The ICT Dictionary--Revisited.

[Pie]

Pie really likes this document, as it brings to the fore much of the glory of ICT. However, it needs to be updated and items need to be added to it. Dutch has given Pie one of the last remaining copies, and Pie will bring it to you for said updating.

Just post in this thread anything about the dictionary, and if you have a new or updated definition, Pie will go in and edit it in the original post so it can be saved for future generations.



Air: A form of substance which is not matter. Though oficially recognized as matter by most, some (read: one) has never conceded air was actually matter. [Air is not matter[/i].]

Average John: Who? [Seriously. Who's Average John?]

Asymptote: The limitation of limitless power. Hey, fair's fair. The Allfather is omnipotent, but has a power limit. Obviously. Infinite might within a finite boundrary. [Even Sentry must have an asymptote, right? Of course he has, Hulk kicked his ass! Asymptotous!]

Badass: See Kalibak.

Beast - depiction of a character that is suddenly and unexpectedly operating well beyond their expected parameters. [Holy crap, since Annihilation started, Super-Skrull's become a Beast!

Bitchmade Hateration: Hateration made by bitches. This is often created by people dressing up in red hooded suits, holding bats, forcing them in red circles and drawing a red line over them. It's rumoured that all hateration of the universe spawns from the legendary Bitches of Asmodeus, but none of us have actually spoken with Asmodeus, now have we? We could ask like, Captain Marvel, if he were real. But he's not. So. Eh. [Black Adam can't defeat Wonder Woman? Sounds like some Bitchmade Hateration to me, BROTHER.]

Britpack: A non-existant grouping, consisting out of a few Brits, and a bucketload of "honorary" members. Doesn't actually involve matters such as scones, lager, bells called Big Ben, or afternoon teas, but more nonsense than anything else. [Sick Nick basically let's everybody into the Britpack nowadays.]

Bullshits: See Crutch.

Bungle, Mr.: Hand of God. Everything Bungle proclaimed, came to be. Some claim he's now hidden himself as a moderator, but this rumour would be nonsense. Why as a moderator when you could make yourself own the board? Sheesh. [You know who else stopped the moon? Bungle did, bitch!]

C-3PO: See G-Canon C-3PO.

Canon-tree: Alternative: Canontree, canon tree. The ranking of importance of Star Wars canon. See also, Star Wars canon.

CBR: Another forum of comicbook battles. Some people here don't like them. Some people there don't like us. It's a cosmic balance kind of thing. [I visited CBR and survived the first night! W00T!]

CBR Rules: Characters are blood-lusted and battle at their utmost ability, often taking the highest displayed levels as the proper depiction.  (Some characters-- Spider-Man, in particular-- are not debated at their highest displayed level.)

Class 100 Aquaman: A joke of reality, somebody once claimed that Aquaman was a solid class 100. Not unnoticed by some other die-hard Aquaman fans, which until that point were thought of as a myth, whom were wondering just what that person was smoking. In the end, Class 100 Aquaman's existance was even harder to find than Class 100 Colossus. [Class 100 Aquaman? Don't tell me he's gotten a powerup since I last read him, 39 years ago!! - Slither]

Class 100 Colossus: The bigfoot of the superhero community. Rumored to be around since the dawn of comicdom, this title is not attached through feats, but hope. Last rumored road loading Busch Light with Class 100 Aquaman, G-Canon C3PO, Slither's compassion, Mightily Oat's popularity, and Average John's Greco-Roman greased-ass virginity. [Gladiator is still looking for Class 100 Colossus in Jonathanos' signature!]

Coffee table: A piece of furniture kept in underwater bases. For some reason it's also the kryptonite-esque weakness of Apocalypse, as it was dodged actively, and it dulled his common senses. It is generally accepted Apocalypse thusly fears coffee tables. [The coffee table was flung by Namor, and hit the window. Apocalypse asked "What are you trying to do, sink us al.. oh. Wait. You are."]

