the journey to Amsterdam is a pain in the arse whatever way you look at it.

I mean god forbid someone finally sorts out a version of netflix over here.

Closest we get is DVD's through the fucking post.

Might as well be living in the Dark Ages.

Or Australia.

But without Michael Atkinson so it could be worse, apparently.

Always look on the bright side that what I say.

But then I realise that if I cant get it though the post it'll have to be from i-tunes.

Which is the single most offensive bit of software ever written.

So it cant ever be that much worse even with a mentalist banning games.

Whatever way you look at it the Dutch hippy gay porn version of Action force probably isn’t worth it.

Well maybe for 50 pence.

But that’s my limit.

Unless its really good porn.

[Mightily Oats]

You're going to pick a version of Magneto.

We all know you're going to pick a version of Magneto.

You know you're going to pick a version of Magneto.

So pick a version of Magneto and it get it the fuck over with already.

But do I use fighting the Inhumans Magneto, or yellow spandex with a jetpack in the Savage Land Magneto?

[Siythe]

MAGNETO WAS USING LASER PISTOLS!

I think you've answered your own question there.

[Mightily Oats]

While in search for pictures of Magneto flying through the air with a jetpack, firing his laser pistols at Jean Grey, I somehow came across that pic in my sig and so chose Doom.

Also, my avy is pretty great.

"As only HE can."

[Siythe]

Reverse psychology triumphs again!



























Or does it?

[Sick Nick]

Purple trousers would be mad enough for most people but Mindbender just has to push it with the bare chest just because he's been down the kobra kai Gym. But in his arrogance he's forgotten that a bare chested mad scientist is no use to anyone. What happens to him in the inevitable accident with volitile chemicals nick, what happens then?

THE MONOCLE, IT DOES NOTHING!

He polishes his head daily so that the glare would deflect any ill effects from hazardous substances.

[Sick Nick]

I wasn't taking into consideration that the rest of the world might not be as interested in the adventures of a colorful super-commando squad with a thinly veiled message of American supremacy and Reagan-esque politics (peace through superior firepower, etc) as I was as a child. That's my fault. In my defense, one of my top 15 favorite Joes was the British character Big Ben. He began my fascination with the Special Air Service.

From the 30 or so issues of Action Force I own, I have to admit that it was a horrible substitute for the Joes. Dutch probably had to endure anthropomorphic ostriches dressed in military fatigues, dancing gaily and singing "Welterusten Meneer de President" and shooting laser rifles at evil trees.

When they released the new line of figures in the late 80s under the 'Action Force' name, they changed all the bios so that the characters were European - therefore Flint was English, Footloose was Scottish, Barbecue was Italian, Alpine was French etc.

Took me years before I found out that they were all supposed to be American.

[Sick Nick]

Not necessarily. Even I was guessing when i suggested if was he.

We didnt get the action force cartoon so much over here in blighty, god only knows what they were forced to put up with in Das Netherlands.

The Smurfs.

[Oh so very much Dutch]

Surely you jest, Shirley.

No.

Not necessarily. Even I was guessing when i suggested if was he.

We didnt get the action force cartoon so much over here in blighty, god only knows what they were forced to put up with in Das Netherlands.

Never heard of Action Force.

I wasn't taking into consideration that the rest of the world might not be as interested in the adventures of a colorful super-commando squad with a thinly veiled message of American supremacy and Reagan-esque politics (peace through superior firepower, etc) as I was as a child. That's my fault. In my defense, one of my top 15 favorite Joes was the British character Big Ben. He began my fascination with the Special Air Service.

From the 30 or so issues of Action Force I own, I have to admit that it was a horrible substitute for the Joes. Dutch probably had to endure anthropomorphic ostriches dressed in military fatigues, dancing gaily and singing "Welterusten Meneer de President" and shooting laser rifles at evil trees.

Dude, too close to home.

While in search for pictures of Magneto flying through the air with a jetpack, firing his laser pistols at Jean Grey, I somehow came across that pic in my sig and so chose Doom.

Also, my avy is pretty great.

"As only HE can."

I knew you would.

So anyway, who's Dr. Mindbender now.

[Oh so very much Dutch]

Still looks like Dr. X

[AverageSquid]

5 YEARS OF THE BRITPACK ladies and gents. Who'd have believed it?

[Oh so very much Dutch]

DOCTOR X.

[The 8th Evil Ex]

Yo is Strata by Terry Pratchett worth a read?

[Oh so very much Dutch]

God I hate it when frustration of certain things in my life reach such levels I can only vent it by physical violence.
I am not an agressive man.
Impulsive, short fuse, yes.

But agression..? I don't like hurting people or things.

But sometimes, yeah.
I have to break shit.
Tomorrow, I'll have to.

[Mightily Oats]

Just make sure it's her teeth.

[Oh so very much Dutch]

Haha.
The source is a her, you know that,
but the target isn't going to be.

[The Notorious WDM]

Don't let Slayven get you so upset that you have to hurt some dude.

[The 8th Evil Ex]

Haha.
The source is a her, you know that,
but the target isn't going to be.

Punch Nerco, he is use to it.

[Oh so very much Dutch]

Punch Nerco, he is use to it.

Dooooo you know how many basements Germany has.

[The 8th Evil Ex]

Dooooo you know how many basements Germany has.

About as many as Austrians do?

[Oh so very much Dutch]

Barump tish.

[The 8th Evil Ex]

Bet you UKers are glad y'all didn't sellout for the euro.

[Oh so very much Dutch]

Pf.
Britain's island culture with it's isolated pound isn't going to last.
IN TWENTY YEARS, I, THE DUTCHMAN SHALL LAUGH.

[The 8th Evil Ex]

Pf.
Britain's island culture with it's isolated pound isn't going to last.
IN TWENTY YEARS, I, THE DUTCHMAN SHALL LAUGH.

From your throne of tulips and rat skulls

[Oh so very much Dutch]

Free whiskey.
3 bottles of 2L coke for 3 quid.
...Good night!

[Bender]

I don't know if it's been decided but oats totally should be yellow spandex magneto.

Anyone called Dr Wiley yet? If not I do.