Covering your ass: You're a big fat lying fatty fuck. You fucking liar. You really think people would stand for your shit for as long as they have!? You fucking liar! Honestly. You haven't seen it! You haven't even fucking seen it! Last time you saw it it was probably on VHS! Lying, lying son of a lying liar! Jim Carrey was less of a liar in one of his characters, and he starred in the movie Liar Liar! You bloody fucking arsin' liar! FUCKING HELl. [He's not lying. He's covering his ass.]

Crutch- Any weapon or ability upon which a character depends heavily for effectiveness and suffers greatly when deprived of.  Examples include Mjolnir for Thor, increasing anger for Hulk, Average John's love for Hercules, etc.* [Some wise man once said.. A crutch .. is like bullshits.]

Darkseid avatars: Every single Darkseid appearance was a Darkseid avatar, seeing as Darkseid has never appeared in an actual comicbook yet. [What about Darkseid avatars?]

Death Star: Unassailable fortress of goditude only capable of destruction by those SHADOWCAT {see: Living Tribunal} level or higher. [The Empire's most potent weapon is the Death Star, but the ability to destroy a planet compares into nothingness compared to the power of the Force.]

DevilHulk: A silly Italian lad who thinks Hulk is superior to almost everyone including Thanos, and then calls Drax a worthy opponent despite Drax being nothing of importance to current Thanos, but hey, let's not get semantics in our way. Often proclaims Hulk Haters fear [random object]. Also involves slugfest, and bullshits. [Italian poster!? You're talking 'bout DevilHulk, baby!]

Doombot: According to some on other boards, every time Doom loses it's a Doombot. On SHC however, it's commonly accepted that Doombots inheritedly suck, because Doom himself has a nasty tendency to suck. [The plastic humanoids of the Leader are superior to any Doombot. No shit?]

Dutch: Morally bankrupt and underdeveloped society of planet Earth. Dutch people tend to have no potential whatsoever, and try to rile up as much nonsense as possible. [Windmills are so Dutch.]

Egg: A common food source, the egg is usually obtained from chickens. It tastes good when fried, boiled, scrambled or poached. It's also a required ingredient for a lot of differing dishes ranging from meringues, to meatballs (with breadflour). [Protein? You can easily obtain protein from consuming an egg or two!]

Eyeknobs: Big burly things above a person's eyes. Are very handy when indicating a state of mind. [Darkseid's eyeknobs were slanted.]

Flavour of the month: Whatever Average John decides to relentlessly talk about for that current timeperiod. Month is not a reference to actual timeperiod. [Puma/Hercules/Molten Man/My left testicle/Napoleon's cybernetic eyelid is the flavour of the month.]

Free KK!: A trend concerning the fact people felt that the poster Kameha King, also known as Double K, or in slang "KK" was unjustly banned. A large number of more important posters than the rest took on the avatar tag (or, in some cases, a signature tag) of "Free KK!", though this didn't do anything and "KK" was freed because of his own accord and the help of several other people, Free KK! was considered fairly important. [Clark Kent wished people would just stop having those awful Free KK! avatars because he didn't care ANYWAY.]

Friction: The rubbing of one object or surface against another. Might even include matter. But not when involving any object and air of course. Because air isn't matter! (See also, air) [There is no friction between matter and air!]

G-Canon C-3PO: A godlike entity masquerading as a mere protocol droid in the service of the rebellion against the Galactic Empire in Star Wars.  C-3PO exhibits cosmic awareness on a multiversal level, shape-shifting, superspeed, teleportation, transmutation, invisibility, telekinesis, telepathic manipulation, time control, weather control, and possibly many other as yet uncatalogued abilities. [The existence of G-Canon C-3PO is still being denied by SD.net.]

Gender traitor: Often a referance to Greg Rucka, and his preference to write women superior to men. ... Wait. Often? All the time a referance to Greg Rucka and his preferance to write women superior to men. After all, Elektra > Wolverine, Wonder Woman > Superman, Ra's unknown daughter > Ra's Aghul. Seriously, when will he stop!? [People think KASE is a Gender traitor. They don't know the truth though.]

German: A foul smelling language, and the distinction of a subclass of human species. Caused a lot of wars, so it seems. [Necronomicon is not only silly, but also a big fat German bastard. I don't like him.]

Glovebox: 1. To glovebox, past tense, gloveboxed. The act of squeezing an enemy into a small compartment belonging to your car. [In my opinion, Superman should glovebox Iron Man.]

Hal Jordan Syndrome -- The inexplicable urge to sucker punch everyone and everything one comes across. [Hal Jordan has a classic case of Hal Jordan Syndrome. Makes sense, doesn't it?]

Hatred: Non-corporal entity, alter-ego to a certain person. Whenever the bowels of hatred are ired, the GAHs and BAHs fly about freely. It's best left undiscussed. [Gaara of the Sand is an avatar of hatred.]

HDV Wolverine: See Hot Dog Vendor Wolverine.

He who shall not be named: Some poor lad who's mother declared he should never be named, and promptly named him this. Loves Darkeid. [Imperial made another post about He who shall not be named. It's like he's in love.]

Hercules: Thor's cheerleader. [They decided to add more redundant Avengers for Thor because Hercules is on the roster now as well.]

Hot Dog Vendor Wolverine: One of ICT's Forces Of Nature, Hot Dog Vendor Wolverine lures in his opponents by disguising himself as a common hot dog vendor and then... SNIKT-- it's all over.  Also referred to as HDV Wolverine. [What about if it's Hot Dog Vendor Wolverine? He would beat even Superman.]

Hulk: A Marvel character. Has, apparently, a very strong penis. [Hulk's strongest penis there is.]

IamtheRock3: Can't help being what he is. Please forgive him. It's a mental illness. [Spelling worthy of IamtheRock3. ... What do you mean I can't make fun of him because he's dyslexic? What are you, racist?]

ICT: Abrevation for "It's clobberin' time!" even though the Thing is not the board's mascot, or even fairly respected, this acronym has been adopted as SHC's battleboard name, and 'lo, it shall never be changed. [I can't believe Peter is posting at ICT! Yay! Red pandas at ICT too!]

I can't see the text: A massive devestating argument, which undid the entire shown scene, merely for the fact that if the text is unreadable, then it means it had some hidden meaning contradicting the entire scene. Many a man had his bones shattered virtually by somebody who couldn't read the text, and to this day anybody who posts a scans on the roaming grounds of SHC and / or ICT, fears that some day, one day, one fateful day. Someone won't be able to read the text. ; An evolution from this argument was created by people who hadn't experienced first hand, thinking they could be witty. The first person would write something, and another would come by, quote him, remove all the text from the quote box, and then proclaim "I can't see the text!" usually with some added smiley faces. However, some people suffering from PND (Post-Nerving Depression) would sometimes lash out in rage. This caused the great board friction of '03, when the board went from Superherochat.com to Superherochat.net and even a temporarily backupboard on EZboard was setup and promptly called "SHC2" by Clark Kent, the board Administrator. Martial law has been declared on users of this gag.  [Oh d-d-dear! I can't see the text! Obviously Odin didn't do that on his own! He must've had a spaceship!]

Jobberaura: A magical aura somebody posesses which allows him to easily be superior to anybody around him / her. Though, despite having this, people also claim that other people could easily beat the posessor of the aura. It doesn't make much sense, does it. [Wolverine is the avatar of the Jobberaura. Nobody likes Wolverine. Except Kirezemog. Where is he anyway?]

John Matrix: A godly commando. Nobody can oppose John Matrix, for his will, is God's will. [Arnold Swarchzenegger WAS John Matrix.]

Jungle, the:   Pronunciation Key  (jnggl)
n.

   1. Land densely overgrown with tropical vegetation.
   2. A dense thicket or growth.
   3. A dense, confused mass; a jumble.
   4. Something made up of many confused elements; a bewildering complex or maze: sorting through the jungle of regulations.
   5. A place or milieu characterized by intense, often ruthless competition or struggle for survival: the corporate jungle.
   6. Slang. A place where hoboes camp.
   7. The place where Wolverine would totally own Thor.
[Orion Vs. Wolverine, Fight takes place.. In da Jungle. ORION IS OWNEd!]

Kalibak: Badass. [Kalibak is a badass. He overpowered Captain Marvel.]

Kameha King: Not nearly farly comparable to a shit. [That tuna smell? That's Kameha King.]

Kitten belt, Master's: An amazing weapon, crafted from several kittens into the rough shape of a belt, seeing as the animals are still alive. The Kitten belt was first administered against the might of Namor, the Sub-Mariner. Though, it would seem the word might is completely not applicable, unless you're referring to the Kitten belt's might. It totally wrecked Namor, and left everybody else in such awe, that we decided to never use it for evil purposes again. The adjective "Master" is sometimes added for respect of it's creator, SHC poster Master. [Exodus12: And Namor lay convulsing on the ground, in constant writhing pain. For he had just been the target of Master's Kitten belt, a malicious masterpiece of melancholy, a devious depiction of disastrous despection of mankind's most pure form of evil. Bretheren, we must seal this inherit evil, for we are the creators of it. From this day forward, spread the word of Master's Kitten belt a belt made out of fluffy animals so cute, but yet so dangerous, and portray it as horrible as possible, so that no man will ever have the courage to attempt to use it.. Evermore!]

Left over hand energies: A trail of energy leaking from hands as Superman brakes a superspeed attack. [Even Darkseid saw left over hand energies.]

[Pie]

Magic: Always accompanied by asterisks (*). Meaning: Thor wins. [Thor wins, because of *magic*.]

Magnetophiles: The collective name for all Magneto fanboys. Current listing of group size: 1. [Testically Loads is the only Magnetophile on this board.]

Matter: Includes a lot of things in the universe. Except air. For a magical reason.[Air is not matter.]

Mental blocks:1. An inability, physical or mental, caused by emotional tension. 2. An excuse some Superman fans cling to in order to rationalize away Superman's defeats. [Superman dropped his mental blocks again. He beat Darkseid. Again.]

Mightily Oats: See Average John.

Misremembered: The explenation that the reason why you were wrong is not because you were lying, but because of the information you were using was flawed. Varieties exist: (I was) Misinformed, (I have) Misremembered, (I have) Misinterpreted (What that person said.). Though a valid excuse, when spread thin, people will start doubting your words. Especially with a 166 IQ level one should be able to remember something which happened less than two weeks ago. (See also, covering your ass) [Yub-Yubians have superstrength! They were carrying a plane in that movie! ..... Oh wait. There wasn't a plane in the movie. I misremembered! Honestly!]

Mom: Your mother. Strider119 probably fucked her. [Strider119 even used chains when he was fucking your mom.]

Mr. T: One of ICT's Forces Of Nature, Mr. T defeats his opponents by throwing them hella far. [Mr. T pities da foo'.]

Mythos: A quality only certain heroes possess. Mythos can instill a lot of hatred (see hatred) in some, and is the basis of an argument for others. We're still not clear with how mythos is supposed to function. [Spider-Man has a mythos?]

Nod: A slight tribute to another person being the origin of an idea. Often instills fits of rage when proper nods are given, despite them not being important for fuck all. But hey. 2 seconds of glory for somebody is worth cussing for, right? [Where's my MOTHERFUCKING nod!?]

Oh, d-d-dear!: See also, Piglet speak.

Odin: A Marvel universe character which surrounds itself with a lot of bullshits. (See also, Bullshits). Because of this, Odin wins a lot of fights he's not supposed to win. Because he uses bullshits. He would've lost against Ulik. If it weren't for bullshits. He would've lost to Thor. If it weren't for bullshits. He would've lost to Thanos, if he wasn't using bullshits, but then again, Thanos uses a lot more bullshits than Odin. [Odin without bullshits is Odin -- A yet to be deciphered sentence from ancient Asgardian lore.]

Omnipotence: Overrated. [Graphf thought Omnipotence was overrated when debating Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet against SSJ Goku and SSJ Gohan.]

On vacation: See Vegeta1.

Onslaught Hulk: The Hulk who "beat" Onslaught. A board controversy. Best left undiscussed. [Nobody can beat Onslaught Hulk - Kurse will beat Onslaught Hulk with his raw power!, no he won't, yes he will, *11 page debate*]

Optimus Prime with the Touch: 1. He had the touch, he had the power. After all was said and done. He had never walked, he had never run, hee was a winner. He had the moves, he knew the streets, broke the rules, took the heat, he was nobody's fool. He was at his best when the going got rough, he was put to the test but it was never enough. He had the touch, he had the motion. He knew that when things got too tough he had the touch. He never bent, he never broke, he seemed to know just what it took. He was a fighter. It was in the blood, it was in the will, it was in the mighty hands of steel. When he was standing his ground. And he never got hit when his back was to the wall, was going to fight to the end and taking it all. He had the touch. He had the power. When all hell was breaking loose he was riding the eye of the storm. He had the heart, he had the motion. He knew that when things got too tough, he had the touch. He was fighting fire with fire, he knew he had the touch. He was at his best when the road got rough, he was put to the test but it was never enough. He had the touch, he had the power. He had the touch, he had the power. ; An invincible fighting machine version of Optimus Prime. [Nothing has ever beaten Optimus Prime with the touch! Not even Superman!]

Pele X: The version of Charles Xavier who, for some reason because his powers are psychically based, can outrun professional marathon runners and claimed he would never participate ever again for the sole reason it's too easy, being a mutant. None of us ever got why. [Magneto versus Charles Xavier in a 100 yard dash! Oh no! I forgot the power of Pele X! Egad!]

Penis: See Hulk.

Pie: A mysterious cosmic entity which speaks in riddles and chocolate paste. Also talks in third person. [For Piesperity. -- Pie]

Piglet speech: Used by another reknowned poster from the past. "Oh d-d-dear!" [Why the FUCK are you using Piglet speech, n***a?]

Preptime: A magical quality which tends to make certain characters invincible. [I told you, he wins because of preptime. What do you mean, it's a random encounter? He wouldn't be in a random encounter unless he wanted to be in one. Seriously, idiot. :headshake]

Punisher Prime : Also known as Ennis' Punisher. Ability to punk Super heroes just by badassedness. People's IQ drop around you like flies on a windscreen. [Confederacy of Dunces is a classic example of Punisher Prime.]

Quarter: Local Apokaliptian currency. [Quarter, Superman. Quarter. I have two sons and one of them is dead and I cannot feed the other for I am blind.]

Racism:  Even in debating the merits of ionic, green, alien, or animal people, this claim is the last bastion of hope for a broken argument. Also, note that black people cannot be racist. [That's racist. - Jellyrobes' avatar]

Red pands: Evolutionary the best animals in the world! Sooooooooo cute! [Red pandas are made of fur and love!]

Respect threads: Originally started by Respect thread Robert, who realized he had his real name out in the open, dubbed himself Thorion, the local board member. While living with Jethro, Thorion came upon a burning bush on top of a hill. Thorion approached the bush, and discovered that the bush is burning, yet flames do not consume it. God's spirit, in the bush, declared "I am your father's God, the God of Alexander, the God of that guy over there, and the God of yo momma." God commanded Thorion to go online and create a thread so that people would consider Black Panther capable of doing more than fight Blue Beetle, and the thread was considered holy.
Often persiflaged with other characters, never truly having had the same effect. A thread containing scans showing how capable a certain character is is also known a respect thread. [Black Panther still has the largest and most intensive respect thread. Even though Thorion never posted those Jungle comics scans Dutchman once PM'd him.]

Running off of the boards FOREVER!: Past tense: I ran [subject] off of the boards FOREVER! Though sometimes forever is not capitalized, most of the time it is. Nobody knows when this actual trend started, though some claim it started with Vegeta1. It's often proclaimed when a poster hasn't been attending often, or when he / she / it leaves out of his / it's / her own accord. An attempt at trying to be witty, an older poster (or a newer one trying to fit in) will proclaim being the reason why the poster left, because he / she /it was ran off of the boards by the joker. [I ran Dutchman off of the boards.. FOREVER! -- Strider119]
Search for Class 100 Colossus, the: [See also, Class 100 Colossus]

SHSD: Superhero Showdown. Really old people on SHC remember SHSD and like to reminiscence. [And 'lo, on the eight day, God created SHSD.]

Shit, the: The Hulk. [Jonathanos loves the shit.]

Skyfather level: A level of power which is dictated by Odin. Despite there being countless of Skyfathers. And Odin being inconsistent. And people hating Darkseid. [Sundipped Superman is Skyfather level. ... What Skyfather level is? Eh. ... Wonder Woman?]

Slither: The second oldest being in creation. Father of Abraham (the really old Biblical dude.), and the creator of hatred. See also: Hatred. [Look! Slither posted 29 more Vs. threads!]

Slugfest: Two characters utterly beating the shit out of each other. [Hulk haters can't get past a slugfest.]

'Son'ing: Captain America's ability to not only defeat, but completely demolish, much stronger foes. [Heat vision might be powerful, but I don't lose to Frenchies with underwear on the outside, son." {insert SMACKAPOW noise and victory here}]

Soulvision: Superman's AMAZING ability to see a non-corpereal part of the human physique with his handy-dandy fucking eyes. With this he can see whether a person is evil or good. Everybody else thinks it's shit as well. [WHAT. SUPERMAN HAS SOULVISION NOW!? -- Slither]

Spider-Man's pimphand: An irresistible force which makes him temporarily far superior to other characters. Note: While usually this force is only extremely effective against the opposite gender, effeminate males are also subjected to Spider-Man's pimphand. [Spider-Man gave his patented Spider-Man's pimphand against Invisible Woman, Moonstone, and left She-Hulk with a Ron Jeremy mouth!]

Starlin Thanos: INVINCIBLE. [STARLIN THANOS IS INVINCIBLE.]

Star Wars canon: A large listing of canon importance of Star Wars, of George Lucas fame. While though some sites cling to it as gospel, SHC treats it with a bit of indifference often invoking the iring of die-hard Star Wars fans. [BlackOmega and DEATH prefer using official Lee Star Wars canon.]

Strider119 poster of the month award: An award, initially handed out by the poster Strider119, briefly turned into a poll of popularity, and then handled by the poster Sick Nick, in order to give a random poster a brief shine in the spotlight. It won't be long until the inanimate carbon rod receives the award, seeing as it never gets dealt out more than twice, in exception of Kameha King, who preceeded this rule. [Mightily Oats will never win the Strider119 poster of the month award because of Strider119's bitterness towards his mom.]

Sundipped Superman: A version of Superman which appeared a whole once in comics, but didn't stop him from appearing in threads for years to come. Despite a few panels' of appearance, people have managed to dictate a power level, battle capabilities, and whatnot for him, clearly indicating what kind of level he is at. After all, if a fictional character can warp reality to the point where it's influencing ours, it must be pretty fucking powerful, right? We should all be glad we're still wearing pants unlike Superfriends villains. Jesus Christ. [Doomsurfer versus Sundipped Superman!? You're invoking the wrath of the dark Gods of Chaos! All hail Slaanesh! Please forgive this unknowing fool enough to not kill me as you strike out at him in rage!]

Superbitch Whine: The SHC-ification for Superboy Prime. Variations of the name is possible. But the end result is the same. Nobody sane likes the character, or the role he performed. [Superboy Prime.. More like.. Superbitch Whine!!!!1]

Superpimp: Also known as Superman Pimp, or Superpimp Prime, this is the epitome of how internet ettiquette should NOT take place. Lewd, with no sense of sensitivity, this sexual predator has last been seen chased off of the boards by Melfira, covering her upper body area with one arm while Superpimp was holding a frilly pink bra. Despite his flaws, we still kinda miss him. [Remember when Slither would always "bond" with Superpimp? That was creepy.]

Suspension of Disbelief: 1. Suspending one's critical faculties to believe the unbelievable; Sacrifice of logic and realism for the sake of enjoyment. [I don't think SD.net has the right interpretation for Suspension of Disbelief. They keep talking about what one guy says it is supposed to be.]

Teleports his head off: [Subject] teleports [potential second subject] his head off. It's a mystical power which spawned from the Age of Apocalypseverse. Basically it's saying "Fuck comics code up it's willy nilly EAR!" and just flatout killing people with powers. It's not really that exciting, but people can't shut up about it. [Hey. Hey. Guess what? Guess what? Nightcrawler teleports Galactus' his head off! Hahahahahhahah! LOL]

Texcap: The epitome of friendliness, the personification of Captain America defenders everywhere. [Nobody can say anything bad about Texcap.]

Thorbag: An unfunny joke about Thor fans which started suggesting it towards Sentry complainers. Will never really catch on, but is still reasonably seen on the board because of one relentless poster. [What about Thorbag!? Add Thorbag to the ICT Dictionary! Please, Dutchman, I'll suck your cock if you add Thorbag! .. Seriously dude. I'm not kidding. For Thorbag I'll put another man's genitals in my mouth.]

Throws into the sun!: An action performed by a superstrength character. [Subject]  throws [potential second subject] into the sun! is a quote cited from ancient times, and it holds a lot of power. Despite nobody ever having done it, a lot of people like to hinge on this. Seriously. Nobody has ever tossed another character into the sun. Except Wonder Woman to this demon train, but this page has never reached the internet in scanform. So it's false! False, false, falsity false false false! Now, clogdance for great justice! [Hulk throws clogdancer] into the sun!]

Upstanding citizen: When a person's behavior is put in doubt, other people might refer to that character being an upstanding citizen, despite never actually having met said person. [Astro is an upstanding citizen. And probably owns several computers. Like. Three.]

Vegeta1: Poster of SHC. Likes to take extended periods of leave. Reason is unknown. Usually these leaves are concerned "vacations". [Guess who's computer broke!? I'll give you a hint, Vegeta1 is his identity and his name!]

Wildstorm: A Xerxes fan fiction story with some sort of continuity. Details are few and far between, but apparently a "MajecRisk" beats a "Griftnerb" in this wacky imaginary universe. [XerxesTWD is apperently the only one who likes Wildstorm.]

Wongulations: Supposedly unbiased calculations that prove everything in star wars, and disprove everyone else. also the visual equivalent of valium when used in debates. Oooh, science...boring...interest, fading...losing... consciousnZZZZZZZZZZ... [Some people are fond of Wongulations because it involves numbers, just like some Sesame street episodes.]

Xena: Wonder Woman's twin. Complete with interchangable feats? [Remember that one time, with the Xena - Wonder Woman analogy!?]













For Piender,
--Pie

[Hamburglar]

I propose adding something about Thing's cab-hopping capabilities. That right there is a Skyfather attack+++

[Ramz]

Moans not being on here, is a disgrace to all that is holy.

[I am a Cat: Meeeow]

This dictionary needs mentions of:

*MOANZ*
Pre-Ban KK & Post-Ban KK
AJ's Mother
Damien's Wife
Ever Dently
Unicorn

And a bunch of others I can't seem to remember right now.

[Pie]

Yes. Pie also has some other things that need definitions, such as:


Hamburgular
Thorne
Strawberry Clock
One More Day
4chan
Bennett
+moanz+
Canada
BigJayStudd
Strider
The Ion Power



For Piewer,
--Pie

[Pie]

Adamantium Trucks
Chad's Custom Vulture Suit

Stuff like that.



For Piedamantium
--Pie

[Hamburglar]

Pie's infatuation with all things Zoom related

[Hamburglar]

OH!! Mjolnirspower's physics!

[I am a Cat: Meeeow]

Tenchi
Snake Lady Porn
*SNOREZ*
*GROANZ*
*YEARNZ*
Punisher Prime
Gaara Of The Sand
BusiHACK
BendASS
GamSHIT
Sodumb Prat
Joephisto/Quephisto/Queschmada/Quenada

[I am a Cat: Meeeow]

Transformers Script
Reginald Hudlin
Dora Milaje
Hudlin Entertainment Forum

[I am a Cat: Meeeow]

The Alliance
The Coalition
Artistic IQ-points

[Pie]

Hold up, the board ate the whole middle of the dictionary, skipping most of the stuff after L, stay tuned.

For Piepping,
--Pie

[Hamburglar]

Can someone fill me in on Hot Dog Vendor Wolverine? Where'd that come from and are there any scans?  And if someone wants to pull the hack joke about "fill ur ass in w/hotdogsLOL", you can just save it. I'm looking at you, Ammar.

[Pie]

It has been edited and corrected with Punisher Prime and other great goodness of good greatness, as was intended.



For Pierrected,
--Pie

[Delta Shell as Frank Dux]

Wongilations
Two Computers
Black Omega
Pitt Bulls
Baseballs travelling at 90mph but the arm travelling at 5.

[I am a Cat: Meeeow]

Can someone fill me in on Hot Dog Vendor Wolverine? Where'd that come from and are there any scans?  And if someone wants to pull the hack joke about "fill ur ass in w/hotdogsLOL", you can just save it. I'm looking at you, Ammar.

[Delta Shell as Frank Dux]

Also, Wolf firing blindly.

[Pie]

Can someone fill me in on Hot Dog Vendor Wolverine? Where'd that come from and are there any scans?  And if someone wants to pull the hack joke about "fill ur ass in w/hotdogsLOL", you can just save it. I'm looking at you, Ammar.

Pie isn't sure if there are scans. Pie thinks the original idea came up in an Iron Man vs. Wolverine thread. Pie believes someone said Wolverine's only way of winning would be to disguise himself as a hot dog vendor outside of Stark Tower and wait for Tony to come down for a delicious hot dog.

Wolverine would then strike at Tony unawares.



For Pielverine,
--Pie

[I am a Cat: Meeeow]

Tablet

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Alderaan's Planetary Shields

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Cunt Punt

[Delta Shell as Frank Dux]

Maybe KMC too since CBR is on there.

Then maybe like, Aza Chorn.

Then maybe Ass Corn for jokes.


Also, "The Snake Eyes defence" about the debating using questions.

[I am a Cat: Meeeow]

The Sexual Adventures Of The Todd
Skeletor
Disgracing Your Father
Thorne
Tattle Tale Chad
Ratfink Bastard

[NeoGreenLantern]

Zentry

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Thing Level Durability

[Strange]

Mid Tier Magneto

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Pie's Administration
Original Content
YOUR FINISHED, SON!

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Chinzilla

[Tony XerxēsTWD Stark]

Power Girl Handjob Dr. Fate

Hot Dog Vendor Wolverine is the ultimate foe of SUPERMAN, not Iron Man.

[Jonathanos]

Carjacking Thing should be added to this.

[I am a Cat: Meeeow]

Also, we need clear definitions on what masculinity, homosexuality and sexually deviant behaviour are.

[Jonathanos]

sexually deviant behavior- See any thread by Tenchi

[Hamburglar]

Was the HDV Wolverine thing brought up in a serious manner originally?

[Jonathanos]

Throws into the sun!: An action performed by a superstrength character. [Subject]  throws [potential second subject] into the sun! is a quote cited from ancient times, and it holds a lot of power. Despite nobody ever having done it, a lot of people like to hinge on this. Seriously. Nobody has ever tossed another character into the sun. Except Wonder Woman to this demon train, but this page has never reached the internet in scanform. So it's false! False, false, falsity false false false! Now, clogdance for great justice! [Hulk throws clogdancer] into the sun!]

I'd like to point out that both Hulk and Thor have done this.  Hulk did it in the WWH Prologue and Thor did it ages ago against a vampire-like creature (though he used Mjolnir).

[Jonathanos]

Was the HDV Wolverine thing brought up in a serious manner originally?

No.

[Chadtain America]

Where did you finally find it Pie?

[Chadtain America]

Never mind. I just answered that in another thread.

[Oh so very much Dutch]

I'd like to point out that both Hulk and Thor have done this.  Hulk did it in the WWH Prologue and Thor did it ages ago against a vampire-like creature (though he used Mjolnir).

Original ICT dictionary was made before WWH came out, KTHXBI JONNY BOY.

[Oh so very much Dutch]

You're the kind of guy who watches Blade Runner and then comments on the fact Atari is not around anymore as well, aren't you.

Crumbs.